In The Beginning Chapter 9
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Porn Evening! Everybody has their preferred porn category. Sure, we mix it up, but old faithful is always there for us. It’s like wrapping up in your favorite blanket or ordering from your favorite restaurant. It just feels right. Over the years, I have come to notice that people's favorite porn says something about them. You can think of it as a perverted astrology sign. I’ll show you what I mean.
Let's start easy with some POV. POV fans are practical and logical. They are firmly grounded, litigious, and stick to what is possible. As such, when they watch porn, they want it to be as realistic as possible. POV fans are most likely to purchase masturbation gear like fleshlights and VR helmets. When they jerk off, they get into the fucking zone.
POV fans tend to be engineers, mathematicians, risk assessment specialists, computer programmers, or even politicians for work. They enjoy railing a bitch in their private lives but don’t have any extreme fetishes.
MILF lovers are always an interesting breed. They tend to be settled individuals with decent jobs and a lovely home. Being stable is a big part of attracting MILFS. They usually have an interesting family dynamic that has helped lead them to love older women. This can mean either a cold and distant relationship with family or a particularly close one.
When it comes to fucking, MILF fans are generous lovers. They are more concerned about their partner's pleasure than they are about their own. They want to blow the top of these old bitches.
Fans of watching bitches masturbate are another fascinating group of men. These gents are detail-oriented. They like to look at every aspect of a bitch. Screen size and video quality are critical to them. They want to count the pores on a bitches asshole while they stroke their cocks.
Not all, but some of these gents are closeted gay rednecks. I’m not talking about being closeted from friends and family. I’m talking about closeted from themselves. They don’t want to risk getting hard from seeing cock in regular porn, so they stick to dickless content when in all reality, they want to have a giant black hog in their ass.
Hair color guys like to keep shit simple. They might not have high-paying jobs or own mansions, but they are a happy and grateful group. They appreciate that porn exists at all and don’t need it to get extreme before they are hard as a rock.
This group also tends to be young. I can still remember being a young lad. Just the thought of a woman's hair was enough to get me to cum in my gym shorts. Those days are long behind me now. To those youthful gents beating it to some blondes right now, enjoy this time. It won’t be long until you’re watching two Albanian midgets fart in each other's mouths.Moist Holes
Anal sex. Some love it, some hate it, and few are in the middle. While I hate poop as much as the next guy, the anus is a warm, moist hole, and I’ll stick my cock in any warm moist hole a woman has. Mouth, pussy, asshole, recently removed tracheostomy hole, stab wound, it doesn’t matter. I’m all in, baby.
Anal sex guys don’t give a shit. They skirt authority, flick off police officers, and don’t pick up their dog's poop. They love video games and were probably the guy that called your mom a dirty slut during your last Call of Duty session. Much like anal sex, anal sex guys aren’t for everyone, but when you love them, you love them.
Everyone enjoys a little touch of BDSM, but when someone is really into it, they don’t fuck around. People might assume they would be abrasive in real life, but it’s the exact opposite. Much like metalheads, BDSM guys tend to be some of the nicest people you will meet. It just so happens that they also want to stick a speculum in your pussy and pour a homeless dude's piss into it. But, hey, we all have to find ways to destress after a long day at work.
The BDSM crowd is an accepting and understanding bunch. Many of them have had fucked up shit happen to them at one point or another. As youth, they were shunned but have now found a community in a bunch of leather-clad torture specialists. Humans are a strange species.
No matter your choice in porn, Pornevening has it hot and ready for you. They are always serving up the freshest sexy bitches on the market. There has been a lot of effort put into curating this catalog. There is no useless filler clogging up the place. They only allow the best to grace their humble porno temple.
The web design is minimalistic, almost to a fault. I only say that it could be to a fault because they invented a new kind of white that turns the background of the place into a floodlight. The shit is so bright you could start a brush fire with it.
Otherwise, I enjoy how simple they keep things. The main menu is up top and includes the options Main, Categories, HD video, and a link to your favorite porn reviewer. Below the menu is a series of links to Pornevening's sister sites Femdomxxx, Fetish Break, The Porn Scat, Only Fans site rip, Jerk planet, Femdom Fetish, and Only Foot Fetish. In an upcoming article, I’ll have to cover the foot guy personality breakdown. I’m sure everyone is curious.
I understand how it keeps the front page uncluttered, but I’m not a fan of how they display the categories. They are spread over six pages that you scroll through like they were content thumbnails. It looks nice, but it’s not particularly efficient.
The main page and category page are almost identical except for the categories having a drop-down that allows you to filter the list alphabetically. This helps make the categories a little easier to browse through. I personally like to spend my time in the HD videos section. I might not be detail-oriented in life, but in porn, I want to see everything.Milk Mustache
It’s time to look at some of this great content here. Pornevening gets its porn from a wide range of the best studios in the world. Studios such as Hucows. Who wouldn’t click on “Hucows - Thiccy Niccy - Hogtied Milking?” Certainly nobody I would want to know. In this work of art, we see a woman in a shed leashed to a massage table of sorts. Once strapped onto the table, her tits are hooked to giant milking machines that suck her juicy titties dry of their life-giving humilk. Is this for everyone? No. Would everyone click on it anyway? Yes.
If you’re hankering for big tits but don’t necessarily want to be reminded of their true purpose, try “Alexsis Faye - Nipple Stimulation Full HD 1080p” This bitch has giant pillowy coconut tits that could asphyxiate a wildebeest. These tits are perfection incarnate. She would produce record amounts if you hooked them up to a hucow milker. She must be forty percent milk by volume.
My anal fans will put a lot of time into “Let's Try Anal - Abby Cross.” “Let's try anal” is a sentence every man hopes to hear in his life. Judging by the video, something tells me this isn’t the first time Abby Cross has “Tried” anal. Her asshole gobbled up that cock like it was a Christmas ham. If that was her first time, then I’m the fucking pope.
“Firm Hand Spanking - Rachel Finch - The Academy C” is what I imagined every all-girls school is like. Nothing but skirt-wearing and ass spanking. Rachel hates her school uniform, and the only way to suppress her insolence is to receive a soundly spank. The problem is, Rachel loves it, and once her panties come down, she starts gyrating those hips and turning her pussy into a hypnotizing snack. Not even the principal is able to refuse.
You don’t find much better content than what's on Pornevening. Whoever curates all this shit doesn’t get paid enough, no matter how much it is. Everywhere I look, it’s nothing but nines and tens getting their back blown or being milked like a farm animal. They know all the best studios to collect from and all the best pornstars to hunt down.
The improvements that should be made on Pornevening are both easy to call out and easy to fix. I'll never know why they thought it was a good idea to use a lighthouse bulb as the background of their site. The category list also needs to be streamlined for use instead of just keeping the front page uncluttered.
If your a man who prefers the best, Pornevening has it for you. This is one of the most well-curated sites you’ll ever find.
Lesley
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