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Theater Sluts! Does the very idea of getting sucked in an adult theater make you want to start stroking your cock right where you are sitting? If so, then I want you to know that there is actually a premium porn site that gives you a little taste of exactly that kind of fetish. I am talking about the aptly named Theater Sluts. Check it out, and you are going to wish that it was this easy to get off in a porno cinema.
As the site states, you won’t find any gay guys here! Which is pretty interesting considering that every time I’ve walked into one of those things, it has always been gay bros jerking off to straight porn. What the fuck is with that? And why do so many gay men love these places?!
If your fantasy includes getting off with only straight women while old fuckers drain their balls all over their naked bodies, then Theater Sluts has the kind of content that you need. Take a look today, and see what kind of videos are available for your viewing pleasure. It is not free mind you, but you don’t have to look too long to figure out if Theater Sluts is the kind of premium porn service you want to subscribe to!Sexy amateurs getting gangbanged by other dudes
I know why you want to visit a site like Theater Sluts. Just the very idea alone of a horny fucker like you having access to so many different types of beautiful women that want nothing more than to service lonely fucks like you is enough to make you start stroking right here and now. I know what you are thinking about doing. You want to pull out your cock on the train even though there are people staring at you right now. You want to start stroking from the sheer thought alone of having so many interested women wanting to satisfy and drain your balls!
Look fuck face, it is a sexy thought. Walking into an adult theater full of horny women that woke up only to suck semen out of your prick among the others is enough to make you want to walk into an adult theater and check out this hypothesis for yourself. Sure bro, go check it out and see what happens. You may find yourself sitting in the theater alone, waving the gay dudes away from you while you sit there, waiting for a female to show up. You are sitting, waiting, hoping, wishing, counting the number of gay dudes that walk in, and so on – but it never, ever fucking happens.
I am sure there is an adult theater somewhere that provides this level of sexual satisfaction for a lonely asshole like you. But you probably won’t find it in your neck of the woods. But none of that really matters when you can fulfill that fantasy by watching what Theater Sluts has to offer!
What you will find once you start watching the content on Theater Sluts is that this is a series you need to watch if you want to watch horny, middle-aged dudes getting their balls drained by women too hot for them. That’s not all, though. Dirty D is also the star of the videos, so you see his balls and taint a lot from one video to the next, too.
The only thing that I can say about Theater Sluts is that you really do get a chance to see sexy women fucking around with normal dudes. When I was watching some of these videos – and even when I was just starting at the thumbnails of each video – I got the impression that you are going to see a bunch of fuckers that you probably feel like you have seen in everyday life. Maybe you have – and maybe you have jerked off with them!
Take for example this Santa Clause looking fat guy that was so excited about getting his fuck on with a stunning amateur in the middle of an adult theater, that I thought he was going to have a fucking heart attack before he pulled his pecker out. That is not me shitting on the content, either: it felt raw, amateur, and like I was actually sitting in an adult theater watching this kind of shit go down.
Which is ultimately the overall draw of Theater Sluts. You truly feel like you are in the middle of an adult movie theater watching dudes fuck and get blown. It just works! But that isn’t where the accolades end.Wide variety of women
One of the things that you see with these types of themed porn series a lot of the time is that there isn’t that much of a variety of women. You get a bunch of white chicks that look about as intelligent as the shit I took this morning. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But still, you want a bit of a variety when it comes to these types of themed porn series.
Theater Sluts seems to understand that. Which is why when you browse from one video to the next, you will find a whole host of women that are ready to satisfy the dudes in the theaters. When you watch Theater Sluts, you will find women that are black, white, Asian, Latina, and more. There are women of all walks of life, too. From housewives to cuckolding partners that want to give their significant others something to stroke to, to sluts that just want to have a million cocks rammed down their throat and pussy.
There are so many various women that are in this porn series that you will want to at least look at every thumbnail of each video that is available for you to watch. On top of all of that, you will also want to jump in and start watching the content that is available for your horny ass to get off to on Theater Sluts. No matter what kind of beautiful amateur that you want to get off to on Theater Sluts, know that you will find a wide array of beautiful women that know a thing or two about satisfying horny dudes that want to fuck them in a theater.
If you are interested about diving in balls deep and getting off to these videos, know that you have to fucking pay for the content. Hey, I don’t make the rules. I only show you the hottest porn sites out there on ThePornDude!
If you want a few different ways that you can pay for content on Theater Sluts, you have several options to pay for your Theater Sluts subscription. You can use the old standby of using your debit and credit card. Which, Theater Sluts mentions that the billing of the porn series is discreet, so no one will be suspicious. Not bad for $29.95 a month.
You can even pay for the subscription via check, which goes to show you just how fucking dated this series and site as a whole truly is. That lends itself to some problems that you need to know about before becoming a subscriber. And who the fuck still pays via check?!What the fuck is with this Web design?
Seriously! When I first visited Theater Sluts, I thought that I was looking at a website that had somehow been built in an IRC chatroom. I know what you are about to say: ‘that’s impossible!’ Go visit the site yourself and tell me you don’t at least have the same reaction. Theater Sluts mentions that it has been around since 1999, and I don’t think the site has had a facelift since then.
I’m not being fucking facetious here: Theater Sluts looks like it has not had a fresh coat of paint in over 20 years. There are references to the series featured on an episode of Sexcetera of Playboy TV – episode #50 to be exact. Bros, that was around 2003! The references and content are getting old as fuck! Not that there is anything wrong with old porn – good pussy is good pussy no matter what decade we are talking about.
My issue is that when you visit Theater Sluts, you feel like you are looking at a porn site that was long forgotten. Of course, you can still pay for a monthly subscription so it is still alive and kicking. But when you first visit the site, you are not going to think that even in the slightest. Hell, just from looking at the thumbnails, it is obvious that Theater Sluts has some dated fucking content.
The content may be hot as hell, but the website looks long abandoned. And the thumbnails do not do anything to make you feel differently. By adding a new fresh coat of paint to the site and showcasing videos that do not look like they were recorded on a Motorola Razer flip phone, Theater Sluts will undoubtedly attract a new generation of horny fuckers that want to feel like they too can have the option to fuck and get sucked by amazing sluts that want only one thing: middle-aged male cock!Suggestions:
Theater Sluts has all of the sluts that you could ever want to see getting fucked and blowing dudes in adult porno theaters. That sounds goddamn amazing, and when you consider that the content is pretty fucking raw, it is fucking sexy as hell. Unfortunately, both the site and the content look dated as fuck. This needs to change now if Theater Sluts wants to attract new subscribers on a regular basis. Make the site and series not look so old, and they will come!
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