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What the fuck is 1000 Facials? If you guessed a Swedish death metal band that sings about skin cleansers, you are sort of right. Cum is a skin cleanser. Or so I have heard.
If you guessed it’s how many facials you need before you look beautiful forever, you’re fucking wrong. Skin care treatments are a scam, and you will look fucking ancient as Old Man Time turns the clocks and forces your ass to age just like the rest of them. So what in the fuck is 1000 Facials anyway?
It is a premium porn site that features beautiful starlets blowing huge dong! You know, doing what they do best. When you see the site, you may be blown away by how much history is here too. Take a look for yourself and see exactly what I fucking mean!
Videos that go back to 2005
If you have never heard of 1000 Facials, you need to educate yourself you dumb mother fucker! This is a porn series that has stood the test of time (I think? I will explain later) and has been around for over 15 fucking years! That is a long time for a porn series to exist. If it continues to produce new content, Blowpass Network is going to have a 20 year anniversary coming up in a few years (as of this review, anyway).
Why am I so impressed by 1000 Facials’ longevity? Because 1000 Facials is a porn series that has been around since 2005. Two thousand and fucking five! You know all of those dumb fucks that you see on TikTok nowadays? They were either toddlers or not even born yet when 1000 Facials started creating quality content!
For a series to have those kinds of legs is something truly special. Sure, you hear about premium porn sites and series that have been around for decades. We review them all the time on ThePornDude, but it’s still not something that you see every fucking day. If a series like 1000 Facials is able to continue to create this kind of content every goddamn year, then they are doing something correctly (or is the series continuing? Again, more on that in a moment).
If you want to see what the series looked like when it first began, select the ‘latest’ sorting option, then go to the last page. If you want to sort the content on 1000 Facials in a few different ways, know that you can sort content view most viewed, most engaging, upcoming, and latest like I fucking talked about earlier. But let us focus on going backwards on the site, via the ‘latest’ sorting option.
Once you are there, you will find videos that, again, go all the way back to 2005. Were you not listening mother fucker? Focus!
Unless you just turned 18 years old, you may find that the names on the earliest videos are nothing special. But if you are a seasoned porn viewer like I assume many of you are, then you will immediately start recognizing certain names. And if you are a 30something+ that has been jerking it since at least the P2P days (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, that’s a, ‘no’), names you haven’t thought about in years will absolutely jump out at you.
Browsing the beginning of 1000 Facials is like seeing a who’s who of pornography from the 2000s to the early 2010s. Famous porn stars like Sasha Grey, Penny Flame, Lela Starr, and Bree Olson to name a few have starred in 1000 Facials over the years. It’s pretty goddamn impressive in that you get to see a bit of Western porn history unfolding in front of you.
And goddamn! These famous porn stars look goddamn sexy and young as hell in these videos! The Sasha Grey from 2007 is not the Sasha Grey from the 2010’s, let me fucking tell you. Lela Starr from 2005 compared to the Lela Starr of today? Come the fuck on – there is no comparison!
From a curiosity standpoint alone, it is worth going back to 2005 and looking at all of the content throughout the years. Sure, the production qualities of the videos look like fucking shit. But what in the hell are you expecting? 4K-caliber production qualities from videos filmed in 2005 – 2010? You are out of your fucking mind! Get the fuck out of there with that bullshit!
Over 600 videos in the series
If you love what you see on 1000 Facials from their oldest content alone, then you are going to be fucking ecstatic when you see what the new content looks like. It looks fucking awesome, and is undoubtedly filmed in 4K. The production qualities are up to standard with the modern videos, and you will have the option to see every dribble of saliva coming out of each goddesses’ mouth as she slurps on a big fat ding dong!
You are going to have hours and hours worth of content to watch, too! That’s because there are over 600 videos in the entire 1000 Facials. Which should come as no surprise considering that the videos first started rolling in way back in 2005. But still, it is nice to see that there are already so many fucking videos just waiting to get your fucking ass off.
Now, you may be wondering how much all of this is going to fucking cost. Well, 1000 Facials has a wide array of membership tiers that will help you to decide on whether a subscription is ideal for you. Really, it depends on if you want to stream only the content on 1000 Facials or if you want to have the option to also download content. If you choose to download content, you can download content from 180p all the way to 4K. Easy!
If you only want to stream content on 1000 Facials, you can opt to pay only $19.95 a month. This gives you access to all of the sites on the Blowpass network. Alternatively, you can choose to get a three-day trial – which includes only streaming – for only $2.95. They are pretty damn good deals.
If you decide that you want to also download content, then you have a pay a bit more. If you want to still pay per month, that price increases by $10.00 to $29.95 a month. The cheapest option – and really, the cheapest option among all of the tiers – is to choose the annual subscription. This will give you streaming and downloading abilities for only $119.40 a year, or $9.95 a month. If you want my suggestions, I believe you should check out the trial. If you love the content on 1000 Facials, opt for the annual subscription if you know you will be back. Then again, who knows what the future holds for 1000 Facials.
No new content in nearly a year
Even though 1000 Facials has a history of releasing amazing blowjob videos, that does not mean that the porn series can last forever. Nothing lasts forever as the old saying goes, and I am wondering if the same can be said for 1000 Facials. Because as of this review, there has not been new content released in nearly a year. Go, look for yourself! You will see what I mean!
If you select the ‘upcoming’ option, you will also find that no videos are on the horizon. There is not a scheduled video about to be released, which makes me wonder if the series is truly dead. There is no indication whether it is or not on 1000 Facials, so it is up to Blowpass to mention if the series is either on hiatus or if the series is not coming back. I am fucking hoping that it is the former and not the latter, but who the fuck knows until 1000 Facials makes an announcement that the series is going to stay or disappear forever.
Help info in listings, too
You will also find that you can find a host of good information within each listing. Each listing features information such as the title, performers in the video, date posted, rating, and the option to add content to favorites and again, download content. It could not be any fucking easier!
1000 Facials even lets you narrow down the channel by category and models. You can easily select the categories and the models that you want to see on 1000 Facials. Which is great considering that there are so many beautiful women and sub-categories beyond sucking cock that have appeared over the years.
If you want to watch blowjob videos from a premium channel, 1000 Facials makes that happen with fucking ease. So what in the hell are you waiting for? Check out 1000 Facials – consider using the trial option to see if it is what you are looking for – and get off to amazing blowjob videos with some of the hottest porn stars in history!
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1000 Facials is a premium porn channel that features a wide variety of blowjob videos dating back to 2005. Featuring amazing porn stars like Sasha Grey, Lela Starr, and so many others, there are hundreds of blowjob videos to watch. Unfortunately, it remains to be seen if the series is on hiatus or has been canceled. 1000 Facials needs to announce what has happened to the series to ensure that it is still worth the cost of the subscription.
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