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Morgpie goes by BigWomb on Twitter, presumably because somebody already took the Morgpie username back in 2009. This is a common phenomenon, not just on Twitter but on any popular online platform of just about any kind. Those of you with a string of random digits after your nickname know this story well. It’s especially funny to me that the Morgan who went by Morgpie over a decade ago may have just done so for a day, at least if her two tweets are any indication. She just stopped by for a few minutes to ruin the real Morgpie’s future chances of grabbing up the handle a good twelve years later.
I’m sure you already know which Morgpie I’ll be talking about today, given who I am and where you’re reading this. As the world-famous Porn Dude, I’m a big fan of beautiful women working in my favorite industry: pornography. Morgpie, AKA BigWomb, hasn’t been exposing herself on camera all that long, but she’s already got over 200,000 followers on Twitter.com. The platform offers a peek into the amateur pornstar’s life and a whole lot more, so I bet she continues racking up the followers. I’m one of them, of course, and if you still ain’t sure why, click the link or read on.
Does She Really Have a Big Womb?
Morgpie’s got a little blurb typed out in all caps at the top of her Twitter page spelling out some of her formula for winning over the perverts. She’s a top-ten amateur model on Pornhub, for one thing. At 23 years old, she’s arguably the perfect age for the gig, seeing as she’s so ripe and lovely. Also, she speaks directly to her nerdy fanbase of geeks and gamers with lines like, “I LOVE MAC N CHEESE AND HENTAI,” complete with a heart emoji. As a man who is often both hungry and horny, I feel that in my soul.
Honestly, though, the Big Womb account would be worth a Follow even if you were completely illiterate. Hell, I’ve never even met a pasta fetishist who could whack off to a girl’s appreciation for elbow noodles, but I think most of the straight guys I know could rub one out to her feed. I won’t lie: I had to take a break after just a couple paragraphs of writing, because scrolling through her recent tweets got me all hard and drippy.
Her whole feed will be of interest even to pervs and general humans who have never heard of Morgpie, who don’t get excited about cosplay or give a flying fuck about hentai. I mean, those interests may help draw your attention, but the greatest appeal is probably going to be the absolute wealth of free sexy pics she posts. Twitter.com has a reputation for flame wars, conspiracy theories and utter bullshit, but I’m here for all the free nudes and porn.
Case in point: a Christmas-Even Pinned Tweet of the beautiful Morgpie laying in a bathtub of blood, red streaks across her pretty face and jugs floating beautifully just beneath the crimson fluid. It ain’t the most explicit photo I’ve ever seen, but perhaps it’s the tease of what’s below the surface that makes it so enticing. Likewise with the skimpy dress photos she posted just a few hours ago, and her elf-eared Christmas shots giving us a tantalizing glimpse of that ass. A lot of you can only wish for a gift of such glorious magnitude during this or any other holiday season.
Damn, This Cosplay Girl is Busy
One of the best reasons to follow any video whore or amateur model on Twitter.com is that you often get a taste of the work they’re doing all around the internet. It can be a pain in the ass to repeatedly check all your favorite platforms to find the freshest content from your favorite starlets, but they’re usually letting fans know what’s up on Twitter. Big Womb, for example, has been promoting her increasingly popular Pornhub page a lot lately. About a month ago, she tweeted about her anal vids on OnlyFans and Fansly.
I’m a real sucker for the tweets that feel both personal and perverted. Last week she posted what might have been a relatively tame selfie: she’s wearing a kitten sweater and a sly, sexy smile on her pretty face, eating pizza out of a box on her lap. It’s a pretty standard Insta-style selfie, but it’s the caption that really gets me going. “I put things in my butt today!! :D” An admission like that on what would otherwise be a wholesome SFW shot gets me all hard and drippy.
That said, BigWomb ain’t the kind of gal who tweets all day every day about everything. Some chicks post a lot of memes, jokes and random thoughts in between their nudie pics and sample videos, but Morgpie seems a little more business oriented. Pretty much everything she posts is about her adult content, whether she’s posing in a tight pair of shorts or sexy cow cosplay, or just letting you know she’s grateful you’re jacking off to her stuff. While fapworthy on its own, everything she tweets is a subtle nudge towards the platforms where she makes real money.
To date, Morgpie has tweeted over 3,000 times under her Big Womb account. You can probably beat off to most of those posts, too, because they’re jam-packed with the photos that drew me there in the first place. She’s fairly active on Twitter.com, tweeting fresh material almost every day. If you like sexy chicks with pretty faces in cosplay, it seems like a no-brainer to click that Follow button.
But What About the Hardcore?
I was flipping through BigWomb’s tweets when I noticed one where she points out another Twitter account she runs. “Btw this is my suuuuper NSFW profile if anyone’s interested,” she wrote, with a link to @WombBig. Naturally, I clicked through for a taste of her more scandalous material.
While most of the stuff Morgpie posts as BigWomb could come off as SFW, depending on where you work, she’s posting a ton of hardcore under WombBig. The pinned tweet at the top right now was posted back in April, and it includes a nice video sample of a thighjob and deepthroat blowjob video she’s got on Pornhub. I watched it loop a few times before I had to take another break from writing to watch the full 18-minute video on the ’hub. I have achieved a bit of post-nut clarity, and I hope it makes my writing a bit more succinct as I wrap this up.
I was going to end this review by mentioning how most of Morgpie’s Big Womb tweets are clean by almost any modern measure, which may be a bummer for the jaded masturbators out there who are used to cum-drenched dick-in-hole fuck flicks. I do think this new wave of amateur model has revitalized the whole genre of nude photos, but I totally understand when modern perverts prefer the harder stuff. Between BigWomb and WombBig, though, Morgpie offers the best of both worlds.
Her WombBig account helps showcase the filthier side of Morgpie with a ton of GIFs and short videos where she’s getting boned by her real-life partner. As a professional porn stud, I definitely love banging the professional pornstars, but the allure of this type of genuine amateur porn is hard to resist and even harder to replicate. I love the clip where she’s got elf ears and pink hair, making oh-faces as her dude sticks a thumb in her mouth and a dick in her shaved twat. There’s even one where the lucky fucker is having a threesome with Morgpie and a sexdoll Morgpie. Why have I never thought of that?
If you’re on Twitter with any regularity, I highly recommend following both of Morgpie’s accounts. She posts more often as BigWomb, offering up fresh sexy pics almost every day, and occasionally treats her fans to something a bit hot and heavier as WombBig. Either way, it’s free fap fodder from one of the sexiest amateur cosplay babes on the internet. If beautiful women turn you on, I don’t see why you wouldn’t click those Follow buttons.
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I wonder if they are going to count our grades as part of the curve? If so, we have crushed the scores for the rest of the student’s taking that exam. All of us were sure we aced our first exam. We did each of our next three as a group too. I don’t think any of us were in those three exams longer than forty-five minutes before handing in our papers. One was multiple-guess with a trivial essay question. We got a lot of whispered comments about us being kids and not being able to do the exam...
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After placing the last box in the trunk, she slammed it shut and then loaded all of her bags into the backseat of her car. Picking up her kitten, she looked around a bit wistfully. Leaving her home would be hard, but she was happy that she was moving to a familiar place, a place she already knew and loved, with the man that she knew and loved. She gave Meeko a little kiss and said, ‘Well, are you ready to hit the road?’ He purred as she nuzzled against him. After saying goodbye to her family,...