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How many times have you jerked off to Lisa Ann over the years? Plenty of fucking times I am sure. If you are a certain age, your hand is cramping because of how many times you’ve masturbated to her. It’s one of those milestones any young man and/or woman has experienced. You learn to drive, drink alcohol, and get off to Lisa Ann videos.
If that makes you feel a bit nostalgic, you may want to consider following one of the hottest MILFs in history of the adult industry. She’s fucking fine as hell with those giant titties and perfect round ass. So what are you fucking waiting for, mother fucker?!
Follow her on her official Twitter account: Twitter.com/thereallisaann. Then, imagine yourself bending down and licking upward on that ass crack! Do you have a goddamn boner yet? No? What’s wrong with you?!
Over 1.5 million followers
Goddamn! Just the thought of tasting Lisa Ann’s ass made me need to leave the room for a minute and tug one out. She drains your balls even when you’re thinking about her! Christ almighty!
Other horny mother fuckers like you and I must be thinking the same thing. It is probably why Twitter.com/thereallisaann has over 1.5 million followers that are watching her every post. You will be glad to know that Twitter.com/thereallisaann does indeed post a fuck ton of content of herself on her account, too. She is photogenic as hell: why would anyone not want to see the world’s greatest MILF?
As you look around on Twitter.com/thereallisaann, you’re going to learn very quickly that Lisa Ann knows how to promote herself. A little too well, that is (more on that in a moment). She never passes up on the opportunity to showcase every aspect of her personal life, along with a few candid photos that may not actually be candid. Lisa Ann knows how to market her tight ass with authority, and her posts come across as professional, tasteful, and totally, well, normal.
When compared to the Lisa Ann that we all know and jack off to, the Lisa Ann personality that you find on Twitter.com/thereallisaann comes across as, well, tame. She seems like a sexy MILF mother with a perfect figure that may suck your dick if she slams a few too many tequila shots. But the Lisa Ann that we already know gets turned on by chalk dust in her classroom, then starts sucking off every dude in the class while eaten out by the principal. If that’s the Lisa Ann you are hoping to see on Twitter.com/thereallisaann, fuck, I’ve got some bad news for you.
No nudity whatsoever
Look, I’m not saying that Twitter.com/thereallisaann has never posted a topless photo or even a GIF of her sucking a dick. But if she has, it has not been recently. I looked through all of the media Twitter.com/thereallisaann has posted within the last year, and I did not find any nudity on the timeline. Nope. Twitter.com/thereallisaann does not feature any nudity whatsoever.
The closest thing that I came to seeing nudity on Twitter.com/thereallisaann was an image of her eating cupcakes in a low-hanging outfit for her fiftieth birthday celebration. Which didn’t look that flattering if I’m being goddamn honest. Seeing a beautiful woman like Lisa Ann on the verge of stuffing her face with cupcakes is not something that I want to see necessarily. I want to see that fucking tight wet pussy!
It comes as no surprise then that when I clicked on Twitter.com/thereallisaann, I didn’t even get a warning that there may be nudity on the account. It loaded like any other Twitter account, meaning that at best, you’re going to only see Lisa Ann showing massive cleavage. Maybe she’ll show her round bottom on accident, but it’ll be fully clothed. Twitter.com/thereallisaann is more of a publicity and marketing tool rather than a place where she showcases her dick sucking and riding skills that we all know she still has.
It begs the question: is Lisa Ann even fucking doing porn anymore? A quick glance at Wikipedia shows that no, she’s not active anymore. She has not been active in a few years as of this review. But depending on when you are reading, she may have entered back into the industry and is making content once again. If you are reading this from the future, I hope you’re enjoying those perfectly tanned, round titties again!
But back here in the past, she’s only teasing us with her content. You’ll see those massive melons underneath her tight shirt in all of her content, and you will be begging through your device’s screen for them to just pop out. Just once! It’s not going to fucking happen, though: device screens do not work that way.
Repeatedly hawks the same bullshit
If you are asking yourself, ‘if she’s not naked, then why the fuck would I want to bother following Twitter.com/thereallisaann in the first place,’ that’s a good fucking question! What’s the point of following Twitter.com/thereallisaann unless you are a fan of Lisa Ann the would-be media mogul, versus Lisa Ann the porn star. She’s fucking busy these days for sure. But none of it involves spreading her asshole and taking multiple cocks like in the old days.
For starters, Lisa Ann is trying to break through the sports niche. Particularly the fantasy football niche. She is on a radio show at least once a week talking about fantasy football, and let me fucking tell you: she lets you know about it. It seems like every day, Twitter.com/thereallisaann is tweeting about yet another appearance on the radio discussing fantasy football with the boys.
You have to fucking hand it to her. It’s a pretty damn good niche to be in, at least in the United States. She appealed to the good ol’ boys that used to jerk off to her when they were a bit younger. Now that they’re fat and lazy, she’s back and telling them how much she loves what they love. She knows her audience, that’s for fucking sure!
But I’m not annoyed by any of the fantasy football shit. That’s fine since it’s fucking free to listen to, and if you want to listen to a hot piece of ass talk about football with more knowledge than almost any bro, it’s there for you to enjoy. But what fucking annoys the hell out of me is how she hawks other ridiculous products like a healthy soda.
A healthy soda? Who ever heard of that fucking shit! There is no such thing. But wouldn’t you fucking know it, Twitter.com/thereallisaann hawks a certain shitty soda like clockwork. It’s like she is using a social media tool to schedule the same tweets nearly every fucking day!
At the end of the day, it’s her Twitter account. I can say I hate it, but if she wants to promote products that don’t work on Twitter.com/thereallisaann, that’s her business. But it could keep those that want to follow her and get a little glimpse into the life of Lisa Ann from following her.
Twitter.com/thereallisaann also touts her books and Cameo appearances on a regular basis, which is to be expected. But just like the soda hawking she’s doing, she posts these ads way too fucking much. Some days, I swear she posts the same type of promotion for one of her ventures twice a day. It can be a little overwhelming.
And that’s really what turns me off about Twitter.com/thereallisaann. Twitter.com/thereallisaann feels like a giant commercial at times. You don’t feel like you are seeing the genuine Lisa Ann. Her tweets need to be more personable.
Over half a dozen daily posts
Twitter.com/thereallisaann is definitely active. You’ll find over half a dozen daily posts. It’s no surprise that Twitter.com/thereallisaann also has over 18,000 clips and photos to peruse as well.
Still, if you are hoping to find jackoffable material on Twitter.com/thereallisaann, it’s not going to happen. Unless her smile and figure are all you need. Which, let’s be honest, is pretty fucking sexy in its own right. But if you need more than that, you won’t be nutting here! But I’ve got plenty of sites for you to jizz to on ThePornDude, so go have a look!
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Twitter.com/thereallisaann is the official Twitter account of the one, the only, Lisa Ann. Unfortunately, you’re not going to see her naked on her Twitter account. Or ever, since it seems like she has not been active for a few years as of this review. But if you want to see semi-nude content, forget it. Lisa Ann promotes mostly her ventures, media appearances, and a line of ‘healthy’ soda. It makes the account feel less than personable at times, and that needs to change if she wants to grow her number of followers.
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