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England isn't exactly known for its porn scene. "They're sexy" is nobody's first thought upon hearing the word "British." These motherfuckers have been inbreeding for so long that they all look like they're missing a chromosome. If you have a retard fetish, go for it; otherwise, people would rather jerk off to almost anyone else.
From Freak to Chic
However, occasionally a Brit is born that looks marginally human. Even rarer is a Brit that looks sexy. Whenever one pops up, they instantly become famous. It can give the impression the Brits aren't ugly, but it's actually selection bias. You're only seeing the best of the best of the best of the best.
Many of these attractive English folks get soaked up by the film and music industry. Times are few and far between when they end up in porn, so you have to take note of when it happens.
Consider this article me taking note of Jasmine Jae. She has become one of the premier English adult film stars and made quite a name for herself in the process.
Jasmine Jae was born Jennifer Smith, in the English city of Birmingham, on August 31st, 1981. After graduating high school, she attended university, but nothing stuck. While doing her studies, Jas worked in a clothing store. It turns out she should have been working at an unclothing store.
Chance Encounter
It wasn't until 2012, when Jasmine was twenty-nine, that she entertained entering the adult entertainment industry. It had never crossed her mind until meeting male porn actor Keiran Lee at a party.
The two hit it off, and he invited her to Brazzers studios, where he had a contract. Many aspiring porn stars would kill for the opportunity to work with Brazzers, and Jasmine fell into it. That's what happens when you're a rare, super-sexy Brit.
While Jasmine has never explained where "Jae" came from, her first name references Princess Jasmine in the Disney movie Alladin. She doesn't look like Jasmine, but I would fuck her like Jasmine.
Over the years, Jas has worked with great producers like Zero Tolerance, Brazzers, Evil Angel, Private, Digital Sin, New Sensations, Girlfriends Films, Girls Way, Harmony Films, 21 Sextury, Jules Jordan Video, and Elegant Angel.
Jasmine has received many award nominations and even some wins over the years. She is the first British female to win foreign female performer of the year. I wasn't lying when I said those bitches are usually ugly.
Adult Video News has lavished her with nominations for everything from the best sex scene in a foreign production and Foreign female artist of the year to the Best lesbian group sex scene and best scandalous sex scene.
In 2017 and 2018, both Xbiz and Adult Video News quit only nominating her and finally gave the bitch her flowers. Since then, she has only been racking up the accolades, and I imagine many more will come.
However, if you ask her, Jasmine will tell you that her two best scenes are in the films "Down on Abby" and "Murder Most Horny."
British Twitter Bitch
I'd say that's enough fine detail. Let's look at Jasmine's Twitter page and see what she is up to. Her description is simple, so I'll quote it. "International Adult Star, Director and Content Creator. The only Brit to win Adult Video News female performer of the year." I'd say it lays out her credentials well enough.
Jasmine marks her location as "Your wank bank." She isn't fooling. She is always floating around my wank bank. She also provides her Link Tree, where you can gain access to all of her content, new and old.
Jasmine opened her Twitter account in April of 2012 and has since gathered over five hundred thousand followers. I'm not the only one that appreciates attractive Brits. It's like finding a needle in a haystack.
Most bitches pin a cute picture of themselves to the top of their page, but Jas takes it a step further. She includes a great deal for those who join her VIP page.
First off, you get a twenty-dollar credit to spend on any Jasmine content or products you want. What else do you get with your VIP pass? You get free full-length vids on the wall, custom vids and voice notices, sexting with live pics and vids, video calls, and live shows, all with no spam and no admin team. You get raw uncut Jasmine to stroke your willy too.
If that's not your thing, check out her Many Vids account, where you can purchase her content by the minute. You won't be able to watch for long before you cum, so you might as well save some money.
Maybe One Day
One of her most recent Many Vids sales is for a video titled "Lucky Fan Suck and Fuck." What would you give to be that fan? An arm? A leg? Your firstborn child? I bet you'd take five years off your life just to whiff her pussy. How fucking pathetic is that?
It's implausible you'll ever get to fuck this bitch, but there is a way to get closer than just watching her on screen. You can purchase an article of clothing that she wore on her body. It can be almost anything, but panties are the most popular. People want a smell of that fresh British pussy. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
The Halloween season was a busy time for Jasmine. She filmed a bunch of themed content you can get on her Only Fans. This shit is a must-see if you're a fan of goth bitches or BDSM. These scenes aren't just for spooky time. You can watch them all year long.
You'll find many sale announcements as you scroll down her Twitter page. People are buying Jasmine's content night and fucking day. It's good that she doesn't have to keep shelves stocked, or they would be drained by now.
Jasmine keeps an eye on her record books and knows when a scene is selling particularly well. As of late, "Step Mommy Helps You Masturbate" has been flying off the rack. While I'm not a fan of incest porn, I'd make an exception for this bitch.
Another video that's been making the rounds is "Whore for Hire." I know my fans would spend their life savings on hiring Jasmine's pussy. Unfortunately, your life savings add up to jack shit. You can barely afford a piece of gum, let alone a world-class porn hooker. Save that money and invest it into Jasmine's Only Fans instead.
Along with Many Vids, Jasmine also has an I Want Clips where you can purchase content by the minute. The moral of the story, you'll never run out of fresh Jasmine videos to beat your meat to. It's more likely that you'll run out of cum first.
Tik Tok Dick Cock
Sometimes Jasmine likes to post clips from her Tik Tok. Many of them include her dancing with varying levels of clothing on. It's a great place to watch her titty and booty meat jiggle while she barely grooves on the beat.
Jasmine may have avoided the ugly British curse, but she fell head first into the lack of rhythm curse. You can't eat your cake and have it too. Jas needs to be happy she doesn't look like her mom drank throughout her pregnancy.
Not only did Jasmine film a bunch of content for Halloween, she also did a live stream that evening. If you wanted to see what she wore for a costume, you had to get there early because it came off pretty fast.
I figured Jas would strip down, tease, flick the bean, whisper some sweet nothings, and call it a day, but she went way beyond that. She knows what we really want to see Jas ride cock. That's why her Halloween live show was a fuck show.
I can hear the distant cry of feet guys asking if she does foot fetish content. You nasty motherfuckers will be happy to hear that she does, and it's generally quite humiliating, just as my readers like it. For example, her Many Vids scene, "Mistress Jasmine Diaries: Worship my Boots."
Jasmine is a rare pearl in a sea laden with genetic garbage. Despite all odds, she turned her cursed DNA into an attractive and fuckable English woman. Scientists should study her to figure out what went right for once. I guess, much like the proverbial monkey at a typewriter producing Shakespear, occasionally incest will produce a healthy and attractive child by pure chance.
I do have a significant complaint with this Twitter account, though. She goes long periods only posting about Many Vids sales. Those posts are automatically generated, which means she's not always paying attention.
Regardless, it's a Twitter account worth your time and cum.
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