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We all know what happens when you dump loads in enough cunts without rubbers or pills. Bitches get pregnant. It's a true fucking curse. I do all I can think of to prevent creating a crotch goblin, except for one thing: Not unleashing my sperm inside a woman's vagina. That is not an option. I cream pie cunts, and that's just the way I roll.
Cream Pie Addict
I haven't played the pull-out game in so long that I forgot how to do it. Every now and again, a bitch hops off my cock and takes a spurt in her mouth, which I'm okay with. As long as my baby batter is released within the confines of an orifice, I'm satisfied. Still, while mouths are nice, I like pumping my money shot into the belly.
My boys have slipped past the goalie once or twice, but fortunately, I live in a country where such things could be handled medically. Fuck mother's day. Any old stupid bitch can get prego and dump out some shitty snot of a kid that will only ever be a drain on society. Making traffic worse isn't a magical gift to the universe. What we should celebrate is abortion day. It takes a wise and self-aware woman to take agency over when and with whom she has a kid. I have way more respect for that.
However, pregnant women have their place in the grand cycle of fucking. It just so happens that they are the perfect slut for a guy like me for one straightforward reason: Bitches can't get double pregnant. I can let the dogs out against her cervix as many times as I want without worry or consequence.
While load dumping is my main focus, many gents also love the aesthetic of a pregnant woman. Many scientists consider this an evolutionary trait. Darwin is trying to get you to stick around and protect a bitch while she's at her weakest. These days lion attacks aren't a problem, so all man is left with is his erection and a safe mother-to-be.
Fem Dom and Prego
However, some bitches never needed protecting in the first place. Some environments produce bitches that men should be afraid of instead of being protective over. It's all about where you originated and what people have been through around you. Generally, people from calm and affluent neighborhoods are pussies. They've never been through events that could have hardened them to reality.
Cunts from gentrified neighborhoods don't make for good femdom dominatrixes. They don't have the labia to really hurt another human being, but that's what my fans need. You fuckers require punishment, and I'm not talking about some love taps on the behind.
However, I do know of a location where sluts are born hard as nails. It's a location where the frost can take your life instantly, and the people rarely, if ever, giggle. It's an area where men die ten years younger than women due to excessive intoxication. A place where pregnant bitches fight as well as professional boxers. I'm, of course, talking about Eastern Europe.
Pregnant Eastern European bitches are perfect for my readers with prego fetishes. That's because you're all pussies, also. A lady such as Katy Hartlova can tantalize your prego urges and whip you into shape. Perhaps she can turn you into the man I doubt you'll ever be.
Twitter is the ideal platform to get a taste of everything Katy does in the industry, from prego porn to anal sex. This bitch doesn't take any shit, even nine months pregnant. Katy could have simultaneously beaten up three of my readers with an arm tied around her back while having contractions. You fucks couldn't defend yourselves from a butterfly attack.
Katy doesn't waste time describing herself. Instead, she warns that this is her official and only Twitter page, so don't believe the fakes that have come around since Musk's slave money started cursing the platform.
She also links her Fansly and Only Fans accounts, both of which are sexy as fuck. No matter which way you go, your balls will be empty. While you're checking those out, don't forget about her website. It's the best way to see everywhere Katy posts content.
Katy joined Twitter in April of 2019 and has since gathered nearly two hundred thousand followers. If you don't become one, Katy will show up at your house and rip off your right testicle.
The tweet pinned to the top of Katy's wall right now is a pic advertising her recent POV masturbation scene released on both Only Fans and Fansly.
There are plenty of tough cunts out there, but what makes Katy extra sexy is her soft outer shell. You'd never guess how strong and hardened a bitch was.
Smothered in Breast Meat
I can't go a single paragraph further without talking about Katy's tits. Goddamn, they're glorious. Her big mama milkers are perfect for everything from feeding to fucking. Watch out, though. They are big enough to get lost in, and I'd hate to see you suffocated by breast meat.
Katy makes regular appearances in incest porn. While I hate incest porn, I have to admit that if Katy were my stepmom, I'd have to fuck that bitch. Hell, I'd still think about it if she were my real mom.
Elite Glamour Models recently tweeted that this bitch has the best boobs in the business. That's a high compliment. I'm not going to give her the best-ever crown, be she's undoubtedly in the top five percent.
The page Teased by Tits also had to get a word in: "It just feels like Katy's tits can do anything." You'll be hard-pressed to find a single titty-focused Twitter page that doesn't talk about Katy every week. She's got the boob magic.
I love the post-Katy retweeted on December 12th. It's side-by-side pictures of her young and after becoming a cougar. I love her both ways. I don't think I could ever choose. I'd rather kidnap current Katy and use a time machine to bring her back to young Katy so we can have a threesome.
One of my favorite big-boob porn producers is Nubile Busty. Katy has been a feature of Nubile Busty for years. She may have been the inspiration for it to start. I've never heard that before, but it makes a lot of sense. Her tits inspire men to action. She should entertain the troops.
The Worst Fetish
Katy has a well-populated and inexpensive Many Vids account where you can see her get up to all sorts of debauchery. In fact, she just introduced me to what is now my least favorite fetish I've ever seen.
Before I tell you what that fetish is, I want you to appreciate how many horrific acts I've seen performed in the name of porn. Let's just say on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst; the time I watched a dude swim naked in a septic tank while blasting his asshole with a dildo is a five. That's how much fucked up shit I've seen, and the following fetish is officially the worst: A condom fetish.
What in the unholy fuck is this bullshit. Do you know how much effort I've put in over the years to avoid putting a fucking condom on, and now you're going to fetishize it? The condom isn't even wrapped around a stunt cock. She just licks it, sucks it, blows it up, and rides it until it pops.
I'm disgusted and horrified that someone would get off to this. Right now, the septic tank guy is rolling in his grave after dying of septic shock brought on by a severe anal infection.
Merry Titmas
As Christmas approaches, expect to see more and more of Katy's titties. She prefers celebrating Titmas over Christmas, and I thank her for it. Fuck Santa, I need pussy, and I don't think he has any of that in his sleigh. He left it back at home with Mrs. Claus.
Some of my favorite Katy content is when she Fem Doms, another lady. Nobody whips a pussy into shape like her. Sometimes vagina needs a crop more than it needs a cock.
Katy is one sexy slut. Her prego and fem dom content will have you reaching into your pants every ten minutes. Both her Only Fans and Fansly are well-populated with content that will knock your crusty socks off.
The only thing I'm not seeing much of on Katy's Twitter is her asshole. I know my readers want to see what that brown eye looks like.
Whether you come for Prego porn, lesbian fem dom, or anything else, you'll leave with less cum than when you arrived.
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