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There are so many avenues that can lead to porn these days. People fall into the industry all the time. One of the more recent avenues to crop up is video game streaming.
Twitter, Twitch, and Twats
Youth these days love to sit and watch other people play video games. I assume they were all younger siblings who never got to touch the controller and have now turned into video game cucks. It's weird how our youth can shape what turns us on later in life.
Anytime I hear of a new activity, hobby, or pastime people are taking part in, my first question is, can it be done naked? If it can't, I stop paying attention. What's the point of watching Olympic curling if no one is going to flick the bean instead of sweep?
It turns out that video game streaming can be done naked, and people love it. It makes sense. People love video games. People love hot naked sluts. It only stands to reason that people want to watch hot naked sluts play video games. That's fucking science.
One such model who has made a name for herself streaming games on Twitch is Haley Spades. Haley is a fresh-faced cutie who never seems to age past eighteen. Her tight body, small tits, and cute innocent face are enough to make any man's balls tremble with excitement.
Haley started her career as a standard model but soon discovered Twitch was a much more lucrative platform. Plus, it gave her complete control over her schedule, how she was advertised, and how much money she made. Who would want to keep working for someone else when an opportunity such as Twitch pops up.
Twitch is overrun with dumb motherfuckers streaming the same three video games over and over. If you want to shine through the riff-raff, you must do something remarkable, and the remarkable thing Haley does is be incredibly sexy and naked.
It doesn't matter what game this bitch plays. I'm watching. It could be fucking Paw Patrol, and I'll be fully engrossed. The way her titties move when she presses buttons on the controller is far more entertaining than whatever Mario spin-off she's playing.
From Amateur to Pro
Once Haley Spades built a fan base on Twitch, the industry noticed and came knocking. If she is this popular for just being naked while playing Fortnite, how popular will she be with three dicks in her mouth? Probably very.
Haley had no problem jumping head-first into the adult video industry. She signed her first contract with Motley Models and has since worked with the likes of Tiny 4K, FTV Girls, and many more.
Haley was born on September 23rd, 1998, in New Orleans, Louisiana, US. She is a minuscule five foot eight and ninety-four pounds. You could throw her over your shoulder like a continental soldier and German suplex her onto your genitals. It would take no effort to sit her on your penis, bend it backward, and flick her through the air like a dick catapult.
Haley's body measurements are 32-24-33. That sounds like a delectable meal to me. She is welcome to sit on my face.
While nearly all porn stars have a Twitter account, bitches that fuck with Twitch tend to be extra active. That's because a bulk of their fanbase is internet addicts. It's through social media she can keep them chasing the dragon.
Of course, along with her Twitch and Twitter, she also has an Only Fans, Fans, Discord, and Clip store. This cunt stays busy showing her cunt to everyone who will look.
Haley loves being in direct contact with her fans. She'll chat all day and night with guys on Only Fans and then switch over to Twitch to talk live. Over time she has built a tight-knit community of folks who love jerking off to Hayley Spades.
The industry has taken note of how fast Haley rose through the ranks. Porn Deals certainly did. They praised her for taking the entire industry for a spin despite only getting her start last year. That's some impressive pussy work right there.
To celebrate, Porn Deals posted some discounts on Haley Spade content, so don't miss out on the chance to see this bitches tits for cheap.
Raffling Ass
Haley often does giveaways on her Twitch for her biggest fans. The prizes can be merch, free content, or exclusive offers. They usually take the form of a raffle, so keep an eye on her social media so you don't miss the chance to get some free pussy.
Haley has worked with Bang on multiple occasions, so when they planned on doing Halloween interviews with some of their performers, she was on the shortlist along with Madison Morgon, Layna Landry, Bailey Brook, and Secret Crush Porn.
The ladies don sexy Halloween costumes and answer five questions each. Let me assure you they aren't being interviewed about peace in the Middle East. Instead, they are talking about porn, fucking cock, and cumming. That's all I want to hear from a bitch.
Fortnite has become one of the most popular games to stream, so Haley does plenty of it. Don't think that because she is so cute and sexy, she can't plug you full of holes in a first-person shooter. The cunt takes no prisoners.
Haley has particularly petite and sexy feet, so she has a huge foot fetish fan base. She releases tons of content for them on her Many Vids account. Not only are her feet sexy, but she also knows how to turn them into foot pussies. You'll never receive a better foot job than from this bitch.
She may have only been in porn for a year, but she already spends weekends at the Penthouse club dancing, twerking, and showing off what her momma gave her.
That brings us to another raffle. This one is for the opportunity to play Fortnite with Haley live. This is probably as close as any of you will come to fucking Haley, so you better put a name in. I hope you know how to work a video game controller with one hand so you can play pocket pool with the other.
Even Team Skeet has thrown its hat in Haley's ring. She has done some video and photo shoots. That makes sense. Team Skeet never misses a new hot bitch willing to blow dudes on camera.
When I first laid eyes on Haley, the porn producer that came to mind was Nubiles. She is a perfect fit for them. She still looks eighteen, has a banging body, and looks fresh out of church.
I think her content with Nubiles is some of the best she has ever shot. They work together seamlessly. I look forward to these guys working together again soon. I'll be there for it. If you need an extra stunt cock, call me up. I'll make room in my schedule to fit her in. I just hope she can fit me in if you catch my drift.
Her most recent film with them is titled "We Aren't the Millers." Along with Haley Spades, it features Jamie Michelle, Rico Hernandez, and Mr. Stud.
Ebony Ivory
Being so petite, it's only natural that Haley would shoot interracial content with well-endowed black men. There isn't a single tiny white slut that doesn't go down that lane. Why wouldn't they? It's one of the most popular porn genres right now.
Haley shot "Horny For My Black Stepdad" for Hot Movies, and it's selling like hotcakes. Everyone and their grandmother want to see this mini whore get her vaginal walls stretched out by a thick dark cock.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, we have her lesbian work. Haley is no stranger to having her pussy eaten out by a fellow vixen. Plus, she can munch on carpet with the best of them. It's written all across the faces of Vanessa Vega, Lily Larimar, and Paige Owens in their most recent shoot.
On October 15th Haley reached 110K followers on Twitter. That's a huge accomplishment considering it only took a year. This bitch has been working hard, turning herself into a success story one cock at a time.
Haley is about as sexy as they come. She shows off everything she has on her Twitter account, so don't miss a single inch of her incredible body.
There isn't much missing from Haley's Twitter account. However, one thing I wouldn't mind seeing are some clips of her playing video games set alongside her flicking the bean or teasing the audience.
If you love petite young blonde cuties, Haley was made for you. Go check out her Twitter account today.
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Jeff had enjoyed walking around the church lot talking to some of the people who had helped with Carla's harvest. But he had even more fun when Billy started to occasionally stick his head out the front of Jeff's coat. One of the kids saw Billy and asked to hold him. When Jeff pulled Billy from under his coat and the kid saw the Superkitten outfit, the ten-year-old yelled out, "Hey, look! Superkitten!" That brought kids running almost as quickly as the treats had. Too many hands reached...
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“For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.” —Jennifer Donnelly, Revolution IF IT WEREN’T FOR HAVING RACHEL cuddled next to me in the back seat of Betty’s car, I’d almost regret not driving. It was a long way from Fort Wayne to Lawrence, Kansas for the Kansas Renaissance Festival. Cindy sat next to Rachel and her head was on my hand as she leaned against us. Sophie sat in front next to Betty. Our two documentarians plus Brittany and Desi rode with Donna. Riko and Riley were in hog...
Day 76: Saturday, November 30 Chapter 1 (Saturday, Nov. 30) "Christine, min strålende datter (my marvelous gorgeous daughter)? Honey? Can I come in?" Olga was knocking on her daughter's bedroom door. Christine replied unhappily, "Um ... I'd rather you didn't. I'm not decent." That was true, but only because she'd quickly taken off all her clothes as soon as she'd gone to her room in order to have an actual honest reason to avoid her mother. However, Olga wasn't easily...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured him a shot of cheap three-year-old house scotch. The man took a sip before spitting it out on the bar. “I’m not drinking this!” he complained. “This is cheap three-year-old scotch. Now give me the good twelve-year-old scotch that I asked for!” Still looking to cut corners, the bartender poured him a shot of a moderate six-year-old...
Come on already! Why can’t I have a vacation without this feeling of impending doom? Wasn’t Kate’s family crisis enough? I knew the feeling all too well now. Oddly I found that out here in the mountains I was able to reach out for over hundreds of miles in all directions. Other than small little pop-up storms, with maybe a dozen cloud to cloud bolts of lightning and some cloud to ground lightning strikes somewhere near the coast, there wasn’t anything even remotely looking like a storm. I...
Right out of the gate, Tuesday morning started off with a bang. The Boxer and the JBG ships had seized four fishing scows in the Indian Ocean near the Yemen Oman border. They were flying Pakistan flags while dragging fishing nets. They were acting suspiciously and maneuvering too erratically to be fishing and also had no dingy in the water tending the nets. All four were stopped after requiring shots to be fired over the bow. An inspection revealed that the holds were filled with Iranian...
The Knight-Commander of Kinloch Hold blinked at me in surprise. “You want to keep a darkspawn mage alive and imprisoned?” I rolled my head, stretching my neck, feeling it pop with a satisfying noise. That rejuvenation spell works wonders – Anders is a miracle worker, thank God for spirit healing – but I wonder how often it can be redone. It’s already wearing off – and I still feel woozy, too. I was relieved to be mostly coherent for the moment, at least. “Want is the wrong word. But we have...
Celina returned 15 minutes later, dressed in borrowed clothes, and headed toward Walt and Sean. She spoke to them for a few minutes before turning down the music. "I just want everyone to know that Subarctic Enterprises acquired the adjoining lot this afternoon," she announced. "I also submitted an application for a grant to help with construction of an office complex and retail center. If we submit plans for at least one business downstairs and at least eight offices above it, the county...
Racy Lacy Lennon was born in North Carolina, United States, on January 23rd, 1997. In late middle school, she moved with her family to Nevada, where she began studying lyrical singing.A Calling From GodNevada is a slut hotbed. I assume it wasn't until she breathed in that hot, dry Nevada desert air that she felt a tingle in her panties. The unmistakable tingle of a vagina demanding large amounts of penis. Once this process starts, it can't be stopped, even by moving to Utah. In fact, Utah will...
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