Fictional Fantasies Chapter 5
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SpiceVids free porn video
SpiceVids slid into my DMs this morning and it seemed like perfect timing, because we’re in the middle of pumpkin spice season. All the women you know are paying extra to have cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and clove extracts added to their coffee, donuts, cigarettes and tampons, so why wouldn’t porn fanatics want the same? The answer, of course, is the burning. Fortunately for all of us perverts, the titular spice we’ll be looking at today ain’t the seasonal kind traditionally added to otherwise flavorless pumpkin guts. This spice may be hot as fucking hell, but I ain’t referring to cayenne or paprika, either.
Since you’re reading this on ThePornDude, you’ve probably done the basic mental math and figured out that the spice in question is a metaphor for hardcore pornography. The real question is what kind of porn, and the real answer is this: Spicevids.com offers up premium scenes from a ton of big-name studios for one monthly ticket price. They’re a newer joint, launched just a few months ago, but are already seeing over 30 million visitors a month. That’s some explosive growth by any measure, which only made me all the more eager to get in there and see exactly what kind of smut they’re peddling.
Putting the Spice in Spice Vids
Spicevids makes a pretty fucking strong impression from the moment you hit their landing page. For one thing, the presentation is polished as hell, so you can tell they sank at least a few bucks into the web design. More importantly, the place is absolutely crawling with big-name pornstars. I was literally seeing some of my favorite fap fantasies within seconds of clicking the link.
Abella Danger’s got a mouthful of Riley Reid’s pussy right in the header image, and there’s a row of photos featuring girls like Lana Rhoades, Adriana Chechik, Angela White, Mia Malkova and Cory Chase. It keeps scrolling on and on, and regular porn consumers will probably recognize most, if not all of them. I even spotted some babes I’ve banged over at PornDudeCasting, like Lexi Luna, Natasha Nice and Violet Myers.
I consider myself a lucky motherfucker to have gotten to know these babes so intimately, but luck ain’t the only factor. It wouldn’t have happened at all if I wasn’t running my own respectable premium site, because these chicks don’t work with any ol’ rando armed with a camera. They’ve got high standards, which means Spice Vids probably has high standards, too.
Sure enough, they list a fat handful of included brands out on the front page, and it includes a lot of well-known studios, producers and paysites. Brazzers, Reality Kings, Twistys and BangBros are here, as are TeamSkeet, Analized, Fakehub and Nubiles Porn. As much as I love amateur stuff starring no-name beauties, it’s hard to go wrong with these kinds of known quantities. Pulling the trigger on an off-brand membership can be a gamble, but I’m already feeling good about this one.
A Whole Damn Week of Samples
If I have any complaint about the tour page of SpiceVids.com, it’s that it’s a bit skimpy. There’s literally nothing to see outside of that front-page spread; no more pics, no free videos, fucking nothing. They also withhold vital details, like how much porn you’re going to find inside. Anything you click on just sends you to the start of the signup process, asking for your email address first. You know the drill.
The good news is that, instead of the usual free preview vids I look for, they offer a full-on free week of Spicevids. This is a rarity on paysites, so I’m always happy to see it, but it does come with the usual catch I associate with free paysite trials: you have to enter your credit card digits, and the subscription continues unless you cancel the trial before it’s up. Whenever I run into a free trial, or really any new subscription that auto-bills, I immediately set a reminder on my phone to reconsider the membership near the end of the trial period. It’ll save you a lot of money versus the usual method of forgetting until you look at your bank statement.
Once you get signed up and logged in, you’ll be dropped in a familiar-looking members area with top-screen selections of Top-Rated Videos and Trending Videos. Once again, it’s an absolutely star-studded affair, with a ton of well-known starlets banging in scenes from well-known studios. It reminds me a lot of the big-name free tubes, except it’s all full-length movies instead of the usual 12-minute sample clips.
And holy fucking shit, there are so many of them! I clicked the Videos tab in the header, sorted by Top Rated, and was fucking blown away by what I found. I really don’t know why they don’t mention this out on the tour page, because it seems like a really fucking strong selling point. SpiceVids.com includes over 231,000 movies in their basic membership. That would be enticing as hell even if they were selling sloppy amateur content, but these are full-length movies from the studios you already jack off to.
I couldn’t find upload dates listed anywhere on Spice Vids, so it’s hard to say exactly how fast they’re growing. They tell you out front that they add new videos every day, though they don’t tell you how many. Given the size of the current collection, I think it’s safe to say they ain’t adding just one or two to the pile every day. This is an extremely well-maintained collection by any set of standards.
Which Spice Vids Should We Watch Today?
While I was fapping my way through all those spicy SpiceVids, the site kept reminding me that I didn’t quite have access to everything yet. Truth be told, it felt a little spammy for a premium site, with constant offers to unlock more content. There’s a Store button in the header that shows you all kinds of additional memberships you can opt into for some more money, and the Videos page even taunts you with a row of the Latest Locked Videos. Nicole Doshi looks as beautiful getting fucked up the ass as she does when I boned her, but it’ll cost me another two bucks to unlock the video.
Click where it says Library in the header and you’ll get a dropdown menu showing you your Purchased Studios, as well as the Locked Studios you’ll need to buy your way into. I’ve only got Spicevids under Purchased, with Locked items like Brazzers, Digital Playground, Mofos and Hentai Pros. The regular Spicevids membership seems to include content from most or all of the locked studios, but unlocking them gives you access to hundreds or thousands more videos, depending on the studio.
With a couple hundred thousand movies I hadn’t beaten off to yet, I wasn’t in a hurry to add more subscriptions to my plan. Instead, I went back to the Videos page and started playing with the filters. Spice Vids come in all different categories, kinks and fetishes. The Categories menu offers a shit-ton of checkboxes like Amateur, Anal, Arab and Asian. Come for the Cosplay, stay for the Orgies, and then come back later for some Pussy Licking and Squirting.
I checked off Big Ass, Redhead and Feet, which narrowed the selection down to just 21 from the 231k I’d had before. A few seconds later, I was beating off to Diamond Foxxx in a half-hour, hospital-themed Brazzers scenes. It’s a fantastic scene and I came really hard, grunting loudly in the process. I got some weird looks from the other Starbucks customers, but that’s pretty much an average Wednesday for me.
It really says a lot about SpiceVids.com that my main complaint was being locked out of some content. For most masturbators, the wealth of material included in the regular membership will be more than enough to keep them busy for a really long fucking time, especially considering they’re adding more fap fodder every day. I recommend checking out that free seven-day trial and seeing how it makes you feel, but don’t blame me if you don’t get anything done today besides filling an old gym sock with sperm.
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