The Amazing Story of the Amazing Awesome Girl Who Is Amazing
Have I ever told you that I am the best sneaker ever! Because I totes am. Sneak, sneak, sneak, I went as I moved past the rows of beds filled with sleeping women, and I didn't even hum my theme tune or anything. And it's a really great theme tune. It goes, "Na na, na na naa." Oops, wait, there I went. I looked around. No one heard; everyone still slept. Still best sneaker ever! Go team Awesome Girl! That's me by the way, Awesome Girl. Okay, technically I'm Henchgirl Number Thirty Two...