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Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 3 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 12 - Rentr?e des Classes pour Chris Pour des raisons diff?rentes, les deux cousins ?taient tout aussi inquiets. Chris faisait sa rentr?e dans la l'?cole de beaut? et Sam avait mis ses nouveaux v?tements et esp?rait plaire ? Jessica. M?me s'il avait dit le contraire ? son cou...
The started as any other, she woke up went to work, was her usual efficient self, came home, fed her cat, cooked dinner and went to bed. No sense of foreboding came to her, none of the famous ?female intuition? nothing out of the ordinary in fact. It was just another day to strike off the gray calendar of her life. But that night was not gray, it was black, black as the rose she found in the morning. She lived alone with just a black cat for company, the cat was the only sign that she actually...
It's been awhile since my last nasty i****t tale, so I thought I would stop by and tell you about my sweet cousin Cherry. Cherry is my Uncle Pat's daughter and the baby of the family. When Cherry was just a few months old when Uncle Pat and his wife split up it was Aunt Clair who got custody of their daughter. A few weeks after the divorce Aunt Clair packs up and move her and Cherry to the East coast. It would be f******n years before my Uncle Pat would see or hear from his daughter.June 2,...
You let yourself in with your key. The room is dark except for a line of votive candles in red glass holders, in a direct line from the living room to the bedroom. The air smells of a sweet scent - sandalwood?. It's too faint to be sure. You smile, put your purse down on the couch and kick off your shoes. Whatever comes next, it's going to be nice to get off your feet.You undress, folding your clothes neatly and leaving them on the couch. Only when you're completely naked do you venture to...
First TimeCousins in arms by QModo edited by Amanda Lynn and Rosemary Note to readers. Don't read if you don't like poor grammar, this is rough. This is a work of adult fiction. No resemblance to reality should be inferred or expected. Copyright... are you kidding? * * * 1. Flapper girl Ray had lost the bet and he had to come to the school Halloween costume party as a girl with a companion. Later I'd got to know it wasn't just companion but rather a date. Don't ask what bet. His...
This is fapyfap writing a story or my story about…..Ummm let’s just get into the story……And we aren’t here for grammar and shit and if this story is real or fake so just read and fap! Happy fapping! And if you wanna contact mail me at …. I am a guy, age 24, and a normal guy with an average dick….This story is about my ex gf lets call her cherry! Because her nipples were big and hard and her pussy was sweet! I was 18 then and she was too, her stats were 34-28-38 then, her best part was her...
My plans to spend time with my friends were shattered when my folks asked me to travel to the south of india for a wedding they couldnt attend. Now coming from a typical indian family i just could not argue or say no.The following morning i took a train for the 24 hour journey. When i reached my destination the driver was waiting for me, i got in the car and lit a smoke still cursing my luck. The wedding was not until 20 days more which meant i was stuck in this wretched place for a long time....
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 2 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 8 - Le Nouveau Travail de Sam M?me s'il attendait ce jour avec impatience, la nervosit? de Sam augmentait plus vite que les minutes avan?aient. Ce lundi n'avait rien de comparable aux autres, c'?tait le premier jour de travail avec Jessica. Sam ?tait tellement ner...
I was at my cousins house for almost a week. The second day he still had to work so I hung out again with my aunt. She was a lot of fun, very easy to talk to and we had a great day hanging out together. At dinner time my uncle and cousin both arrived around the same time and we ate dinner promptly. After dinner my cousin and I went outside and visited his neighbors house. We hung out together with the two boys from next door, split some beers we stole from their dad and put on a little...
A Story of the Institute of Apotheosis Research Chapter Two: Nubile Daughter's Cherry By mypenname3000 Copyright 2017 Note: Thanks to Ron for beta reading this! My youngest daughter, only eighteen, stared at me, her drunk thoughts struggling to comprehend what I had just told her as I sat naked on the couch in our living room. My eldest daughter, nineteen, hid her head in shame between my thighs. Her face was covered in my pussy juices while her best friend, Lily, still licked at her...
Anastasia's Cherry Gets Popped By Anastasia Messier I didn't have to wait long to find out what was going on in the minds of these devious women. I was pushed to the bed face down and Audrey grabbed my left hand as Melissa grabbed my right. Wrist restraints were quickly put on my wrists and I found out I was in no position to go anywhere. My wrists were strapped one to the footboard and one to the headboard. Renee told me, "Get on your knees...
Third week in December The weather stayed crappy and we stayed indoors. On Monday, I got a strange look from Tanya Wellington in the car line and I didn’t know why. She was usually friendly and chatty but that Monday she wasn’t. Rough day, perhaps. Jan had something at her shop that required her attention and I drove Mars home for the first time. We waited until the rest of the kids had been picked up and then got in my car for the short drive home. I hadn’t thought about it until just then...
The following Monday morning, mom and dad went with me to my school and asked them for my records to be transferred to Ulysses S Grant Middle School. USG was an extra mile away, where we all got out and went to the Administrative offices of my potentially new school. We were all told I needed to pass a battery of tests before they would let me go there. They could wait for me, or I could call them when I finished. They left, and my dad said, “Make me proud of you, Priest.” They put me in a...
This is for all you men and women out there that like some taboo stories.Chapter 1Cathy Jones, walking home from school, felt a secret tingle in her pussy. She had done something at lunch time she shouldn't have done, and now she was busily trying to hide the knowledge of it from herself." Another day, another night of study," she muttered to herself. Lost in her thoughts, she wasn't aware of the heads she turned.She was only sixteen years old, but she was a traffic-stopper. Her youthful hips...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 4 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 17 - Nouveau look Assise ? son bureau, Jessica se demanda comment Sam serait habill? ce lundi matin, elle trouvait qu'il avait un gout tr?s s?r pour coordonner ses v?tements. Il avait tellement chang? depuis trois semaines qu'elle se demandait si c'?tait bien le m?me ...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 5 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 21 - Une jolie secr?taire Sam se r?veilla en pensant que jamais il n'avait si bien dormi. Comme Chris dormait encore, il prit son petit d?jeuner en silence. Quand il entendit Chris arriver derri?re lui, Sam leva la t?te pour recevoir un baiser. "Sammy, tu as l'air...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 6 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. ***** Chapitre 23 - Un matin enchant? Sam eut toutes les peines du monde ? ouvrir les yeux et de plus, il avait une affreuse migraine. Il regarda autour de lui mais pas moyen de se rappeler comment il ?tait venu jusqu'? sa chambre. Quel jour d?j?? Ah oui, samedi... il a...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter One: Brother Takes My Cherry By mypenname3000 Copyright 2017 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! James Wilson I heaved a sigh of relieve when Ms. Samuels's class ended. I wasn't a fan of history, even with the delight at looking at the busty Ms. Samuels, her breasts almost falling out of her low-cut top and bouncing as she moved around. She dressed like such a wanton woman, like she wanted every nineteen-year-old boy in her class...
There is a woman that isn’t exactly part of our neighborhood, but deserves mention with all of my other sex-starved friends. Cherry is a house sitter and dog walker for an elderly couple down the street. She’s only around for a few months in the winter when the Mitchells are making their home in the warm weather of Scottsdale, Arizona.The Russian beauty with the unmistakable silky black bangs and slender body is quite a hit with many guys on the block, especially with her sexy broken accent....
“If you want, you can take my cherry!” I’m not sure how it came that I heard it at all, with the music blaring much too loud through the worn-down speakers and the crowd around me shouting and jumping. Someone had bumped into me, as if I hadn’t been miffed enough after Kirsty and Jo-Anne had somehow up and vanished from the party. I had swiped the spilled Tequila Sunrise from the front of my red tank top as good as I could and cursed the gods. This should have been our big end-of-year party,...
LesbianI am Ravali, a regular, conservative and sin-fearing simple girl. I hail from Vishakhapatnam of Andhra Pradesh. I am not going to describe my stats. But I am one fair, beautiful girl every man would like to die for. I am a working woman now. Ours is a joint family. I have three cousins Sarita, Hima, and Arjun. Sarita is elder of all of us and was married two years back. Arjun is younger to me by a year and Hima is the youngest. Sarita unlike me is very modern and outspoken. We all cousins used...
IncestCousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 9 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. ***** Chapitre 36 - Deux Mamans Inqui?tes La nuit fut assez calme et le personnel soignant ?tait pass? plusieurs fois afin de s'assurer que tout aller bien dans la chambre 127. Samantha ?tait bien plus fatigu?e qu'elle ne l'avait imagin? et elle s'?tait endormie tr?s rapidemen...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 7 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 25 - M?tamorphose Comme maintenant tous les matins, Sam se r?veilla dans le lit de son cousin et la nuit avait ?t? encore une fois merveilleuse. Il sourit et l'embrassa pour le r?veiller. "Chris, c'est d?j? lundi, il faut se lever." Chris ouvrit p?niblement les ye...
Generally speaking, I'm not a person given to lusting after men like they were nothing but a piece of meat. That is until I met my cousin Lucas. It happened not long ago, and I was supposed to have gone to Europe with my friends for my summer vacation. At the last minute my father informed me that he and my mother didn't have the money to pay for that kind of trip. Instead they were sending me to my uncle's ranch in Wyoming. I couldn't have been more dissappointed.My dad could see my...
Hi, I'm O2BeLISA. CHERRY is a sequel to THE VOLUNTEER. If you haven't read The Volunteer then none of the characters in this story will be recognizable and the story, by itself, won't make any sense. So please read the prequel first which is just how things in the world should be. CHERRY I, like, really truly love this section of town. Everyone says I have the best corner but it wasn't always the best one; it is now, sweetie, because it's...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 8 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. ***** Chapitre 29 - La Nouvelle Fille de l'Agence Le soir venu, Samantha rentra chez elle et attendit impatiemment Kathy. Quand elle arriva, elle trouva Sam si adorable dans son ensemble rose bonbon qu'elle ne put r?sister ? la tentation de la caresser. Comme Chris...
We were alone together a lot in each other’s rooms when our families visited, we only lived 6 miles apart so that was frequently. When we were younger, we’d play board games or lay on the floor and talk and as we grew older, no one suspected that other things had begun to happen behind closed doors. We were so innocent and “family,” so no one even had a second thought about Dani and I being alone all the time. We shared our first kiss together and then progressed to feeling each other up as...
Not sure about most folks, but where Dani and I come from, family is number one, before religion, before country. Being cut off from our entire family would have been a fate that was incredibly traumatic for Danielle and me so, this added a new wrinkle to the already complex dilemma that was burning a hole in my brain, working overtime. However, in the true spirit of a man who loves to fuck, I decided to table all of that until we could rationally discuss it. Now was not the time for...
So found myself visiting cousins at their campsite near my home. We stat around camp fire getting pretty loaded. Both are recently divorced. The conversation turned to sex lives while married and how they liked it. Did it . toys used . locations. You name it we covered it. I then proceeded to admit mine when I was married was less than good and that I check out strip clubs on occasion. Hit the local sex shop regularly and even got it on with 3 women I used to work with. (Not at same...
Guys, I am back with my life story which includes some of the most romantic sessions I had in my life. So far you have heard about my relation with my neighbour and his younger brother. Once you start getting sex, you just can’t stop right there and thats what happened with me. I was looking for someone else to quench my thirst. My maternal cousin came in handy. He was of my age, around 18 years. I slowly convinced him into having sex with me. He is a very nice guy. Never says no to anybody...
LesbianIntroduction: A Curious Teen Girl has her first sexual experiences and her Young Adult Cousin Disclaimer Copyright, 2012, Patricia Steel ([email protected]oo.com) Do whatever you want with this story, only keep my name attached, please. Please report any and all orgasms arrived at through reading and masturbating to these words. I love knowing that I am deliberately manipulating your mind into an erotic state. This story is to be considered Fiction although it has its basis in Fact. This is...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Eleven: Watching Daughter Pop Her Cherry By mypenname3000 Copyright 2017 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Mrs. Umayyah “Leyla!” Kimmy shrieked when she opened her door. The blonde girl bounced on the balls of her feet, her braces flashing on her teeth. “Kimmy!” my daughter answered. The girls hugged each other like they hadn't seen the other in weeks instead of at college just a few hours ago. They were so energetic, both of...
This little encounter takes place before I married my lovely and very understanding wife. These days she and I often talk about it as a “what if...” as in, “Would I do it again?” “Would she do it?” “What might we do instead?” “Is there a way to make it more fun?” “Do you still have her number?” I should mention that it also occurred before the plague of “risk assessment experts” with their rules, black boxes and cameras have made my workplace less fun. At the time I was driving a delivery...
Copyright, 2012, Patricia Steel ([email protected]) Do whatever you want with this story, only keep my name attached, please. Please report any and all orgasms arrived at through reading and masturbating to these words. I love knowing that I am deliberately manipulating your mind into an erotic state. This story is to be considered “Fiction” although it has its basis in “Fact”. This is not to be considered a true tale of underage sex, statutory rape, or molestation, as these...
From the time I was ten, I visited my cousins in a small Indiana town for three weeks every summer. Yet, this summer I was f******n. Tim was three years older and Bill was two years older. Bill's older brother John was already 26. There was great excitement in the house since John was getting married. Bill and I had to take care of ourselves as his mother was constantly doing something for the wedding.It was hot and there was no air conditioning. Bill's mom and dad slept downstairs when...
I heard someone at my door, trying to remember if any of us had locked the door. There was a knock, but before I could answer, my mother walked in, to find Betty grinding on me, and Shirley was on my stomach playing with her own pussy and feeding me from her own pussy. She was quite shocked, it appeared, but made no sounds, pulled her daughter off her son, seemingly less worried at the vision on my glistening condom. “I thought you two were up to something, but I didn’t think it was sex,”...
Carly pulled up her bra and started to button her blouse back up. “You two are, I can’t even think of the word!” “Sick, weird, maybe freaky,” Betty said. “Loving, caring, and sensual,” I said kissing her neck again. “I’m not real sure I should sleep over, either one of you could molest me in my sleep,” she said. “Maybe both of us?” I suggested. “Are you on birth control, beautiful?” “No,” she was quick to respond. “What if I wore a condom?” I said. “Why are you doing this, anyway? I’m...
“I know, but sometimes, I get really frustrated, big brother. I’m only thirteen, but at times I even look at my own sisters and get hard.” “Wow, that is clearly too much information, Mike. All I can tell you is that while cousins might be OK, your own sisters might just cut off your dick, like that chick in Buffalo did to her own husband, just last year.” “Oww, just thinking about that, makes me hurt!” he said. “Remember that, the next time you think of Betty, Chris, or Jessica, OK?” “You...
A Story of the Institute of Apotheosis Research Chapter Two: Baby Sister's Sweet Cherry By mypenname3000 Copyright 2017 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Alex groaned a he pumped away at his twin sister's pussy. Alexis whimpered beneath him, her thighs locked around his hips as her hot, wet pussy welcomed his cock with her incestuous passion. The eighteen-year-old boy savored the thrill of pumping away at her cunt, to finally get to enjoy his sister. Thank you, Randy,...
A Story of the Institute of Apotheosis Research Chapter Seven: Mommy Pops Daughter's Cherry By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Deidre Icke's buzz from her orgasm instantly vanished as a wave of fear washed over her. Alexis clutched her swollen, pregnant belly. Deidre's eighteen-year-old daughter rubbed herself, her eyes so wide, a look of shock on her face. “I... I...” Alexis was pregnant, but only a few weeks. She shouldn't be showing. In...
Chapter One: Popping Kissing Cousin's Cherry By mypenname3000 Copyright 2016 Clint Elliston “Ugh, I can't believe how much homework Ms. Ayers gave us for math,” my cousin and best friend groaned. She shook her head, her braid of sandy-blonde hair dancing across her shoulders. “Doesn't she know it's the weekend, Clint? I don't want to spend it on figuring out sign, cosign, and tangent.” I snorted, nodding my head. Melody hated math. “How long until you scream at your homework and...
I first saw her at a local dirt race track. The track was located on the southern edge of a southwestern desert city. It was a hot Friday night in July of 1977. Earlier in the evening my car had suffered mechanical troubles so, I was out of the show for the night. Instead of racing, I was wandering around the pit area socializing with my friends and competitors. One of those friends pointed out a young lady hanging out in a pit several slots down from my disabled car. She was with one of the...
First TimeCherry was recently divorced when we started dating and her sexual experiences had been limited to her husband (HS sweets, early pregnancy) who mostly did missionary on her except for the one drunken time when he forced himself anally and scared her away from trying it again with him.Cherry was blessed with full round breasts with just the hint of a natural hang (she was 37 after all) and nipples that could poke an eye. Adding this to her long legs, blonde hair, trimmed pussy, and tight buns,...
We had been married for some 16 years and were not exactly living 'happily ever after' and they say. Somewhere in those years we had had the standard two k**s, both of whom were teenagers now, and while we had grown apart somewhat, we had kinda mutually agreed to stick it out and be parents until the youngest reached 18, then maybe if things hadn't improved, we'd reassess and perhaps split the sheets. Seemed reasonable and the adult thing to do to me....but I wasn't quite sure of my wife's...
Part of me was glad that this was the last hole Daddy was going to claim. It's the only one I've never experienced. And while the little ass play I've had has felt amazing, I know this is going to be very different from what I've had. I am ready for Daddy to do this, but to be honest it's quite scary as well. I know I need to relax and not worry about it. This will be a true test of my trust in Daddy. I have to truly surrender for this to work. Daddy taking my mouth and cunt were easy...
POPPED HER CHERRY I woke up this morning to my wife rubbing and pumping my cock. Every once in a while she would lean over and kiss the head, maybe give it a lick. Then all of a sudden she gets up and says, “I’m going to take a bath” and with that she walked into the bathroom and closed the door. I was fucking pissed off, here I was with a hardon, drops of precum on the tip of my cock and my wife walking away to shower had me just fuming. I decided right then and there that I was going to teach...
BDSM***** Cherry, He was a mountain of a man. Standing six foot six, weighing in at 240 pounds of bones and muscles. Bones and muscles are not uncommon for a man, any man, but this Adonis was the alpha; wherever he went he commanded the room. His size intimidated me, so we didn't hang out much. Actually never. I think he was a model, bodybuilder or something like that. Paid ridiculous amounts of money to show off. Who really knew? I know he was making great money. It's almost a prerequisite on...
I was subdued on the way home, but told BF I was just tired from the trip and exciting evening. She smiled at me, put her arm around me, pulling me close to kiss my hair and then ran off to chase around my younger cousins for a bit. My uncle walked with his son on the way back and they were having animated conversations about school, technology and politics, which let me have some time to think without distractions. Unfortunately, my thoughts just ran in circles, making me even more tired,...
The next day It was Friday and Jan hadn’t turned her alarm off. It woke us up at an ungodly hour, she texted one of her employees and we fell back asleep. When I woke a second time, it was after ten and the smell of bacon was coming from the kitchen. I realized too, that I had no clothes with me besides what I had worn the night before. I pulled my boxers on and cracked the bedroom door. “Are we alone?” “Good morning sleepyhead. Just us.” I padded out to the kitchen, rubbing the sleep out...
Ok I'll set the mood. It's the middle of a cold winter night in front of the fire place. You walk in wearing only a towel after a shower, with your hair so wet and and skin so soft. I've prepared a few things for some kinky fun but you can't see just yet. I'm trading your towel for a blindfold and some rope. I've got a coffee table in front of the fire that i want you to kneel in front of. I'm spreading your legs and tying your thighs to the legs of the table while you bend over the top. I'll...
Lavender got married when she was nineteen-years-old. Within eighteen months after her marriage, Lavender discovered that she would never be able to produce a child. She had an inoperable blockage in her fallopian tubes. Strangely, twenty-years later this problem could easily have been rectified, but at that time alas, it was not.Lavender and her husband, Chris, therefore, decided that adoption was the only route that they could pursue. Over the following year, they were lucky enough to adopt...
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Naked Girls GalleriesEdited by Zaffen: Thank you Zaffen Roger had just gotten back from over seas a week ago. He had gotten out of the Army at the same time and was staying with his parents till he could get a job. His parents ran a diary farm about fifty miles north of the Midwest Nebraska town of Colter he was presently in. There was a small town near their farm North Scotia but it offered absolutely nothing to hold the interest of a twenty-one year old, namely female company. Colter with a population of about...
I was in love with dick sucking from the first time I did it. I had been dying to do it for a while, I loved the way mom looked doing it, and had fantasized about doing it myself many times. I was in heaven for the rest of the day, after I sucked Juan. It didn't last long, but I loved the experience. I loved how slutty I felt having a second boyfriend. I loved how he thought I was stupid and tried tricking me into sucking him, and I played along. I loved how he groped at me, without asking...
Introduction: I feel what its like to have sex Thank you for your comments, they motivate to keep writing. I recommend you read my prior stories to get a good understanding of what is going on in this story. This story picks up right after my last one. Hope you enjoy, and comment. I was in love with dick sucking from the first time I did it. I had been dying to do it for a while, I loved the way mom looked doing it, and had fantasized about doing it myself many times. I was in heaven for the...
Danielle had told me after dinner that she started using birth control pills two years ago due to having excessive monthly cramping which, I guess, the hormones are supposed to reduce. Anyway, she had said quietly that it was perfectly OK to cum inside her and that was a fact that I was liking quite a bit thinking about how the night was going to go. As we neared the bed, Dani climbed up on it, staying on her knees and facing me. The height adjustment was perfect as I now was looking...
Chapter One: Futa Pops Her Little Sister's Cherry By mypenname3000 Copyright 2019 Note: Thanks to FallenAngelX00 for beta reading this! One in a hundred million odds. Those words echoed over and over through my head as I slouched into my bedroom. I was nineteen, and my life was ruined. One in a hundred million odds of being afflicted with the big, dumb, stupid condition. I couldn't believe it. I closed the door behind me then leaned against it, rattling the latch. My left arm was sore...
DISCLAIMER: All individuals in this story are adults. If you are not an adult, you should go play with Legos or something until you can read stories like this. --"Pop My Cherry"--- by alphaspiritNY "I want you to pop my cherry!" It's loud in the club, and the girl has to shout in your face. Her speech is slurred, her thin, white shirt drenched with sweat and alcohol. She's got glitter and face paint all over her, tie-dyed bangles and bracelets jangling silently in the raucous cacophony. "What?"...