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I am writing an influencing story to prove that strap-ons should be used with due care and attention and this is to provide valuable knowledge and experience, to help all you dirty minded sex driven lesbians sustain a safe sex life.

How the story begins:

One day whilst my ex girlfriend was straddling my face, she whimpers intimately 'I want you to fuck me with a strap on'. On hearing this interesting suggestion I remove her from my face carefully placing her to my side. I decide to question her so whilst I was wiping the fanny juice from my lips I asked her why she felt the need for a penis like instrument. Her answer to this was very interesting, she explained although I was extremely satisfying in bed and the best shag ever she wanted to ride me like a slut. With her making her intentions clear I reluctantly agreed to her feisty sexual needs.

The strap-on desire was stuck in her head; so one day whilst I was working she had gone out and bought a 6 1/2 inch purple dildo. When I arrived home I was confronted with this and with no hesitation at all she quickly fitted the contraption to my pelvis, making me feel like a donkey on a Blackpool peer.

The K Y jelly quickly came out and she furiously squirted it over her already wet Minge. So it began, she feistely mounts me like a jockey having an epileptic fit, it was very interesting as she screamed for more, yet I felt nothing but a 14 stone Scottish chick pounding on my friction burnt well shaven fanny.

I decide to take alternative action; I was unable to breathe so instead of her accidently killing me from crush injuries I decided to mount her. It was hard at first unsure where to place the purple dildo. I eventually get with the rhythm and start pounding the bitch good and hard. It was a weird, frustrating and confusing feeling. I kept going harder and harder, she kept wanting more and more. But then suddenly out of nowhere she slaps me around the head and starts screaming out 'fuck, fuck you fucking dickhead get the fucking thing out of my arse' without knowing it i had accidently on purpose slipped the dildo up her back passage. I have never been so in my life, 'talk about surprise sex'.

So ladies the moral of the story is to promote awareness and to make sure you know what you are doing.
Never make the same mistake I did; firstly shagging an angry Scottish chick and secondly accidently on purpose shoving a 6 1/2 inch dildo up her arse.

This is something close to my heart. I have recently set up a charity to help prevent situations like this. You can visit the website at www.strapitupdontfuckitup.co.uk and you can make donations or send your strap-ons for a full health and safety check performed by myself. I have a proven certificate confirming I am a fully qualified muff diver.

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