Cooking Wwith My Boss
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I had left that morning to drive three hundred miles to work away that week. I had gone about two hours when I had a mobile phone call to say the meeting was off. So I turned around went back to office and then to home. I had not rung my wife because she had said she was working all day so thought I would surprise her.
When I approached my home there was two cars on the drive so I stopped in road and went into the house via back door. When I went in there was nobody downstairs but I could hear music etc coming from our bedroom I crept up and fortunately the door was wide open. On the screen to our large TV was a porno film and i noticed at once it was the one my wife had acted in some ten years ago that story for another time. My wife was sat on the bed watching and a guy who I later found out to be from her office was laid alongside her his cock in her hand, and his hand playing with her pussy. She was saying to him I think this therapy is working and your cock is so hard.
Why don't you fuck me like the film it will do you good to have a fuck. She
then knelt in front of him as he entered her and was so clearly in the need that
he shagged her in just a few minutes blowing his load deep inside her. she then
laid him down and licked his cock back to life, she said come on I need at least
two more fucks to see me through the night. she then sat on his cock and moved
her body to tease him along increasing speed and this time I knew she and he
exploded together.
She then took the DVD and said borrow it and show your wife I am sure she will let you shag her after watching it. She then took him into our walk in shower both fucking and showering together. I got out at that time, waited until his car went off before going in. She was clearly surprised and I said you look as if a ghost has arrived. She laughed and said yes she was because she had helped a friend tonight with a problem thinking I would not be back. I asked what the problem was and as we have an open relationship she said that Maurice from work was not getting sex at home and she had suggested he play some porn for his wife. It then went further because he called to take some of ours she had put the one on of her and he had got very hard and needed some relief which she provided.
This talk had me bursting so I just laid her over the table and unloaded my load into her. Maurice had some limited success at home but now has the odd lunch break with my wife to give him what he desires
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