The Knight and the Acolyte Book 8 Chapter 9 The Knight s Passion
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Summers were great growing up. We were lucky enough to have a full sized pool in the back yard. My sister Cassie and me always had someone over for a swim. I was 17 and Cassie was a few years younger. Her and her friends were always roaming around the pool in their bikinis. Talk about lucky. Cassie was a dick tease though. She was always showing off her body to my friends and me. One hot summer night I couldn't sleep so I decided to take a dip in the pool, hoping to cool off and relax a little. I didn't bother turning on the lights since it was after midnight. After swimming a few lengths of the pool, I rested in the corner on the ladder. I looked up and gazed at the stars that filled the sky. What a beautiful night I told myself. After starring up at the sky for several minutes, I noticed someone coming towards the pool. I just sat there quietly, thinking it might be mom or dad. They always freak when we swim alone after dark, and I didn't want to get a lecture.
As the figure approached I could see they had a towel wrapped around them. When they reached the edge of the pool, I was relieved to see that it was my sister Cassie. I still didn't say anything yet. Then she opened her towel and let it fall to the ground. As she did I quickly found out she was naked. I could make out the curves of her breasts, and the thin patch of hair between her legs. I just sat there starring not sure what to do or say. Cassie just stood there naked. She seemed to be stretching or something. Then she dove into the pool. I watched as she swam the length. She was heading directly in my direction. She came up within a few feet from me. As she popped up I saw her breasts for a brief moment again.
Hey Cass, I greeted her. Jesus Christ, you scared the shit out of me, Jason. Sorry, I said. What the hell are you doing here, she asked. Couldn't sleep I told her. Yeah me either, she said. We both just sat there for a moment not saying anything.
Oh my god, Cassie said. What, what is it I asked. You saw me naked on the edge of the pool didn't you, she asked? Ah yeah, it's not really a big deal, I told her. Yeah, I guess your right, too late now anyway, she laughed. Do you swim naked a lot I asked. Usually at night, I feel freer and natural you know, Cassie told me. I guess, I replied. You should try it Jason, she said. Ah, that's ok, I said. No, try it take your shorts off and swim the length of the pool once, Cassie said.
I shrugged my shoulders, and said sure what the hell. I pulled down my shorts and tossed them up and out of the pool. Now swim to the other end of the pool, Cassie said. I started swimming towards the other end. It did feel different, more unusual than anything. I looked back and she was right behind me. I stopped when I reached the other end grabbing onto the wall to hold myself up. Cassie soon reached the wall too.
Well, she asked. Well what, I replied. Well doesn't it feel much more natural, she asked. I don't know about that, a little weird maybe, I told her. I think it feels great, Cassie said.
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