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SEXTEEN SASKIA SWEET SLY SLOW SEDUCTIVE STARTSASKIA SHOWS SHYLY SUBMISSIVE SEXUAL SLAVERY : Sweet Saskia Ven - Overveen - Secretly she studies SexuologyShe seeks self-sustaining staying-place - Still: She & Sibling-sisShe's seen see-swimming Strandbad Bloemendaal (Flowervale)She's secretly fully-nude bare-back riding her mare - Dunes dusk ===================================================SASKIA SEXTEEN SUNBATHING SENSUALLY @ STRANDBAD :SHE'S SWEET SMART SLIM SMILING BOTH ABOVE AS...
Mark was still mortified the following day and called in sick rather than face his boss, Ezra DeZam. But DeZam surprised him, and came by his motel room to see how he was and to impart some important information to him. “Listen Mark, here in Monroe, some of us play it fast and loose. We have good reason for it. Other folks have tried to fit in here ... this climate sucks. We get torrential rain followed by floods and the humidity and heat are enough to drive you crazy. Seemed like everyone...
Hi friends, I am Abhishek and i am back with another bisexual story after my story- My Bisexual Orgy.I am 29 & from Gurgaon often travel Lucknow . So any couples from these NCR & Lucknow who have a bisexual dream can ping me for real encounters.Single teen girls,aunties and bhabhis are most welcome.Kindly you guys can leave your comments on This story is shared by my reader Sarita and she has asked me to share the story as it is.I met her through ISS. She is an avid reader of sex stories on...
Hi friends.. I am Vijay from Odisha.. M a regular reader of iss.. M 21years old… I love married women and aunties.. I love to lick pussy..koi v Aunty or ladki mujhse chudwana chahti ho to pls mujhe mail pe contact Karen. My email ID – … Secrecy ki koi chinta na kare.. I will make it secret.. aur jyada bore na karte hue Mai apni story pare Ata hun.. Ye kahani Priya ki hai.. Khair me Priya ke bare me Bata dun.. Priya ek married women hai.. Khoobsurti itni k kisi Ka v man lalcha Jae.. Gaand to...
Hi I am Ronit Ahuja from udaipur. I am 28 years old. I look handsome & fair. I m too expert in sex. I like real as well as virtual sex. So you can all add me on my fb id-Ronit Sexchat search krna mil jayega…Salman ki profile pic lagi h. Id me naam Rahul Saxena h jo ki fake h. Lets come to story now. Ye ek real story h jo mere or meri ek reader k bich ki h. Unka naam Sunita(changed name) h. Wo ek housewife h jinki age around 35 hogi. Figure around 36-32-38 hoga. Wo bhot hi khubsurat h or sex k...
From 'The Autobiography of Miss Louisa Harper' ~ "The summer of 1890 was to be the start of my new life. At fifteen years of age, I was to be presented to society and I had expected that I would then be considered an adult. That, at long last, I would have a say in my own life, my own destiny. That was not to be, though. I was still just a doll to be dressed and used as decoration in the home of my powerful parents. I was made up and dressed and used to impress the visitors who came...
It was the year 2001. 15-year-old Newt looked at himself in the mirror. He could see some of his mother Laverne’s African American features looking back, but also blue eyes and a lighter skin tone that must have come from his unknown father. He growled, angry. Why didn’t his mom ever tell him who his father was? Her insistence that she didn’t know didn’t make any sense! She said that Newt didn’t look like who she thought his father was, and she hadn’t been with any blue-eyed white boys. His...
From 'The Autobiography of Miss Louisa Harper' ~ "Langdon Beech-Thorndyke III was 'a catch.' Mother and Father thought that he would be a perfect match for me. He was twenty three and I was fifteen. My parents hoped that we would become betrothed that summer and then a grandiose wedding would follow in three years after I turned eighteen. This was my sister's summer, though. Miranda would be married in August to a Vanderbilt cousin who she barely knew. The opulent affair...
You're mine now sissy - A continuation [Note: this is a continuation of a story originally written by Sarah Kentish and which you can find on this site. I always liked the story and hoped that she would write more. You might want to read the original first, as well as her 2 other stories so that you're familiar with the context and characters] I sat looking at myself in the salon's mirror, still stunned by the freshly shaved head that I now had, courtesy of dominant Aunty...
*This is one possible continuation of my first story, ReThink Inc. If you haven't read it already, I urge you to read it first as it will make this story make a lot more sense* -- Whose Fantasy Am I Now? - A ReThink Inc. Continuation -- I was laying on my bed staring at the ceiling in a catatonic like state. I'm not sure how long I was alone in that house... My old house. I wasn't sure how long I had been stuck in the body of Cassandra, my crazy ex girlfriend. Flowing red hair,...
From 'The Autobiography of Miss Louisa Harper' ~ "Beauty comes from pain, Louisa. A proper young woman does not present herself unless she is properly coiffed, properly made-up, properly attired and wearing the proper accoutrements. That, Louisa, is what 'proper' means." Of course, I tried to argue. That is, after all, what an adolescent is supposed to do, but my mother would just purse her lips, shake her head in disgust and repeat that one sentence that she spoke most frequently...
From 'The Autobiography of Miss Louisa Harper of New York and Newport' ~ "The day of Miranda's wedding was cloudy and overcast, so perhaps Aunt Ada had been correct. Perhaps God would not waste a beautiful day on a wedding that would lead to a loveless marriage. Instead of using the vast tents that had been erected on the lawns at Golden Bluffs, everything was moved into our grand ballroom, which was large, but could not accommodate everyone who'd been invited. So, tables were also...
You like nice sexy lingerie and you have a lot of it?Hmm but you like to wear it right?When do you wear it?Never when you go out?Hmmm Gorgeous!!!!Imaging you wearing this with a black short skirt and a dark blouse...High heels and going out for dinner with me...You would be my sexy date we would go to a quiet but nice restaurantcandle lights on the table....and I would place you with your back to the personal and the other visitors...You drink wine ? Red or white?A white one then, I order...
Hi friends… I am sameer (HOT) frm hyderabad,email : or main bahut dinon se iss ka reader ho, aur hot stories bahut pasand hai… To maine souncha ke kyu na main khud apni realy story ap ko bhi sunao…ye meri real story hai jo mere sath last 2months pahele tak chali… Aur shayad age bhi kabi chalegi,me 24 year ka houn aur hot houn. Do sal pahle ki bat hai, mere ek friend ne muje ek phone number diya, aur kaha ke ye ladki bahut khubsurat hai is ko patalo. To main ne call kiya to awaz aayi helo...
From 'The Autobiography of Miss Louisa Harper' ~ "The week prior to Miranda's wedding was a hectic and crowded one at Golden Bluffs. All of our relations came to Newport for the event and many of them stayed with us. Unfortunately, we also had many friends and business associates staying as well, which did lead to some difficult choices. Father was a self-made man who had family he wanted in attendance, but they were from a lower rung of society. So, since the rooms were assigned to...
THE LATEST NEWS FROM OVERSEX (A Sequel to "Nipped in the Bud") By C Our story takes place in Middlestroke, a tony suburb northwest of London.In Madame Sesostris' Salon, the ladies were enjoying a favorite morning ritual.They sat back in comfortable recliners, while a herd of human serving womensaw to their hair, nails, makeup, perfume, and anything else that occurredto them. Every succubus in Middlestroke was present that morning. Molly Morgothwas there, a winsome redhead who favored yellow...
My name is Greg and I have been dating my college sweetheart, Shelby, since freshman year of undergrad and now coming up on 25. We recently moved in together in a small but cozy 1 bedroom apartment close to the city. Shelby loved being in the city surrounded by people, while I enjoyed my solitude so we settled on the apartment not too far from the city but close enough to make her happy. I've been at my new job for about 4 months and have dedicated a lot of my time to my work, making our sex...
By: Tinku228 Hi everyone this is Tinku and I would like to reveal the story which happened unknowingly in my life. I am Tinku with height 5 11 and weight 80 not fair complexion and uncut dick. I have the habit of going online and chating for hours. Then one day when I surfed the internet and I met this couple were they shared there feelings and I also told them that I would like to meet them. They too liked me and accpeted to meet me. They asked me to get a bottle of whisky while coming. Then...
In some areas of the world or country, a lesbian couple is not considered so out of the ordinary. However, in some Midwestern towns, the idea of lesbians is still practically taboo and is very rarely seen out in the open. Such was the case where Beth and Becky Henderson lived. Even rarer was it to see a young girl come out of the closet. In this mid-sized town where they lived the backgrounds of the people were mostly German and Irish and very, very Catholic. Many of the private schools such...
SWEET SEX STUDENT SASKIA IS SWEET SEXTEEN SUBMISSIVE SEXUALLY SERVING US@ 'EEII' CASTING COUCH OF OUR 'EXPERIMENTAL EROTICS INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE'SASKIA APPLIES AS 'SEX STUDENT' FOR HER 1ST 'INTIMATE INSPECTION & INTERVIEW'SHE SUCCESFULLY PASSES FIRST TEST OF MASTURBATING FOR PROFESSOR PETER! BLOWS HIS MANHOOD WITH HELP OF HER HOT HAND MILKING HIS MIGHTY MANHOODSECONDLY SHE SUCKS TILL SUFFOCATING HER HER FIRST TRY TO DO DEEP-THROATSASKIA CONFESSES SHE HAS SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK SEX WITH HER...
I introduce myself. I am Zoraiz Khan, 5.6” good looking. Lean and thin but has a big cock and circumcised. This happened to weeks ago, a girl who I know only by name and never saw her. We actually had been good phone friends. We exchange messages and chat everyday and whenever we get time. She always insists me to call her but I prefer chatting over SMS. Initially we just send messages related to love, friends and general chat messages. Slowly and steadily we moved forward and now as we each...
One day I was talking to my friend, Ethan, about my sex life with Shelby. Ethan understood my struggle having been with his girlfriend for 5 years. He offered me some advice and told me about sex toys. Now I was always skeptical whether toys would really make sex better but I had to do something for my relationship. The following night as Shelby was getting ready for bed I started to kiss her neck. Usually at this time if she starts to slightly moan she's up for sex and luckily she did....
Hello All. I am Payal Shinde. I was married to Dhanjay in 1988, and at that time, I was 22 years old. I completed my BA but settled as a housewife. I have a secret affair with a guy who is 15 years younger than me. I requested him to post the story in the portal. I didn’t have enough courage to post the story. So I requested Pallavi to upload it with My hubby works in a bank. I don’t like him because he never respects me, and I am like a maid for him. He doesn’t buy anything for me, and he...
Je donne rendez-vous à Mélissa vers 20h dans une commune avec pour consigne une jupe sans sous-vêtement avec un petit mot bien décolleté. Arrivée 20h je rejoins Mélissa nous avons chacun notre voiture je l'embrasse en guise de bonjour et je lui dis prends ta voiture et suis-moi. Nous nous sommes dirigés vers un belvédère la nuit commence à tomber nous descendons chacun de nos voitures et nous nous dirigeons vers le point de vue, là je place Mélissa contre la barrière je lève sa jupe, elle ne...
Unbeknown to me, changes were coming, they came in the form of an step brother (Robert) he was the eldest son of my step-father he came to continue his schooling, Robert was about 4 or 5 years older than me and I welcome him as a good helper with my school home work, a new bed was placed in my bedroom and we became room mates. Life continued with no changes until the day I asked Robert what was the noise that began after light out, his answer was: That is me wanking; don't you do...
Around once a month I love having a second man to pleasure me, before I pleasure him while my man watches, and often he will pleasure my man: oral sex only – no intercourse is the rule. To be fair to my man we share another female sometimes, which we both enjoy. Today, a sunny, lazy Sunday afternoon we are suntanning naked, though I am wearing my watch, on our patio. “Magic sex last night baby, you really are a wonderful lover. And a brilliant fuck,” Roger tells me as he smears my body with...
Kink and BDSM porns had always intrigued me. I had been so much curious about them that I got a few toys at home. I never got the chance to try them though since most women freaked out at the idea. I eventually stopped telling my dates about the fantasy and my kinky sexcapades. I am a dom, you see. I wanted to meet the perfect submissive who can appreciate my lifestyle. I never imagined it will eventually come true after the array of failed dates. Jennifer- the calm, sweet face deceived nothing...
BDSMI am a 47 year old white male from South Africa.During the former goverment it was totaly i*****l for whites and blacks to mix.It was an jailable offence if cought doing so.Well things have changed allot when the new goverment took over.I always was facinated by black woman and was just waiting for the right moment to fuck a black babe.After my devorce I was on the hunt and it all happened on a rainy day when i was borred whith myself.I went to a sex shop just to browse around.There was two...
A few years back, one of my regular passengers was a disabled lady called Tamsin. Life had been pretty hard for her:- she had a deformity of the spine which made walking hard, and she had often turned to drink to cope with her life. Unlike a lot of the other drivers, I always got on with her (I'll get on with anyone!), and she she used to book me privately for journeys to various places as she wanted me to drive her.For a few weeks, I had been taking her to one particular house about 20 miles...
This is the true story of the most amazing sexual encounter I have ever had. It all started four days ago with a call to a live dating phone-service. I have called this line often because it is a great place to have phone sex with real woman just as horny as me. Before using this line, I never realized just how many women were out there looking to get off over the phone too. Today’s call would end up much different. I called the line, and started making small talk with a few women. It wasn’t...
This is my first story on ISS. Thank you all for the positive comments/reviews on the previous part. Now to make things a little more clear. This story about lesbian sex is fiction. The events and characters are fictitious. The characters and events are fictitious and are not intended to represent anyone or any event in the real world. To some extent, I would also try to avoid using real places. But still, someone somewhere could have had similar experiences. If yes, then let me know in my...
LesbianAuthor’s note: This story about the video sex chat is connected to the previous ones. So please read from part 1. Many days passed after the previous act. Fuck Divya, she now again slowly started to ignore me. She was ignoring me because she feared that we might again get caught by her mother. I started to feel very lonely. I missed the days when I used to kiss, fuck and cum with her. Every night, my pussy itched so hard. I scratched it by watching porn and thinking about Divya. But solo...
Author’s note: This story about the video sex chat is connected to the previous ones. So please read from part 1. Many days passed after the previous act. Fuck Divya, she now again slowly started to ignore me. She was ignoring me because she feared that we might again get caught by her mother. I started to feel very lonely. I missed the days when I used to kiss, fuck and cum with her. Every night, my pussy itched so hard. I scratched it by watching porn and thinking about Divya. But solo...
So we all were having a great time in this bisexual group sex, especially Gopika and Bharati. While I was sucking Gopika, Samruddhi was giving me a hard time. She was biting my dick while sucking it. She made me cum within no time. After some time, Gopika had an eye-rolling orgasm. She sprayed all her juices all over my face. Sam was still sucking my semi-hard dick like a lollipop. Now I asked Samruddhi to get the lubricant and condoms for me. It was a surprise for Gopi. I asked Sam to help me...
So we all were having a great time in this bisexual group sex, especially Gopika and Bharati. While I was sucking Gopika, Samruddhi was giving me a hard time. She was biting my dick while sucking it. She made me cum within no time. After some time, Gopika had an eye-rolling orgasm. She sprayed all her juices all over my face. Sam was still sucking my semi-hard dick like a lollipop. Now I asked Samruddhi to get the lubricant and condoms for me. It was a surprise for Gopi. I asked Sam to help me...
Introduction: Ben & Angie finally return to Astoria and we have the wildest night of sex I could imagine. HOT TUB HEAVEN, THE CONTINUATION I stay at the Astoria Holiday Inn every Monday and some Tuesdays while Im working in town. I enjoy soothing my bones in the hot tub every night Im there. Two weeks ago, I had the experience of a lifetime. A couple were sitting in my favorite spot in the tub while their three kids splashed in the pool. I eased in and sat far enough away from them so I wouldnt...
Hi, ISS reader This is my first story. I am in gujarat. Ye us samay ki bat he jab me 19 saal ka tha. Me samane hamare hi jati ke log rahete the. Unaki nayi nayi shadi hui thi. Unaka nam Virendra tha aur unaki wife ka nam Neeta tha. Vo bahot hi sexi aur hot thi. Neeta ko me pyar se bhabhi jaan kahakar bulatatha aur vo bhi mujese acchi bate karti thi. Magar vo kabhi mera naam nahi bolati thi, jese me usaka pati hu vese muje Aap, Lijie vese shabdo se bulati thi. Vo bahot hi sexi lagati thi. Unaka...
Book Of Change -- The Continuation by Dee Eon A sequel to Thomas the Tame's "The Book of Changes" FOREWORD: Greetings All! I very seldom dabble in magic stories, but this one long ago caught my fancy. It's a story shoehorn-composed in a very tight and harried life, so pardon any errors which I'll rewrite if too many find them blatant. This story begins immediately after the last line in Thomas the Tame's "The Book of Changes". I thank Thomas the Tame for permission to...
Truth or Dare - The Continuation Written BY: Amber2165 I was embarrassed and humiliated. I had no idea why I was crawling on all fours licking cum off of a table dressed in a maid's uniform, and at the same time I could not stop myself. I made my way to the bathroom and closed and locked the door. I sat on the floor crying and trying to make sense of what was happening when April knocked on the door. I did not answer the door so she knocked again and told me to open the door....
SIMONE & I ARE ALONE TOGETHER - FOR TEN MIGHTY MEMORABLE MINUTES WE WILL 'WANK' SIMONE SHOWERS SHAVES AS AN EROTIC EXCUSE TO STAY FOR FEW MINUTES MORE TO COMESIMONE SHOWERS - SHALL I SWEETLY SUBDUE? - SHALL I SEXUALLY SERVE? - SEXUAL SLAVE?LOVELY LOOKING PROF POET- PETE'S NICE NERDY NAUGHTY NUBILE BAD b**st TEEN TO TAMELOVELY LONGING LONG LEWDLT LASCIOUS LOVE & LUST LOSING HER HEAD & HOT HOLY HYMEN OPENLY OPENING UP ALL AVAILABLE EROTIC ENTRANCES FINALLY PRECIOUS PROF...
“Hmm. My Love how wonderful it is that you brought your own creature out to let it inside my cave. It was waiting for you for a long time.” Gyna said to Hagga. “Well, I was off with a work of two, my Gyna. Now that I have you, nothing will stop me.” Hagga replied “I am waiting for the creature to get inside the cave deep and never let it out till it throws a fire to it.” Gyna said again to Hagga. Words flew into the air reached the Highend of V’Lore. A place of yet so many yet to crave for...
Chapter 6 - The Newsagents I had found initially when The Club and my position in it had been explained, I expected strangers everywhere to hand their cards and show me their keys to my chastity belt. Forcing me wherever I happened to be into some sex act. It was both humiliating, nerve-wracking and really, really exciting. When nothing happened I began to think it had been exaggerated or perhaps something said to arouse me. Or maybe there weren’t very many members outside of those I had...
Now they were both 18 and were going off to different universities, there was a bittersweet feeling about the long hot summer. They knew that things would change somewhat in their relationship once they travelled to different parts of the country to explore their respective passions. What neither had bargained for was the exceptional passion they would awaken in each other that drunken night. And so, here they were, at Liz’s house, discussing their excited plans for university and kissing...
To describe myself a bit, I'm 24 years old, 5'7", 115 lbs. I have long dirty blonde hair, C-cup boobs, and green eyes. I like running and working out and going to the gym on base. I've been told I have an athletic body and the guys at the gym are always hitting on me. I don't have any children. I have been married since I've been 18 years old - right out of High School. I got ready to go to the interview at the office I would be working out of. I wore a nice blouse, knee...
It started out as a simple thought, and as all thoughts go, this one was pretty far fetched, even for me.My name is Tom Sloane. I’m a scientist, a physicist by education, but I work in renewable energy. It’s been my passion. The last fifteen years of my life have been dedicated to alternative forms of energy creation, and I think we’ve cracked it. I truly do.I run a pretty small business; at the moment it consists of a few well-informed colleagues who are also friends and of course my wife. It...
Humor" not much honey just checkin you out." as he smiled back he replied,"oh thats right youre a biter. I like that!" She laughed a bit and pulled him on the bed with her "yea I'm a biter but you love it! Want to come curl up with me?" she said with a twinkle in her eye. "yea, let's cuddle babe." he said opening his arms to her. "Mmm." he smiled slyly as he already knew what was gonna happen next. She curled into his arms facing him. She kissed his neck, then traced down his chest...
Toni and Justin just got back to her and her sister's, Davina, new apartment from spending all day at the mall shopping. Justin just bout Toni some new outfits but had not seen them on her yet. It's been a long day and they are both tired. "Well it looks like Davina isn't home again," Justin says as they walk inside the apartment. Justin likes it when they are alone because Davina is always all over the place and not letting them get intimate. "I see," Toni sarcastically...
Toni and Justin just got back to her and her sister's, Davina, new apartment from spending all day at the mall shopping. Justin just bout Toni some new outfits but had not seen them on her yet. It's been a long day and they are both tired. "Well it looks like Davina isn't home again," Justin says as they walk inside the apartment. Justin likes it when they are alone because Davina is always all over the place and not letting them get intimate. "I see," Toni sarcastically...
* * * * * Frank, the division manager, called me into his office. He and I had gotten fairly close over the years. My wife, Julia, and I had gone out to dinner with him and his wife a few times, and we had been to parties at each other's houses. “Shut the door,” he said. “Come, sit down.” I did, and he just stared at his desk. This wasn't good. “Frank, what's ....” I began. “Look, Mike, I don't know how else to tell you this. I just got off a conference call with...
After the midnight toast, most of the other couples went home. However, John convinced two couples to stay, Rod and Susan, and Tim and Karen. John told them that he had a good movie he thought they would all enjoy. Before starting the movie, Steve asked the other two couples how they felt about group sex. Susan blushed and said that she met Rod at an orgy last year. Susan told everyone how she fell in love when Rod walked into the room with his 12-inch black cock leading the way. Susan...
He had probably been waiting up for her. She told him not to and that she would be out with the girls all night and wouldn’t see him till the next morning. But, there were no other lights on, so maybe he was in bed. She walked up to the front steps, moved the cute little gnome that she had bought to give the place a little character and grabbed the key from beneath it. Her legs were a little wobbly from the night of drinking and lack of sleep. She probably shouldn’t have been driving, but...
They both wanted more than just casual sex, they wanted something new and exciting. So they decided to look into other things. A few weeks later Kellan came across an idea in which he wanted to use. One day while Ashley was at work Kellan decided to surprise her. When Ashley arrived he was waiting for her behind the door. As soon as she shut the door he took a blindfold and placed it over Ashley's eyes She gasped but allowed Kellan to slowly lead her to the bedroom where he handcuffed...
It had been one of the worst weeks of my life. On Monday, I arrived home from work and discovered that my girl friend had moved out with no explanation. We had been living together for six months and dating for over two years. She had just packed up and disappeared. Her note said that it had been fun and wished me a good life. I stood dumbfounded holding the note in the middle of my now sparsely furnished apartment. It was like I was stuck in a bad dream and unable to awaken myself, only this...
I had been doing my typical thing all winter long, working around the house, remodeling, and refurbishing my older bathroom and bedroom, while I continued writing new stories as a side income. My full time job became less important due to increased income from royalties I began to receive from different online publishing companies. I was making almost twice, what I was taking in as a marketing rep for the once well off operation I was involved with. It’s popularity declined due to bad business...
Part Seven CHRISTIANA I must say they gave me a bit of a shock on the Friday evening. Miki was already at home when I got there and I gave him a kiss as I stroked him through his trousers. ‘I’m looking forward to this tonight,’ I said. ‘So am I,’ he laughed, but I couldn’t see why he laughed, not then. I went and got myself a drink and poured one out for him too. ‘How was your day then?’ I asked sitting down with my drink after passing his across.
Part Two CHRISTIANA I’m glad that Paul has come out into the open and been frank and honest in not only our relationship but of others he’s had. Now that we’ve come to accept the facts I can also be as honest as he has been. I must admit that the failure of our marriage was as much my fault as his. I will not cover the ground that he has already trodden, but only to say that our first few years were happy ones. I blame the circumstances that caused us to drift apart. He was so tired on the...
Part Five He liked it when I dressed up for him and he was instantly aroused and had me over the kitchen table. Lifting up my dress and fucking me without even stopping to put on a condom. He had me again in bed that night and I loved having his strong arms about me which made me go all soft and gooey. Work was the same over the next fortnight and the sex was never better with Miki, fucking and sucking each other nearly every night. I had told Miki of what went on between Christiana and...
Part Three CHRISTIANA Thank Christ the x-rays showed that my pelvic bone and my leg were now mended for I could now have this damned plaster cut off and I can scratch myself. That was the worst part of being in plaster to get an itch that you couldn’t scratch. I’m sure I was to claw my skin to ribbons when it finally comes off. I didn’t, but came close to it when they got the damned thing off and I was able to walk. Well, stumble as I was helped along back to my bed after it was off. I...