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‘Yes Tim,’ I spoke into the telephone to my friend, partner, occasional helper and drinking buddy. ‘You rang earlier. What can I do for you on this bright and sunny day?’
‘You might think it’s bright and sunny, Sam,’ he groaned back at me. ‘But I’ve got myself in a bit of a pickle, and could do with some help mate.’
What?
Sam got himself into a pickle? Another one? Nothing new there. I could just picture the poor tortured soul, sitting there without a hair in place and his big, black-framed glasses somewhat askew. With any luck, since it was the beginning of the week, then his socks might just match one another.
‘What have you done this time Tim?’ I asked, grinning to myself. Tim was half way to being a genius, especially with computors, but socially, was, to say the least, a little inept.
‘It’s the pickle of all pickles Sam,’ he confided in me. ‘And you’re the only one who can help me out.’
‘I suppose this involves a woman again, does it?’
‘Got it in one Sam,’ he replied with the first trace of any humour in his voice. ‘How about you meet me down at the Feathers for a pint and a chat?’
‘You paying?’
‘Course I’m paying,’ Tim answered. ‘Don’t I always?’
‘Bloody cheek my man,’ I admonished him with a laugh, knowing that the pair of us could well afford to pay, both, in our own fields, having done quite well for ourselves. ‘See you in twenty minutes then.’
‘Make it half an hour,’ Tim suggested, and the rendezvous was set.
——————–
Actually Tim, thirty-one, and a year older than me, despite our obvious differences had been one of my best friends since our teens, when he’d helped me with the intricacies of maths and things, and I’d given him entry to the social set, that he otherwise wouldn’t have been accepted into. All sounds a bit contrived and commercial maybe, but besides that, the pair of us hit it off from the very start. He was top of the class, year in and year out, and I was the star on the rugby field. Time passed, and Tim now had his own IT business, that I’d invested in from the early days, and I’d moved on to play rugby for Northampton and England, the star fly half, and terror of all the other rugby playing nations round the world. OK, so maybe that last bit was an exaggeration, quite a big one in fact, but even my own modesty doesn’t prevent me from confessing that I was fairly good at what I did best. I didn’t earn the millions that the top soccer players did, but I didn’t do badly, had invested wisely, and would be more than comfortable when I eventually retired from the game.
It worked well for the two of us, me doing the occasional celebrity hand shaking for Tim to promote his business, and Tim doing all my computor stuff, including my blog and my web site, and of course unscrambling my Mac book every other week or so, after I’d done something completely unforgivable to it —– Again!
Why don’t computors understand what you’re trying to do?
So!
Half an hour later found me sitting there with my old pal Tim, a pint of Breakspears in each of our fists, a grin on my face and a frown on his.
‘So what have you done this time?’ I demanded. ‘It’s not that barmaid down at the Squeaky Duck again is it?’
‘No not her this time,’ Tim mumbled back, glancing over at me guiltily. ‘Bit of a problem with a chat line.’
‘A chat line?’ I laughed out loud. ‘You never did have any chat up lines. Who is it this time you’re trying to chat up.’
‘Not chat up line, you silly bugger,’ Tim grinned back at me, looking just a little happier. ‘A chat line. You know. On the internet, when you link up with other people to chat and things.’
‘Can’t say as I do Tim,’ I was forced to admit. ‘You know what I’m like with computors.’
Tim nodded his head knowingly, a bit too bloody knowingly for my liking, before continuing with his explanation.
‘Chat lines are where you go on line and meet people and chat to them.’
‘Sounds interesting,’ I commented flatly, with an obvious lack of enthusiasm. If I wanted to chat to someone then I did it face to face.
‘Sometimes you get chatting to members of the opposite sex,’ he went on, and my eyebrows rose, and my interest with them.
‘So you’ve got chatting to some female have you?’
‘Spot on mate,’ he replied.
‘So what’s the problem and what’s it got to do with me?’
‘Well we got pretty friendly Sam,’ he confided, leaning forward as if we were secret conspirators. ‘We’ve been chatting for six or seven weeks now, and we’ve agreed it’s time we met up.’
‘Great,’ I responded, throwing my hands in the air. ‘So you’ve made a date. Congratulations, what’s the problem? Not some dog is she?’
‘No not at all,’ Tim shot back, all smiles. ‘She’s really rather gorgeous.’
‘Gorgeous as in gorgeous, or gorgeous as in not bad looking,’ I queried, knowing just about all the women that Tim had dated, none of whom were exactly gorgeous. Nice girls nearly all of them, even the barmaid from the Squeaky Duck, once you got used to the way she dressed, but gorgeous —- No way —- None of them. Tim was a great chap, good fun, generous and no real downside, but attractive physically to women he wasn’t. Tough maybe, but life was like that.
‘Look Sam,’ he carried on, pushing his glasses back up his nose, as he fired up his I-pad. ‘I’ve got a photo of her.’
I leant over his shoulder to look at the screen, quite prepared to be impressed. Despite what I’d said about Tim, he did know a pretty girl from an ugly one, so it was with some interest that I watched as a head and shoulders picture of a girl came up on his screen.
Bloody hell!
Fry my balls in bacon fat!
The girl in the picture was gorgeous.
No, not gorgeous —- She was ….. She was ……. She was simply lovely!
‘Impressed eh?’ Tim demanded, grinning fiendishly, and giving me a friendly punch on the shoulder.
‘Any more pictures?’ I asked, convinced that, as stunningly pretty as the girl was, she must be fat or something. Maybe only had one leg or some serious personality disorder?’
‘How about in a bikini?’
Strewth!
My heart started to beat faster, and just looking at the girl in the small bikini, got my little fellah down below interested.
Tim, my pal Tim had a date with this beauty???
Didn’t seem possible, but that’s what he’d said.
‘So what’s the problem then Tim,’ I growled out at last, quite unreasonably a bit put out. ‘You’ve got a date with a beautiful woman. Go for it man.’
‘Not that straightforward,’ he slowed me down.
‘Why?’
‘I had to send her a photo as well.’
‘Well that’s great Tim,’ I encouraged him. ‘She knows what you look like, so no problems eh?’
To be honest, a guy like me has never lacked for pretty women, and as a fairly well known sports star I could to some extent, pick and chose as I wanted.
But I was jealous!
Silly I know, but I was thirty years of age, and for some time I’d been hoping to meet that special girl, and here he was, perhaps, my pal Tim having beat me too it. Jumping the gun a bit of course, but the girl just had that look about her. Sort of girl next door, albeit prettier than any girl I’d ever had as a next-door neighbour.
‘Go for it Tim,’ I repeated, trying my best to sound enthusiastic for him. No. Seriously. He was my pal and I was happy for him. Absolutely!
‘That’s the problem mate,’ Tim whispered, looking down at the floor.
‘What’s the problem?’
‘The photo,’ he mumbled back.
‘What was the problem with the photo?’
‘I sent one of you Sam,’ he replied, sounding as if he was being strangled.
‘Of me?’ I cried out aloud. ‘Why the hell did you do that?’
‘Well Sam, it’s like this,’ Tim eventually plucked up the courage to explain. ‘Sally, that’s her name by the way, sent m
e her photo first, and when I saw how gorgeous she was, I didn’t think she’d be interested in me, so I sent a photo of you instead.’
‘Bloody hell Tim,’ I groaned at him. ‘How could you be so stupid? Surely you must have realised that you wouldn’t get away with it?’
‘I got away with it before,’ he surprised me with. ‘But I never actually got round to making a date with the other girls.’
‘What,’ I responded, raising my voice somewhat. ‘Are you telling me that you’ve sent my photo to other girls, pretending it was you.’
‘Yes Sam,’ he admitted limply. ‘Five or six of them, but I never made a date with the others, and now I’m in a real pickle aren’t I?’
Bloody hell!
What were we to do now?
‘You can get the second pint in as well, you stupid bugger,’ I insisted, and I sat there pondering his predicament, as with a cheeky grin in my direction, he went off to the bar.
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‘You’ll just have to e mail her, or whatever it is that you do, and admit everything,’ I told him when he returned with two foaming pints in his mit.
‘Got a couple of Directors ale this time Sam, he tried to distract me with, holding out mine for me to take.
‘No way out man,’ I went on, not to be put off, but happy to accept my pint anyway. ‘You’ve got to take the bull by the horns.’
‘There is another way of course,’ Tim grinned at me, though I couldn’t imagine it. ‘You could help me.’
‘Now look here Tim,’ I started on at him. ‘If you think I’m going to ring this girl up and make excuses for you, then you’ve got another think coming. You’ve got to do your own dirty work.’
His next remark just about rooted me to the spot.
‘What I had in mind Sam, was that you could take my place,’ he said.
‘What?’
‘You could take my place,’ he repeated, still grinning. ‘You could go on a date with Sally.’
‘What?’
‘You heard,’ he went on. ‘Come on Sam, you’ve seen her photo. Look at the girl mate, not exactly a hardship.’
‘No, but …. But ….’
‘But me no buts Sam my old mate,’ he beamed at me. ‘I’m in a pickle and you’re the only one that can unpickle me.’
‘But I can’t,’ I protested. ‘This Sally, she’s….’
‘Bloody gorgeous,’ Tim interrupted me. ‘Please Sam. Please help me out.’
‘But…. But ….’
Tim sat there grinning at me, and I couldn’t find the words to follow my ‘buts’ with. Within minutes, I was grinning back at him.
‘When’s the date?’
‘Friday.’
‘Where?’
‘Floriano’s,’ he told me, earning him a nod of approval, my favourite restaurant.
‘What time?’
‘Eight o’clock.’
‘And I’m Tim for the night?’
‘ That’s right,’ he laughed back at me. ‘You’ll have a great time.’
‘OK. I’ll do it,’ I relented. ‘But you’re paying for the meals.’
‘It’s a deal,’ Tim agreed gleefully. ‘But you’re paying for the next round of drinks. Mine’s empty.’
——————–
Unfortunately, that wasn’t the end of Tim’s surprises.
I came back with two more pints of beer, Adnams this time. Yes, it was a great pub.
‘Couple of other things you ought to know Sam,’ Tim hit me with.
‘What’s that?’
‘Well Sam,’ he went on. ‘When Sally sent me the photo of her in a bikini, I sent one back.’
‘Of me in a bikini?’ I joked with him.
‘No you twerp,’ he replied, pushing his I-pad across for me to look at. ‘This one.’
I looked at the screen and saw a picture of myself, on some beach, in my swimming shorts. Didn’t look bad, even though I say so myself.
‘Where was this taken?’ I asked, not recognising the shot.
‘Spain last year,’ Tim answered. ‘You had your arm round that little blonde beach guard, but I photoshoped her out.’
‘The one with the tits,’ I nodded, confirming that I remembered, even though the photoshop bit left me blank.
‘That’s the one,’ Tim giggled. ‘You remember her friend, the one with the dark hair.’
‘I remember Tim,’ I grinned. ‘But I still don’t believe what she did to you.’
‘Memories Sam,’ he laughed, a huge smile on his face. ‘But let’s get back to Sally. There’s something else you should know.’
‘What’s that?’
‘You have to understand Sam,’ he went on, going all serious on me. ‘That these chat lines can get a bit explicit at times.’
‘I can imagine,’ I answered, though I couldn’t really, as I’d never been on one. But what the hell anyway?
‘I sent Sally a few other photos of you Sam.’
‘No problem Tim.’ I assured him. Bloody hell, I’m a normal sort of guy and I was preening myself.
‘One in particular!’
‘Which one?’ He had me intrigued.
‘I’m sorry Sam, but I sent her one of your wedding tackle mate.’
‘My cock?’ I cried out in shock, causing some of the nearby patrons of the pub to look round somewhat disapprovingly. ‘You sent her photo of my cock.’
‘Yes Sam. Sorry.’
‘But you haven’t got a photo of my cock,’ I stated firmly.
‘Have you?’ I added an instant later, suddenly somewhat less certain. Golly, we’d been together in some odd situations over the years, so who knows what he had in that damn computor of his.
‘No,’ Tim grinned at me yet again. ‘I got one off the internet.’
‘My cock’s on the internet?’
Oh shit! It’s worse than I thought.
‘No Sam,’ he assured me, laughing at my reaction. ‘Some porn star, and I photoshoped it on.’
Bloody photoshop again!
‘How big?’
I had to ask.
‘Big enough,’ Tim admitted.
‘For God’s sake Tim,’ I appealed to him. This Sally’s a doll and I might just make some progress with her. Just how big was this bloody thing that you planted on me? I don’t want to end up embarrassed.’
‘Eight inches or so, I guess’ Tim owned up to reluctantly.
‘Oh!’ I responded, my face breaking out into a huge smile. ‘I think I can live with that!’
——————-
Friday night arrived, and I got myself done up smart like. I’d read most of the correspondence between the pair of them, so I knew as much about the lovely Sally as Tim had done.
Didn’t want to get caught out that easily!
Discovered that she was a sports psychologist, so perhaps we already had something in common that we could talk about.
Oh yes!
Sally had responded to the fake photo of my ….. Well, you know. Only topless, but what a lovely pair of knockers. Big enough without being too big, and perky and firm and full and rounded, and sort of thrusting and ….. Well, you get the picture.
I made a point of arriving at the restaurant early and warned Bruno, the boss roughly about the situation. As I said, I was quite well known there, and didn’t want him or one of his staff to say the wrong thing and mess everything up, did I?
‘Don’t forget Bruno,’ I ended with. ‘Tonight, nobody knows me.’
I took my seat, facing the door so I could see this Sally when she arrived, and waited, having a moment of panic every time a woman walked in. I’d just about got myself relaxed, when a vision of loveliness walked in through the door.
Damn!
The photos hardly did her justice. Short blonde hair, suntanned, the cutest of faces, and an athletic body to die for. Just the way she sort of glided across the floor in her short but classy sundress, spoke of fitness and training, her long shapely legs effortlessly bringing her towards me, her lovely face breaking into a smile as she recognised me from my photo.
‘Hi,’ she said, ‘I guess you’re Tim.’
Oh Lordy, the sound of her voice singing out like an angel. I wasn’t in love yet, no not quite, but I knew this girl was different to any others I’d dated for a very long time.
‘Sally,’ I croaked, and she laughed. So that was what angels sounded like when they laughed!
‘Sally,’ I repeated, after swallowing to clear my throat. ‘I honestl
y never expected you to be even prettier than your photo.’
‘Good start to our date Tim,’ she chimed back. ‘You don’t look so bad yourself.’
I leapt up and held back the chair for her, having a crafty peek at her smooth thighs as she settled herself down, but trying to play the gentleman and not sneaking a peak down the top of her dress. I nearly succeeded — Nearly!
Bruno arrived and somewhat overdid the ‘I’ve never seen you before’ bit, but I don’t think Sally noticed as she seemed as much taken with me, as I was with her.
I know what I eat, as I’m pretty sure I ordered my usual, though I have little memory of actually eating it.
Sally had Thai fish cakes for her starter, and took twelve mouthfuls to finish it. Yes —- I counted them. I had it bad, didn’t I, imagining each time that it was my tongue that was disappearing between those lips. OK, other thoughts occurred to me as well, but I was smitten by this girl and didn’t want to push it. By the time she’d finished her sweet, some concoction with strawberries by the way, I could have told you how many mouthfuls she’d taken in total, and how many times she sipped the wine.
Then, over coffee, what I dreaded happened.
‘I’m not much cop on computors, Tim,’ Sally smiled at me innocently. ‘There are a few things I’ve never understood. Perhaps you’re just the man to help me.’
The fact that she wasn’t a computor wiz was a relief, me supposed to being one myself, but she had questions — Potential disaster! Time to change the subject.
‘Maybe I could go through a few things with you another time,’ I tried. ‘How’s the coffee?’
‘Coffee’s fine,’ Sally replied. ‘But Tim, what’s a googlewack?’
‘A googlewack?’ I repeated back to her, trying to sound confident, my mind a complete blank.
‘Yes a googlewack,’ she went on. ‘It’s something to do with computors and I was wondering what it was.’
Oh shit!
I was just wondering how to change the subject again, when inspiration struck. Golly —- To my utter surprise, I knew what a googlewack was. Well, sort of. I remembered Tim mentioning it once.
‘A googlewack is like a bit of memory in a computor,’ I started confidently, trying to recall what Tim had said. ‘The more googlewacks in your computor, then the more powerful it is.’
‘Oh,’ she said, a puzzled look on her face. ‘I thought they were bykes or something like that.’
‘That’s right,’ I grinned back at her, getting onto a roll. ‘There’s a thousand googlebykes in a googlewack.’
‘Fantastic,’ Sally smiled back at me, her problem solved. ‘So how many of these googlewacks is there in a computor?’
‘About five,’ I guessed casually, throwing caution to the wind, and amazed at my own knowledge. This computor stuff wasn’t so complicated as I thought it was.
‘How’s your coffee?’ Sally changed the subject. Pity really, as I was just getting into it.
‘Coffee’s fine,’ I answered, studying her as she sat there smiling back at me.
Oh she was lovely!
Fit, suntanned, slim and smiling all the time. Her boobs didn’t look quite as big as in the photo I’d seen, but I was hardly going to get up and measure them was I?
Dinner finished, we strolled out of the restaurant hand in hand, stealing quick glances at one another, and giggling like teenagers when we caught one another doing it.
I felt like I was sixteen again!
Then, damn it, embarrassment!
There was a flash from alongside us, and I turned to see one of those paparazzi guys with his camera shooting pictures of the pair of us as he scooted alongside trying to keep up with us. Damn him!
I could just see it in the morning press —‘Rugby star Sam Murray caught out with new girl on his arm’.
Oh crikey — How that one would go down, Sally thinking that my name was Tim.
‘Sorry Tim,’ Sally surprised me with, as if it was her fault, poor girl. ‘Let’s run.’
I took a firmer hold of her hand and took off down the road, astonished that Sally was able to keep up with me fairly easily, and we ran down the road, leaving the photographer in our wake. A good half mile later and I pulled her over and slowed down to a walk, our pursuer having long since given up on the chase.
‘You’re pretty fit for a computor geek,’ Sally giggled, hardly seeming out of breath.
‘I run to keep fit,’ I responded, more or less honestly. ‘What about you Sally. You’re pretty fit yourself.’
‘I have to be for my job,’ my lovely blonde explained, and I let it drop, not wishing to be draw further, and continued down the road, hand in hand, with a silly grin on my face.
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