The Randy Adventures of Long John Thomas the Pirate King
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Kali Romanov had no idea how it happened.
One minute she’d been in the middle of a screening of the latest pirate movie. The next thing she knew, she was on a boat in the middle of the ocean, hearing screams and the clash of swords.
Kali took in the rough appearance of the men on one side, and their uniforms on the other.
It took only an instant to figure out what was going on.
She was on a ship that was being boarded by pirates. So far the pirates seemed to be loosing. Under the relentless clash of the navy’s swords—British, judging by the color of their uniforms—the pirates were loosing. Her sudden appearance, however, provided the distraction the pirates needed, and with roar, their blades sank into flesh, and the soldiers began to fall back.
Kali had all of ten seconds to decide which side she was on.
This may well have been a dream, but it was stupid to take chances. The Pirate reputation for raping and killing made her decision. As a small unwashed man in leather vest and breeches ran towards her she grabbed a sword from the limp hand of a fallen soldier and swept it across his body with a natural motion of her arm. His skin split, and the machete he held fell from his hand. With a gurgle, the man grabbed his throat and fell forward.
Kali grabbed his weapon with her free hand. The Filipino martial art in which she’d briefly trained involved the use of two machetes. She didn’t want to kill anybody. A cop by profession, she opted for whacking the enemy on the head with the flat of her blade… and then her blood went cold.
Women’s screams filled the air, and turning toward the entrance to the lower decks, she saw a couple pirates dragging a couple of young ladies and their maids on deck. True to the stereotype, the ladies were dressed in gowns with voluminous petticoats, some kicking and scratching, others screaming and begging for mercy. She saw the lecherous look on their captors’ faces, and venting the frustration of watching rapists go free, she dropped one sword and reached into her blazer.
The first bullet caught the larger of the two men cleanly between the eyes. Before the second could grab his primitive pistol, she shot it neatly out of his hand. The speed and accuracy with which she made her second shot, far better than that of the weapons available at the time, brought the battle to a standstill.
‘Release the women!’ she shouted, turning quickly to make sure no one could take her off guard.
From the prow of the ship, a voice roared with laughter.
‘You are in no position to give orders, boy,’ the deep voice said in the Queen’s English.
Kali stiffened briefly at being called boy, and realizing that her short hair and baggy shirt and jeans made her look that way, she let it slide.
‘Were it not for my sudden appearance on this ship, you would not have gained the distraction you needed to gain an advantage,’ she said, turning to face what she assumed was the pirate captain.
Kali’s eyes narrowed on the dashing figure before her, and she barely stifled a gasp.
Before her was the most handsome man she had ever seen.
He was over six feet tall, in tight leather breeches, boots, and a ruffled linen shirt open at the neck revealing his muscled chest. His skin was sun kissed, and his strong jaw, gorgeous dark eyes and long hair vaguely reminded her of the guy who used to play Highlander on TV. At his hip were a primitive pistol and dagger, and in his gloved hand he carried a pirate sword. He appeared to be in his early thirties, and carried himself with the grace and confidence of someone fully in control.
Oh God, she thought irritably.
I’m in a romance novel.
‘I thank you for the advantage your sudden appearance provided,’ the man said wryly, ‘but being dishonorable pirates, we don’t have to extend a gesture of gratitude.’
Kali’s heart sank, and the grip on her gun tightened.
‘Maybe, but I don’t have to let you take them alive,’ she began, refusing to back down. She heard the ladies scream again, and she didn’t care. ‘If you plan to ransom them, they’re worthless dead, and if you wanted to have your way with them, they wouldn’t be much good to you either…unless you’re into that sort of thing,’
The Captain’s eyes narrowed.
‘You speak grandly for a boy. Are you so willing to kill innocents to keep them out of our clutches?’
The boy’s full lips twisted and he pulled a lever on the strange pistol that had killed his crewmen.
‘What your crew would do to them is a fate worse than death, CAPTAIN,’ the boy said, pronouncing his title in a way meant to insult. ‘I would be sending them to a better place,’
Rory stared at the boy.
He was tall and lanky, with short dark hair, high cheekbones, and slanted eyes that made him look almost elfish in appearance. He wore a baggy button down shirt, boots, and breeches made from blue cloth that looked heavier than linen but lighter than leather. His skin was golden, like that of a Spaniard or someone from the Far East and though he spoke English his accent was like none Rory had ever heard before.
He wasn’t sure if it was the boy’s bravery or his willingness to kill that shocked him, but as his crew resumed fighting, Captain Rory Frost raised his hand.
‘Hold!’ he shouted, forcing his crew to a halt. ‘You have impressed me, boy. I don’t know if it’s your stupidity or your bravery that I like, but I am willing to give the women a chance,’
The boy, tall, yet nearly a head shorter than himself, frowned, his piercing dark eyes glittering with suspicion.
‘Set your terms,’ the boy said at last.
Rory nodded.
‘I’ll leave the women on the boat, and enough unchained crewmen to get them to the nearest harbor…IF you can beat me in a sword fight,’
The boy’s eyes widened, and he slowly, carefully, put the small pistol in his jacket and switched the sword in his hand for Ratface’s machete.
‘I have no choice do I?’
Rory smiled and lifted his hand.
‘Look around you, boy. The battle is over, you said so yourself,’
The boy looked around, and with a look of resolve, he raised his blade.
Rory decided he admired the boy, and so he enjoyed himself for the first few minutes of the fight, watching the boy slash, parry and thrust. The boy fought with his whole body, swinging his fists and kicking as he slashed. His movements were graceful yet brutal, and full of potential. The little rat clearly had some training, but not nearly enough, and he was getting tired.
The boy’s fine white teeth were bared and he was breathing heavily as he made his next move. The tip of Rory’s blade sliced through his jacket and shirt at his arm, and the boy paused, staring down at the thin line of blood welling between the split fabrics. The shock on his face was evident.
Whether it was arrogance or plain disbelief, Rory couldn’t tell.
All he knew was that it gave him the opening he needed. Quicker than the wind, Rory moved, conking the boy neatly on the head, knocking him out while his crew cheered around him.
‘What next cap’n?’ Ram, his first mate asked, staring down at the fallen boy.
‘We take coin and food as planned.’ Rory said.
‘What about the women?’
‘Leave them, and just enough crew to run the ship. Take their weapons and kill the rest,’
‘Aye, aye,’ Ram replied in a heavy Hindi accent, and without a word he went to carry out the order.
As his crew scurried around him, Rory bent toward his fallen adversary, free to study the boy as he lay on the deck unconscious.
There was something strange about him.
The boy’s face was prettier than it was handsome, and his hands, Rory realized, taking one in his own, were smooth and delicate… like those of a woman. Rory dropped the boy’s hand and reached upward, laying a hand against the boy’s chest.
Sure enough, beneath the fabric, he felt a pair of breasts, big and soft enough to fill his hand. Though unconscious, the woman groaned, and her nipple tightened beneath his questing palm.
A pixie, he decided, remembering how she had appeared out of nowhere. He was smiling slightly as he took in her perfect cheekbones and bee stung lips.
God had sent him a pixie.
‘Captain?’
Rory instantly removed his hand and jerked the girl’s shirt back in to place.
‘The boy comes with us!’ he announced.
‘He killed two of our crew!’ Ram protested.
‘That’s why he might be useful. We could use a brat like him. He shows tremendous potential, if not as fighter, than perhaps as an entertainer,’
That drew a laugh from Ram, and throwing the pixie handily over his shoulder, he made his way back to his ship.
***
Kali awoke with a start.
She was in a room smelling of old wood and sea water, and the only light came from a desk covered with candles. She was lying on a bed, her feet weighted down with what she realized was a pair of heavy shackles.
Oh dear God, she thought, that was no dream!
‘Calm yourself, Pixie,’ deep voice said as a strong hand pushed her insistently back on the bed. ‘I am almost done,’
She felt burning pain and a needle and thread sliding through her flesh. Willing herself not to look at the gaping wound in her upper arm she lay stone still as he finished stitching her up.
The scent of spices, man, and sea filled her senses.
Then she realized something else.
Topless, Kali was topless.
She looked down, and found much to her relief that her captor had left her bra on.
‘A curious undergarment,’ the Captain said lightly, tying off the final stitch. ‘It holds your breasts and enhances their loveliness all at once,’
Before she could swat him away, he traced a long callused finger over the edge of her bra. The move caused an involuntary shiver and tightened her nipples beneath the fabric. Her muscles tensed and her stomach quivered with awareness. Mortified, Kali raised her head, trying for nonchalance. The captain’s lips twitched, reading her response before reaching for the linen bandages he’d put beside her.
She was a captive she realized dimly, the full weight of the situation now bearing down on her. Willing herself to calm down, Kali eyed the door. She thought of fleeing, but there was no doubt in her mind that it was locked.
‘You cut me!’ she said accusingly, eyeing the ugly cut he was now wrapping.
‘You were trying to kill me,’ the Captain said wryly.
‘What happened?’
The Captain shrugged his broad shoulders.
‘You lost the fight,’
Panic sank low in her belly.
‘And the women?’
‘They are fine, and on their way to the nearest harbor. Contrary to rumor, dear Pixie, not all pirates rape. My crew and I only take the willing,’
‘What of the two men I killed?’
‘They were new additions who turned out to be a grave disappointment. They won’t be missed I can assure you,’
‘That’s rather convenient,’ Kali said with a cynical twist of her lips.
‘We’re pirates. Each one of us accepts the likelihood of an early death. Do you have a name, sweet Pixie?’
‘You mean to tell me there are women out there who offer themselves freely?’
The Captain smiled an arrogant grin.
‘You would be surprised how many dream of being swept away by a dashing pirate. I asked you a question, Pixie,’ he said, his tone hardening.
‘Kali,’
The Captain nodded.
‘The Hindu goddess of death. Are you from the Far East?’
‘I’m a mestisa, a half-blood,’ she replied.
‘How did you get on that ship?’
‘I have no idea,’ she said earnestly.
The Captain finished tying her bandage and sat back on the bed.
‘I saw you appear out of nowhere, where did you come from?’
‘You’re not going to believe me,’ Kali replied, shaking her head as she couldn’t quite believe it herself.
‘I’ve been a pirate over fifteen years, Pixie. I’ll believe almost anything,’
‘What year is it?’
‘Seventeen sixty five,’
Kali let out a slew of profanity, cursing whatever force had sent her here. The Captain was laughing at her display and she didn’t care.
This sucked!
So what if he was the most gorgeous man she’d ever seen? Who cares if he’d made her wet with a touch? She was almost three hundred years in the past, at a time when it didn’t matter who you were, where women were treated like crap everywhere, weapons were messy, and hygiene was sorely lacking!
She stole a second glance at the laughing Captain.
His teeth were shockingly white, and to her surprise, he didn’t stink. He smelled, she thought, taking a calming breath, every bit as good as he looked, like spices, man, and sea.
‘Where are we?’ she asked at last.
‘The Caribbean seas,’
Kali allowed herself a few deep breaths and willed herself not to panic.
‘I’m from the Canada, what was until recently for you, New France,’ she said, relieved that her high school history lessons had stuck, ‘…from the year two thousand and seven,’
She saw shock and disbelief flicker across his features before he took on a thoughtful expression.
‘Do you believe in the supernatural?’ he asked, rubbing his handsome chin.
‘The supernatural is for charlatans and people in asylums,’ she said cynically.
The Captain nodded.
‘I agree, but then here you are,’
Kali straightened.
‘Speaking of which… how did I get to this cabin?’
The Captain smiled at that.
It transformed his face, making him more gorgeous than ever.
‘I knocked you out, discovered your womanly wiles, and decided to keep you,’
Kali flinched at the words ‘keep you’.
They stank of slavery.
‘Just like that?’
‘Just like that.’
‘Might I know the identity of my captor?’ she asked politely.
‘Frost, Captain Emory Frost, but you, sweet Pixie, can call me Rory,’
‘Well, Captain Frost, if you’re going to kill me, you might as well do it now,’
Captain Frost frowned.
‘Now why would I stitch you up if I planned on killing you?’
Kali sat up slowly, reminding Rory vaguely of a cornered beast preparing to strike.
‘Because if you’re going to rape me, you’ll have to kill me first,’ she said quietly.
Rory arched a brow.
‘You speak like one who does not fear death,’
His captive smiled bitterly.
‘I don’t. In my profession, I can’t afford to,’
‘Women work in your time?’ he asked making no pretence of disguising his shock.
‘If we so choose,’ she said tightly.
‘And what did you do?’
Her bitter smile became one of irony.
‘I was a police officer. The equivalent of the local Watch,’
The name well and truly fit her, Rory thought. She was a keeper of the law, one who punished those who disobeyed it. It made it all the more amusing that she’d been sent here, to a time and place where a woman was a wife, a nun, or a whore, and into his hands, a man who’d made a life of resisting authority. The fact that she fought like a lioness and cursed worse than any pirate made her all the more intriguing.
He looked at her hands. She wore no wedding ring.
‘Are you a maid?’ he asked suddenly.
Kali stared at him, before comprehension dawned and she stiffened as though she’d been insulted.
‘What kind of a question is that?’
Rory stared at her, a hard expression on his face.
‘One, that as my prisoner, you are obliged to answer,’ he said firmly.
‘And if I don’t?’
Rory smiled slowly and allowed himself a lazy exploration of her bared skin. Her body was like that of no woman he’d ever seen before: all smooth, honeyed ski
n and lean muscles, a fascinating contrast to her womanly curves. She wasn’t overly lush like the women he was used to, but she was far from scrawny.
Kali was, he thought, watching her eyes shoot daggers at him…
Right, just right.
He toyed with the metal button of her breeches, moving his finger before she could slap him away.
‘I can always see for myself…,’
Kali’s eyes widened.
‘You wouldn’t dare!’
Rory arched a brow.
‘You are my captive, Kali. By the laws of conquest I can do whatever I want,’ he said softly.
‘I’d kill you first,’
Rory shrugged.
‘You can try, but even if you succeeded, fair Pixie, you would not get very far once my crew discovered what you had done,’
Her muscles tensed, and for an instant he saw hatred and frustration in her eyes, before it was quickly replaced by resignation.
‘I am no maid,’ she spat, using his words, ‘happy now?’
Rory nodded, fighting a grin.
She was so adorable in her reluctance to obey him, and yet, he found himself fighting the mixture of irritation and relief that she no longer had her maidenhead. On the one hand, it meant that he didn’t need to take extra care in taking her, and yet, he was angry, proprietary even, at the thought that someone had had her first.
It was ludicrous!
He wanted her, of that he was certain. Nonetheless, to feel possessive about a woman who appeared out of nowhere and would likely leave him in the same way was foolhardy.
Rory didn’t bother to say as much, he only asked:
‘Are you hungry?’
Her stomach growled in response, as though recognizing his words. Kali looked mortified, but Rory only laughed in response and put a plate with meat, bread and fruit in her lap. With his eyes on hers, he lifted some grapes to her lips.
‘I can feed myself, thank you,’ she said politely, but he could hear an edge in her voice. She raised her hands to take them from him, but he simply held the food out of reach.
‘I wouldn’t want you to strain that arm, Pixie,’ he said innocently, knocking her hands away and pushing the grapes against her lips.
Her eyes shot daggers at him, but she opened her lips and took the grapes he offered watching him carefully as she chewed and swallowed. Rory’s eyes lowered to her lips. They were moistened with juice from the fruit, and unable to resist, he leaned over the plate and licked it off of her.
He gave her every opportunity to turn away, but she didn’t. She sat stone still, whether it was from shock or arousal, he couldn’t tell. Then her eyes slid shut and a nervous breath tumbled from her lips. He resisted the urge to place a hand between her breasts, knowing that the skin would be warm and soft and her heart would thunder beneath it.
She was sweet, just as he knew she would be.
When he pulled away she shook her head, as though trying to regain her sanity.
‘I’m sure you have duties to attend. You don’t have to babysit me,’ she said, her voice squeaking.
‘Babysit? I am not in the habit of brutalizing children, Kali,’
A look of exasperation crossed her face. ‘I meant watch over me, Captain Frost–,’
‘Rory,’
‘Rory, I am in no position to escape,’ she said, gesturing to the chains about her ankles.
‘You’re not, but I do not trust you not to try, and it’s rather late. I’ve retired for the evening,’ he said, holding some salted meat to her lips. She glared at him over the food as she chewed. It wasn’t half bad, but it made her thirsty. As though reading her mind, he pressed a metal goblet into her hand.
Kali had dealt with cases of date rape. She wouldn’t put it past the Pirate to try and drug her.
Rory stared at her a minute, then he yanked the goblet from her fingers and took a long sip, his handsome throat and Adam’s apple working as he swallowed, proving to her that it wasn’t poisoned.
‘Drink!’ he snapped, pressing it back into her hand.
Kali jerked it from his hand and took a slow sip, surprised at how good the wine was. She took a second healthy gulp, steeling herself against whatever Captain Frost had planned for her. She had every confidence in her fighting abilities, but not when her feet were weighted down and fastened less than a foot apart.
She gave the goblet back to him and quietly finished the offered meal, relieved that he didn’t insist on feeding her again. It was too intimate. She didn’t care for him watching her as she did, but there wasn’t much she could do about that.
‘I don’t suppose you’d consider releasing these?’ she asked politely.
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In Which the Lady Esme Winterblossom, By This Time Most Firmly Resolved To a Life of Sapphic Piratehood and Utter Unladylike Dissolution Aboard the Vessel of Miranda, Makes a New Friend Among Miranda's Captives, Endures Battle at Sea and The Loss of One Most Dear To Her, and Receives a Surprising Honor From the Infamous Miranda Herself September 8, 17-- Dear Diarie, My most sincere apologies for not writing to you these last weeks, but my adventures aboard the ship of Miranda and her crew...
The next morning it was clear with the bright yellow sun rising behind the ship as she made her way west. The wind had not changed during the night and when the log was thrown she was making nine knots. The captain called for divisions after eight bells. When all the men assembled on deck, Amelia with her new shorter hair and dressed in her new ship’s boy togs stood next to the captain on the quarterdeck, the captain called out the first lieutenant. ‘Mr. Jeffries, is the ship’s company...
I slid the report into the proper file just as he walked into the room. Dennis Butz stood there wearing his three-piece suit, looking as handsome and charming as any man could. But I was not to be tamed by his charm. "Hello, Linda," he said with a friendly grin. "Judge Herns isn't in today," I replied back in a frosty tone. "I'm not here to see her." "My plane leaves in less then an hour Dennis, what do you want?" I slammed the file drawer shut and walked past him to my desk...
My name is Michael Brent Mason and I was born on a large farm. The problem was it was on Barburas, which is a pirate world. So my dad taught me how to fight and shoot, he also taught me about piloting and engineering which was what he had been. He had a secret that he shared with me when I was eighteen and ready to leave. When he was a pirate many years before there had been an old alien space wreck. They had checked it more because they were bored than anything else. Anyway dad had found a...
At the rate Stanly was going, he would soon become the major ship owner on the west coast. He had to figure out a good use for all the ships he captured from the pirates. He would soon have one of the largest navies in the world! The problem was that he didn't have the sailors to man the ships. Once a sailor got to California, all he wanted to do was head for the gold fields. Well, Stanly thought he'd work on the problem, but, right now, there was the more interesting problem of attacking...
When I came around, I was still lying under that purple thing. The armed and fully armor suited men were close now holding their weapons ready pointing them at my friends. The bearded dark skinned man wearing a battle suit of unknown origin argued with Cardwell. “I want you to open those Translocator storages now. We do not have much time.” Cardwell barked back and pointed at me. “I told you that two command codes are needed to open them, the only one able doing that was killed by your...
The following story is going to be at least a 10-parter, with each chapter in a different category. If you enjoy this story, I’m afraid you’ll have to go find each part. Hope it’s worth it. Part 1: Non-Erotic. Part 2: First Time Part 3: Loving Wives Part 4: Exhib & Voy Part 5: Lesbian Part 6: Interracial Part 7: Letters and Transcripts William was beside himself. How could that bastard do that to Charlotte? And poor Charlotte. Her last entry had been in March. It was now mid-September. That...
THE PIRATE She stood in the tiny cabin, looking out the windows, towards the horizon, towards the smoking, sinking wreck of a ship. Then she moved her head, looking about the tiny cabin, noticing his bed hanging from ropes, swinging slowly back and forth. She noticed his desk, the single chair. She noticed a carpet, frayed and worn, upon the deck. She looked again out of the windows at the smoking sinking wreck of the ship. Once she sat at the captains’ table. Once she strolled on...
HMS Brilliant has been in the South China sea for the last few months carrying out anti piracy operations. The duties like those of the blockade around the Balkan states was becoming tedious. Lieutenant Liz Hall was detailed to lead a four man team from the Brilliant to the Tanker "Siam Xan Xai" it was early evening. The tanker had departed Singapore the day before and was bound for SongKhla, Thailand. She hated duties like this. The Captain had an attitude about Women in the Navy, He always...
I know what you’re thinking. What happened to Earth? Was it blown up by aliens, you’re thinking. Nope. Hell, after the few humans that managed to escape and found other suitable planets to live on only a few had aliens AND they called the humans aliens, most were hostile, some nice, and only two races annihilated everyone. But that was decades ago. Now just about everything is half or part human or has some sort of connection with the human race. Not only because humans fall in love with...
The pirate sloop Phantom had begun life as the French ship Epée born in the shipyards of Marseille. The Epée had been built for speed, in order to run the blockades of the British navy. Although she was lightly armed, with only six nine-pound cannon, she was light and under full sail ran fast on the bowline. One night she had been anchored in Port-De-France on Martinique, with most of her crew ashore celebrating their escape from the British fleet, a group of out of work sailors, led by an...
Diary of a dark haired beauty as she roams across the ocean to the New World. (Pirate Era) Diary of Anne Breckinridge part 3Part III The days passed slowly and one day like the others William visited me bearing the same old bread and water, along with his lustful needs. I did as before and pleased him with my mouth, as was his favorite taste of fornication. I was moving my lips faster along his manhood when I heard his moaning become more incessant and he began panting slightly, just then a...
Love StoriesThe Monster Island Sea was largely ignored by the great naval powers of the world. It was too far away and too dangerous. The Canine Empire was far to the west, the Feline Theocracy began leagues to the east and the Equine Collective positioned far to the north. The sea had temptation though. Each of the three powers denied engaging in any trade with one another but if for whatever reason they did want to send a merchant vessel or two, perhaps carrying silk, spice or salt, then the Monster...
FantasyDr Sabina Harding is not like any doctor you will meet. For a start, she is quite young to be a doctor, only twenty-five. She is a beautiful, a strikingly good looking woman. She has long black hair and beautiful brown eyes. She is well groomed and well dressed.From a young age, Sabina was influenced by many game and movie heroes. Fictitious characters like Lara Croft and Indiana Jones had a profound effect on her. As a result, she learned many subjects and many languages. From the age of...
NovelsThe ship rocked gently as it floated leisurely through the southern sea. Melinda could feel the sway even as she sat at the table in the captains quarters.The Pirate captain, she reminded herself.The pirate who had k**napped her and was holding her for ransom; who, for some unknown reason had invited her to dinner in his cabin. Truth be told, she had been treated well since her capture. She had been fed well, not harmed except for some rough handling and a little teasing as she was brought on...
Beth slowly rose up to stand in front of both the groups who were seated around the usual table, waiting expectantly. She looked at Jason and started speaking. “Firstly, I would like to say how sorry I am about what happened to Razza. We saw on the surveillance in the room what was occurring, but it took us ten minutes to assemble our forces to take the building. Razza was clearly heroic, diving in front of Jason to save him from being shot. Jason your powers are singularly...
Captain Joseph McFadden, the man hired by Stanly to captain the Elizabeth, was a firebrand when in a fight, but was cool and calculating when presented with a sailing problem. In between the two extremes, he was a good fellow and the best kind of leader for his men. Everybody liked him, but, also, everybody obeyed him without hesitation. He and Stanly held a meeting aboard the Elizabeth to discuss their next move. They planned to take on the smaller of the two remaining pirate gangs the...
The pirate captain slammed the door behind him as he entered his cabin, his thick, leather boots planted firmly on the gently rocking floorboards. He wore a frilly shirt, a pirate captain's hat, a kilt, and baggy leather pants to his boots. He was still a little sweaty from battle, and there was a hungry look in his eye as he surveyed his captive. She was a barmaid from the town he has just sacked, and her ankles were loosely chained, facing away from him. She turned as he entered, and now...
At breakfast, Jack remembered to ask Mom about borrowing a pair of boots. "I don't wear pirate boots." Mom answered with an arched look that fell between outrage and humor. But she remembered being young enough that fashion was important. "I suppose my brown boots could be folded down. But the heel is a bit high on those." "That's ok." Jack remained nonchalant. "I'm the only one in my class that doesn't wear high heels all the time." "I've seen some of the little tramps in...
" ... And the previous reports have been confirmed, the forecasts of that PFF that's been projected has been verified. Parents are advised to keep adolescent males out of doors and away from windows. Stores are reporting record sales of erectile dysfunction drugs as..." But Lisa passed out of earshot of the female announcer on the radio. Not that it mattered to her anyway. She was past that, she was a modern pixie, in control. Not like the others. Lisa sighed to calm her nerves,...
Sera stood in his room and took stock of his situation. They had just five minutes until they had to leave for the party, having the hike up to the Neville estate to reach their destination. Sera only knew the host by a vague one off when Thomas had introduced them over the summer. Generally Sera found Thomas's friends a little dull, though this party, by it's very nature, proved that this was not the case here. Fancy dress was not something that Sera was often drawn to. He was a pirate....
Randi's Vacation Randi woke up to his alarm and quickly silenced it. A quick glance to his left confirmed the Denise was already up. She almost always got up before him preferring some extra time between getting ready for work and needing to walk out the door. He preferred to have enough time to get ready, eat and go. He walked to the bathroom which was right in the master bedroom. The condo they bought was a bit extravagant but provided plenty of room and they could afford it on...
Hum dono abhi bhi nange hi thay. Chalte chalte usne paad maari. Uski gaand mein abhi bhi haddi akti hui thi. Nadi kinare, jhadiyon ke bich usko bithaya. “Hug le saali madarchod. Kab se paad rahi jai bhosdiki.” Woh hugne lagi. Uski gaand se haddi nikal gayi. Uski garam moot ki dhaar mere pairo pe giri. “Saali maderjaat! Mere pairon pe mootegi. Saali raand muh khol,” main uske muh mein mootne laga. Lavda uske gale mein ghus kar mootne laga. Maine apni tange faila di aur wahi khade khade hugne...
Time comes in cycles for pirates, one decade we fight to take a ship and during others we have managed to stun the crews. There are four types of merchant ships, runners which carry a small cargo but travel very fast. Merchant ships which are still fast but have a large cargo hold. Cargo ships which are slow and have up to six large cargo holds. Last is the freighter which is even slower but has a dozen huge cargo holds. They are the only ones that can not land on a planet. Plus they tend to...
The first thing I did when we got back to Jayport was to order all of the cargo ships careened and scraped. Every one of them would have to row west from Jayport to Rocky Point, the headland that marked the south-west corner of Hunter Island. They may be fat, and they may be pigs, but they could be a lot faster pigs. It may only be fifty or sixty miles, but there was no reason for them to wallow the whole way. After that, they may be able to sail on a reach northward, using the easterly...
In Which Miss Esme Winterblossom, Having Ascended To The Post of Captain Aboard The Ship of The Late Miranda, And Finding Her Reign Of Brigandry Likely To Be Cut Short By The Loss of Sailing Wind And, Thus, Probable Death From Thirst At Sea, Makes An Astounding Discovery September 13, 17-- Captain's Log, For four days we have been becalmed in this beastly Sargasso Sea. I grow most Weary of the stench of the seaweed, which hangs on us due to the lack of wind. At first, the crew saw this...
The sun is setting...I groan softly.As it often does these days my mind wanders. My life has become so different from what it used to be that I still sometimes find it hard to believe. We are taught many things as we are growing up. Humanity has learned so much about the universe we have deluded ourselves into thinking we understand far more than we do.Humans have progressed steadily from the beginning.Wrong.There is no magic.Wrong.The truth is that humanity as risen to peaks before. We have...
Mera naam Rudra hai. Ek number ka harami aur besharam. Mera dimaag mere lavde mein hai, jo saala har waqt chudai ke liye uchalte rehta hai. Kasarati badan jo ghanto tak lavde ka saath deta hai. Waise toh bachpan se hi kaafi chudai ki hai. Lekin yeh wali sabse achi wali, ya yeh kahu ki sab se gandi wali hai. Main tab 30 saal ka tha. Shaadi hui nahi thi. Ghar mein rehta hi nahi tha. Naukri hi aisi thi ke sheher-sheher gaon-gaon bhatakna padta tha. Peshe se ek civil engineer, jiski degree paiso se...
A Pirate tale A long time ago, the kingdom of Spain ruled much of what we call now Central America and the Caribbean. Their domination was opposed by the British, but not using the Navy, no. The British used pirates. There have been many tales written of those times, and this may not be the strangest .... At the docks of the great city of London, a young man moves carefully, occasionally looking at a piece of paper he carries. The docks are a place of bustle and noise, which...
HistoricalEven though I had little medical knowledge, my time serving in the Devi’s sick bay and getting basic med training at the Academy I was helping with the triage of wounded and somehow remembered Dr. Dwyer my old Nilfeheim doctor as I derma-patched an eleven year old’s scrape wounds he had suffered falling while running and hiding inside an service crawl. The Casualty numbers were depressing. “943 dead among them many civilians and 1532 wounded of which more than 500 were very critical. Over...
The next day, their parents didn't notice anything odd. The twins aways spoke in half phrases. They always seemed to be laughing at a joke that no one else knew. But Jim noticed right away. Halfway to school he stopped walking. "Ok, you two! Give! What's the deal-e-oh?" They exchanged a look. "Don't say nothing! You guys only do that look thing when something big's up and you've been doing it since yesterday afternoon." "Seriously, dude..." John started. " ... we just learned...
By the time they got home, John had an idea. His health class had discussed the movie "Jackass" and some of the things the guys did there. When the term "homoerotic" was explained, Jim and John had a hard time not looking at each other - although it had far more specific meaning to John. But the movie discussion suggested that boys could enjoy sticking thing up their butts just like girls liked sticking things in their pussies and John had an idea what. Jack knew John was planing...