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We begin our story in search of Jane Bondage, the most prized agent in her Majesty's secret service. Queen Lezbeth sent out most of her entire force in the search for her.
You see, Jane retired a few years ago to a location unknown to everyone to avoid her powerful enemies as well as AT&T telemarketers.
The world was in desperate need of her now more than ever as the evil Dr. John Covid spread his bug throughout the world.
The evil Doctor had sprung many of his accomplices from prison. Their names were known worldwide: Iwantka Yourdick, Sir Hugo Drano, Eric Smellyfinger, and Melanie Octopuss.
He also freed a few of his henchmen: Mini Peepee, Odd Blowjob, and Mr. Fatass.
They all hated Jane Bondage.
The Queen grew tired of her agents, not finding Jane as the Doctor kept spreading his disease. It was personal for Her Majesty since her wrists still bore ligature marks from her encounter with Jane in the Tower of London dungeon. She finally sent out Miss Pennyless, agent QT, and the other letters of the alphabet, agents X, Y, and Z.
Miss Pennyless finally found Jane in Jamaica, mon. She was singing at a local club with Ziggy Marley doing some of the classic reggae songs of his father, Bob. They sang 'Jammin' and 'Stir it up' to name a few.
Through a haze of sweet ganja smoke, Jane was shocked to hear of the pandemic and invited Miss Pennyless back to her place to pack after first stopping for chocolate and Twinkies.
She watched Jane pack her ropes, handcuffs, and other assorted devices.
Miss Pennyless asked, “Why do you need all of those things?”
Jane replied, “I'm glad you asked.”
The next thing Miss Pennyless knew, she was cuffed and gagged on Jane's bed.
Jane took off the gag only so she could ride Miss Pennyless’s face until she came. With her makeup smeared as she had just watched a chick flick marathon, the restrained woman half-heartedly tugged on the expertly tied ropes, happy they didn't loosen.
Jane was not named Bondage without reason.
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Arriving back at secret headquarters (at least that is what the billboard said outside "Secret Headquarters"), Jane was briefed by agent QT. She was informed of John Covid's plans to kill off all his enemies even if it meant killing some friendlys.
She was handed a file on each of John’s accomplices, opening each one carefully then reading about her prey.
Iwantka Yourdick would spread the disease by fucking as many as possible, and once they had the disease, they became carriers. She was in New York.
Sir Hugo Drano filled bottles of Drano with the disease and sold them on eBay as regular Drano. He had been seen in Kentucky. The last place one might expect to find him since Kentucky has little if any indoor plumbing and outhouses require Drano as rarely as Clint Howard makes a bearable movie.
Eric Smellyfinger would stick his finger in his ass then go around shaking hands with unsuspecting people. Eric was in Africa.
Melanie Octopuss had eight slits known to frequent high society parties and allowed the partygoers to pick a slit and fuck it. She was somewhere in Russia.
Mini Peepee was always by the evil Doctor's side and was believed to be in Florida somewhere.
Odd Blowjob was gay, and do we need to explain how he passed on the disease? He was in the orient; it was rumored.
Mr. Fatass would eat beans and gas all the people around him with his gas chamber. He was located somewhere in the United Kingdom.
Jane sat back in her chair with a look of dismay on her face. She was wondering where to begin.
She decided to do some globetrotting before heading to the USA to take care of all the USA's villains.
She went to Africa first to find Smellyfinger.
She found him on a safari where he offered handshakes to wild animals (Eric was not too bright).
Jane waited until dusk to implement her plan. She came into his camp dressed in a tight leopard bikini, purring as she strutted towards Eric.
His eyes popped out of his head, and his penis, which he called his 'spitting cobra', stiffened in his pants.
Stammering like Bob Newhart, Eric asked, “Who are you, and why are you here?” He couldn't take his bulging eyes off her spots—especially the wet ones.
Jane replied, "I am the leopard of Africa, and I come to bring you pleasure."
Eric said, “If you insist.”
She danced in the flames of the bonfire, removing her bikini. Eric could hardly sit still. She got behind him and tied his hands, careful not to touch his pungent fingers.
She removed his pants, exposing his penis. A gust of wind came up, and Eric exploded his load all over the bonfire, nearly putting it out.
She had him right where she wanted him. As she noticed hundreds of tsetse flies thrashing in his sperm, screaming, "Help me!", she explained to him, "I am Agent sixty-nine, Jane Bondage, and you are under arrest for spreading your disease."
Suddenly, a loud thundering herd of water buffaloes came stampeding through camp. Jane climbed a tree, but the cloud of dust obscured her view of Eric. When the dust cleared, there was no sign of the evildoer.
Jane searched for the grasslands but had no luck. She postponed her search as night fell.
The next morning, Jane found Eric dead. He had stuck his finger up his ass as the water buffaloes were trampling him. The local mortician could wipe neither the smile off his face nor the stench from his finger. Thus the closed coffin.
Jane next went to the airport to search for Melanie Octopuss.
She found her working at a whorehouse. Her pimp was Valsic Pootin.
Jane was thinking high society to a whorehouse. Things must have taken a downturn for Melanie. Or perhaps a step up if it was DC society.
Jane needed a disguise, so she dressed as a man, putting on one of her many strapons. Jane was met at the whorehouse by Mr. Pootin. They settled on the price so she could have Melanie all by herself.
Jane knew this would be tricky with eight slits for her to contend with. It would be like fucking Mom Kardashian.
Jane blindfolded Melanie and then used her handcuffs, so she was powerless unless her slits were of the dreaded 'snapping' variety. Melanie, growing tired of waiting, said, "Let's see what you're packing." Jane untied the blindfold then slammed her large toy on the bedside table. Her eight slits were covered by a bush so dense it was trimmed by roadside cleanup crews.
Jane waved her imposing tool in Melanie's face and said in a phony, deep baritone, "Call me Big Ben."
"I'll call you 'Biggest Ben' if you prefer."
Jane had a special button on her strapon, which would feel like cum ejaculating but was an anti-virus formula that rendered Melanie ineffective in the spread of the disease. She only hoped Dr. Fauci's autograph on the long, thick schlong didn't give her plan away.
Jane slid her strapon in the first slit, and Melanie began moaning. Jane pumped and pumped, filling Melanie with the anti-virus.
Melanie began screaming, "Please fuck all my slits. Treat me like the dirty whore I am." Jane was happy to oblige, filling her with the medicine. Jane suddenly felt homesick for the UK since, in her aroused state, Melanie smelled like fish and chips without the chips.
Jane took off her disguise and told her, "I am Jane Bondage, and you are under arrest for spreading your disease, which I have now made ineffective."
Jane grabbed her and was headed out the door when Mr. Pootin stopped them, asking, "Where the hell do think you're taking Melanie?"
Jane grabbed her other pair of cuffs and had him cuffed before he could utter another word.
She flew them both back to Queen Lezbeth where they would stand trial for their misdeeds.
Jane was now off to apprehend Mr. Fatass.
She stopped by HQ first to get a few items, most importantly a heavy-duty gas mask and a poisonous odor sensor like they use at Taco Bell. She also retrieved a Zippo lighter.
"I didn't know you smoked? Do you want a fag?" Pennyless enquired.
"No. We'll get to Odd Blowjob later. The lighter is a surprise Q Section made for me. I'll show you when the time is right." Now their search resumed.
It was not hard to find him. Jane checked with local groceries to see who had sold the most beans. There were two of them located up north.
Jane headed north, and her smell sensor located the odious scent of Mr. Fatass in a men's room.
Even with her gas mask, she could still smell him and thought to herself, "I have done many things for God and country, but there is no way I am getting close enough to tie him up." That would be even worse than that Wham concert she attended with Prince Andrew.
Jane decided to reverse the ventilation in the men's room, and Mr. Fatass choked and died on his fumes. The place stunk worse than a Ringo Starr drum solo.
Next, she was off to the orient to find Odd Blowjob.
This proved to be extremely hard for her. She checked all the local gay hangouts in country after country with no sign of Odd Blowjob. However, she heard lots of George Michael songs as well as learning a few new dance moves. All involving bending over and grabbing one's ankles. At least she hoped it was a dance.
It finally struck her that maybe he was in North Korea. Sure enough, she found him living under the protection of Kim Jon-mmmmmm.
Odd Blowjob would fly in and out of North Korea, hitting as many gay bars as he could then fly back to his protection.
Jane was perplexed on what to do as she could not get into North Korea and did not have the resources to watch every plane flying out. She called HQ for help, and Miss Pennyless suggested that she dress like Valsic Pootin and call Kim Jon-mmmmmm to ask for a meeting and hope he brought Odd Blowjob with him.
Her disguise worked perfectly, and Odd Blowjob was at the meeting. The pseudo-Mr. Pootin asked Mr. Jon-mmmmmm, "Who's the handsome fellow with you?”
He replied, “This is Mr. Blowjob. He has more undercover talents than your KGB. Would you like to find out those talents, Mr. Pootin?”
Jane nodded, and they retreated to the lavish palace bedroom.
She undid her fly and out popped an eight-inch rubber dong. Blowjob being a little farsighted, instantly started sucking on the dong like it was a chilidog outside a Tastee Freeze.
Jane had installed the same type of button she used on Melanie with the same anti-virus imitation cum.
Blowjob sucked and sucked, and Jane kept squirting the fake cum into his mouth. She had two quarts of the anti-virus, but the quantity dropped faster than Madonna's panties on a Motel Six casting couch.
Odd Blowjob started turning blue, suffocating from all the fake cum. Jane pumped on his belly, but it was too late. He died from an overdose of artificial cum. But, damn, his teeth were whiter than ever.
She snuck out the backdoor. Ironically, it was usually the backdoor being entered with the deceased Mr. Blowjob.
On her flight back, she found out that Kim Jon-mmmmmm had a bounty out on Valsic Pootin's head. Jane was also informed that Sir Hugo Drano had died by a lethal injection of Lysol that he tried on himself.
The virus had slowed with all of Jane's efforts across the globe except in the USA, where the evil Doctor was still running loose with a couple of his evildoers, spreading more disease than a five-dollar hooker.
She flew into New York expecting to find Iwantka Yourdick to discover she had fled to the Evil Doctor's lair in Florida, which was now the world's virus-spreading capital. Using her diplomatic passport Jane and Pennyless were able to next fly into the Orlando Airport and from there to the Homeland Security checkpoint where they encountered an older, elegant British inspector, looking like Helen Mirren, who began thoroughly searching their luggage.
She was a little old to be a 'Bondage girl,' but Jane knew they could use her AARP discount at select restaurants.
The search came to an abrupt halt as the tall, slender Brit inspector held up Jane's red, slender feeldoe. "What's all this then? A weapon of mass destruction?"
Pennyless giggled, chiming in, "More like a weapon of ASS destruction in my experience."
Ms. Treacher, the inspector, was prepared to call for security when Jane leaned closer, her surgical mask inches from the sexy older woman. Planning to distract her, Jane pressed a switch on the mask that released a fine spray of Spanish Fly directly into Ms. Treacher's nostrils before she could say, "Oh, Dios Mio!" Within seconds the potent aphrodisiac had her getting very friendly with her billy club.
Before drawing a crowd, Jane suggested the trio retreat to an interrogation room. Behind locked doors, she placed her Union Jack ballgag in her newest conquest's mouth then bent her over the desk. Using hand sanitizer as lube, she eased the feeldoe into her tight bum as Miss Pennyless kissed the whimpering woman softly. Jane leaned over her back and growled into her ear, "I'm gonna do to you what Boris Johnson has been doing to the UK since taking office."
With that political commentary, Jane began pounding Ms.Treacher energetically like a Sex Pistols concert. It was challenging for the older woman to appear elegant with eight-inches of rubber stuffed up her formerly tight ass. The feeldoe was also having the desired effect on Jane. The pair climaxed simultaneously while crooning the Beatles' iconic "Come together."
The appreciative but sore woman gave Jane an official Fast Pass, which allowed Jane to travel rapidly through any airport security and Disney World. But it was time to get back on the case, which had her now singing "Get Back" before realizing this wasn't a musical.
Jane knew that all three criminals would be together in the Sunshine State: the evil Doctor, Mini Peepee, and Iwantka Yourdick.
She came up with a brilliant idea. She had a few dozen shirts made that said 'Henchmen.' She put one on, then passed out the rest to the guards and told them this was their new attire as per the evil Doctor.
One of the guards summed it up, succinctly, "What will that asshole think of next?" Jane had to laugh at the homage to her all-time favorite comedy.
With this clever disguise, the spy could come and go without detection. Her plan was now to set up Iwantka Yourdick and Mini Peepee. This plan was interrupted when two shirtless guards gave chase. Calmly, Jane flicked her mysterious Zippo, tossing it at them. As it soared over them, it transformed into a Mini Cooper and fell. Pinning them to the ground.
"Do you need to get something off your chest," she asked the squashed guards using a witty retort she learned in spy school. Without waiting for polite laughter, she resumed her search.
She found Mini taking a bath and told him Iwantka wanted to see him immediately.
He grabbed his robe and asked Jane,” What is the emergency?”
Jane whispered to him, “You promise not to tell anyone?" He nodded.
She said, “Iwantka is hot for you and wants you badly.”
They arrived at her door, and Jane told him, "A word of caution, go slow with Iwantka. She may act like she does not want you, but that's just part of her fantasy."
Jane scurried off to get the evil Doctor so he could catch them in the act.
She burst into his room, where he was masturbating to a cheap video of a porn star named Steamy.
Jane told him, “You must come quick.”
He looked at Jane and started masturbating faster and told her, “I am going as fast as I can.”
Jane rolled her eyes and told him, "I mean, come with me."
He looked at her and said, “You better start masturbating as I am just about to come.” The evil Doctor shot his load all over his television.
Jane said, “Please, just follow me.”
With the evil Doctor in tow, Jane ran down the hallway to Iwantka’s room. She threw open the door, and sure enough, Mini was getting a blowjob from Iwantka.
She now knew why he was named Mini Peepee. Jane was not sure how you could suck a one-inch pecker, but Iwantka gave it everything she had. It was like she was eating a cocktail weenie at a Super Bowl party.
The evil Doctor’s face grew red and hot as lava.
He looked at Jane and said, “Get the fuck out of here.”
Jane complied but listened through the bedroom door, and all hell was breaking loose. She heard a crash through the bedroom window, and the evil Doctor had thrown Mini Peepee out the window from three floors up.
Mini splatted on an Acme garbage truck that was en route to the landfill.
Jane heard Iwantka screaming, and as much as she disliked her, she was not going to let the evil Doctor abuse her, so she burst through the door and slapped her handcuffs on the evil Doctor first, then Iwantka.
She then identified herself as agent sixty-nine, Jane Bondage, and placed both under arrest.
The Doctor just laughed at Jane and asked her, “How do you think you are getting us out of here? I have hundreds of well-trained henchmen standing guard.”
Jane smiled and said, “I have just the right thing to get you both out of here.”
She pulled out a tiny Acme rocket developed by agents X, Y, and Z with the Acme company's cooperation.
She followed the instructions, which said just add water. Within a minute, the rocket had grown to where it could fit two people inside.
She shoved John Covid and Iwantka Yourdick inside the rocket, lit the fuse, and engaged its homing device.
Jane flew back to meet with Queen Lezbeth and find out when the trial for those two would be.
The Queen was most grateful for Jane and all she had done and wanted to award her the Victoria Cross, although Jane would have preferred Victoria's Secret.
Jane told her, "I do not want that kind of reward, but I would like to help all countries work together and help all those who need help across the world with this disease."
The Queen said, "That is very noble of you, and I will do everything I can." Then she asked, "Did you engage the homing device on the rocket?"
Jane answered, "Yes, why do you ask?"
The Queen said. "I was afraid of that. You see, they put the wrong homing device in the rocket, and if you look up in the sky at night, you can see the rocket orbiting the moon, so the evil Doctor and Iwantka will be up there forever.”
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We hope you enjoyed our story and to those who have had Covid or a loved one or friend who has we are both profoundly sorry and hope for their speedy recovery.
We know it is not funny and people are dying from it.
We just thought a laugh might help everyone get through these tough times.
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