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The first time I saw the woman I remember fondly now as the Countess she was causing quite a stir in the train station. I had been dozing in my seat waiting for the train to finish its slow crawl into the Amsterdam terminal after making the 300 mile trip from Kaiserslautern, Germany, where I was stationed. The windows in my coach were open as it was a warm May afternoon. A nice steady breeze caressed the crowded terminal. I was flush with poker winnings from my bunk mates in K-town and I was in Amsterdam to visit the art museums, eat some real food and get laid, not necessarily in that order. It was my second trip there, the first on my own, and I primarily looked forward to revisiting the red light district.
This was already submitted on my account of the same name on literotica.com '...' =thoughts **...POV** = Point of View change. Chapter 3 *Part 7* "So this is how you deal with break up's Shell? Killing things?" I say mockingly as I pull my dagger out of the last of the Daemons we were tracking, brushing the blood off onto my jeans. The reason we kill Daemon's is because they consume human's souls. Innocent human souls, at least the bad Daemon's do. The good ones can...
Chapter Twenty-Four - Other Partners Only a simple action required, open front door with your key and a twist on the knob; Laura’s persona changed from wife of Dan to mistress of her other home, her home with Greg. Less than two hours before, she woke up beside her husband, made coffee in the kitchen, showered in their bathroom, and pulled a simple shift over her head for dress. She kissed Dan as she handed over his first morning cup of coffee, and watched him take his first few sips. Turning...
CuckoldWe have finished our final exams and there's nothing left to do, so you have given us some quiet reading time. Most of the other people in class are quietly talking to each other but all I can do is stare at you. You're leaning back in your chair reading. It's a very warm June and you have unbuttoned your blouse just down low enough that I can see a little cleavage. Your feet are up on your desk giving me a wonderful view of your legs. You're concentrating on your book and you have...
I've been dating my girlfriend for a couple of years now. We are in our third year of college. I knew she had slept around a lot before we started dating. It made me jealous but also turned me on. Sometimes when we fuck I make her tell me about fucking another guy. I make her tell me about their cocks and about a specific fuck she had with them. As soon as she starts telling me about them I can't help but cum. She had invited me over this afternoon because she 'wanted to talk'. I thought I was...
Cheating WifesBy PABLO DIABLO Copyright 2019 CHAPTER 1 Jill, Dakota, John, Mom and I all got up about 4 am. We showered and dressed. Everyone had packed before going to bed. It always amazed me that for less than 48 hours all the ladies had at least two pieces of luggage. Fred was ready for all of us with a stretch limo. He stood there stoically holding the rear door open for us and having the trunk open and waiting. Sammy and Bobby were also up and made each of us an egg sandwich. They had coffee...
Tonto told the entire family gathered in the mess hall, "I've several reports to share with you and since we've all been working so hard thought that this would be a good time for some good news and a relaxing break from the daily grind. The kitchen is open, order up food or beverages as you wish. "First, the Darjee at KTT have relayed a message from the Behemoth Bounty. All is well aboard the ship and they are making slightly better time now that they don't have the Confederacy crew...
I'm Suzy, and I've been married to my husband David for 15 years. I'm currently 35, 5'10, 140lbs, have shoulder length brown hair, brown eyes, and measures 38-28-38". David is 38, 5'11", 175lbs, has blonde hair, blue eyes and has a 7" cock. Five years ago we started spicing up our sex life by visiting sex sites online, visiting adult video stores and renting their movies. We also agreed to try what each other wanted at least once.The first time that we involved someone else, was at a adult...
It was Lauren's 18th Birthday, and our basketball team was throwing a sleepover party to celebrate. We were holding it at my house because my aunt was the coach of the team. Lauren had been our star player since her sophmore year, and our coach wanted to do something special for her. I wasn't technically on the team, it was more of a watergirl job, but i still had bragging rights to getting to spend my saturday night with some of our school's most popular girls. It was June, so graduation was...
LesbianI love to get fucked in all positions. But if I had to choose one position as my favorite over all the others, I would choose riding. Me on top. Cowboy. Riding him face to face.My choice is based on a few things. Riding a dick is one of the positions that allow me to take the most dick inside me. This is most important to any size obsessed bottom, and I am definitely a size obsessed bottom. All you bottoms like me who are custom made to take on the size XL tops know the feeling of pleasure and...
This is about my first time as a submissive sissy with another crossdresser. This was also was also my first anal with a real cock...which happened to be 8+ inches long, thick and as I figured out later also on viagra.At that time I was cross dressing occasionally wearing stockings and knickers. I had sucked cock twiceand although I had played with toys I never had a real cock in me., it was something that was scary to me but at the same time I was craving it. I kept fantasizing about being...
The next few months went by in a blur. Studying for and taking final exams, finalizing plans for my last summer break, and then my new life come August. Linda and I made several calls to Kim and her parents to narrow down our stay. We had decided that the last week of June and the first week of July would be best, which would give us about a week and a half not counting drive time. Then right before graduation it was the seven of us going to the Memorial Day convention near LAX. This time I...
My slutty Boss had brought me a pile of paperwork to my desk that late afternoon. She said I should finish all the task before leaving.I had asked Barbara to leave early; I was alone at home, Victor away in a long business trip; but anyway, I wanted to be home alone, have a nice shower and relax… just by myself…But this slut witch first yelled at me angrily; she then begged me to do her the favor and finally she kissed me passionately, saying I was the best assistant she had ever had; so, she...
Well, try as I might, it appeared that I was powerless to stop the weekend from coming round again. I clearly wasn't going to acquire the ability to interrupt the space-time-continuum by sitting in my bedroom watching Dr Who and Back to the Future. Once more it was Saturday morning and, once more, I was expected at the salon to fulfil my loosely defined duties as the salon assistant. It seemed that I was being employed not just to do general errand running and some menial salon based...
“George!” He flinched, and turned around to face his mom. His mom was wearing a white skirt that fluttered when she walked, and it was right above her knees, Her shirt was a pink low-cut v-neck that plunges lower than it ought to. Her deep red hair flowed around her as she walked over to him and patted him from head to foot, to feel the level of wetness he had accumulated outside. She brushed past his zipper when she was checking. George felt a strange tingling in that area. He looked...
The next morning they slept in. That was one of the advantages of a townhouse, they didn’t have to get up and do yardwork. The young couple were basking in the glow of last night’s sex. For some reason Stephanie was getting turned on thinking about Chris showing Sean her nude pictures. She thought it was hot that Chris showed her nudes to someone else even if it was her friend’s husband. She reached over to find Chris was already hard. She mounted him for a leisurely morning fuck. The next day,...
Cuckold"Are you sure this is the right floor Tina?" you ask your friend as you walk therough the dimly lit bookshelves in the second sub-basement of the Universitys Library. You can't remember ever having been this far down in the Library. "Yes John, this is where they keep all of the really old books. I'll ace this History essay if I use the original texts." Your best friend suddenly squealed as something caught her eye. "Wait here John!" then she ran off between the shelves. Finding yourself alone...
FantasyFollows on a few hours after our mornings liaison with the housekeeper at our hotel. All the names apart from our good friends Manus and Sara have been changed and Jay helped me to remember the dialogue. Jay sat in front of the mirror in the hotel room applying her makeup and dressed in her bed robe while I had a shave in the bathroom. After Kylie had left us earlier we had taken a stroll up to Waterloo station and had a bite to eat before Jay decided that she wanted a new dress to wear that...
Less than a minute later, Marcel grunted, "Gonna cum! Take it! Drink my jizz!" and hunched himself while he delivered a load into Beverly's sucking mouth. Beverly sucked it down greedily -- it was good stuff, right? Her handler said so ... It was kind of clumpy and salty and had an odd aftertaste, but her handler whispered, "It's protein -- good for you! Suck it down. Keep working on the cock -- it's real sensitive right now, so you're adding to his fun -- and you KNOW you want to do...
That weekend’s detention was the usual slow dragging mass of a day. Unfortunately I was out of luck as Ms. Evans the Biology teacher was not invigilating the class. Strangely enough I appeared to be the only one who arrived for detention. I look at Ms. Parker who sat directly ahead of me as she earlier on had f***ed me to sit there. I glance at her petite figure. Her breasts were large and fantasies flooded my brains dry field of thought. Her cleavage was exposed thus being a bit too much...
Custody By Dauphin [email protected] This may not be the real way a court case works, but imagine it is. At the end there is a poll, where you can decide what you would do as the judge. You can leave comments why you have made your choice... good luck Characters: J: Judge DL: Lawyer for the Father ML: Lawyer for the mother D: The father M: The Mother A: The son G: The Grandmother T: His teacher P: Psychiatrist F: A friend J: This is a custody case. Both the...
Life Is Good By Tawney W. I guess it all started when I was about six or seven years old. My fascination for all things feminine began manifesting at such an early age that as I grew older it was more or lees just a part of who I was. I never thought it was "wrong" in any way, and since I had many girls my age to play with it never even occurred to me that I was missing out on "boy" things. With my girl friends I would play house, dolls, dress-up, and even though I wasn't a...
It took about 48 hours to get the Twins and Zane moved in and settled. It took another half a day for Zane to fully realize what he'd gotten himself into. I had been lounging by the pool - minding my own business, of course - when Baby decided to embed my dick in his hot ass. I would have stopped him, but Sweetcakes thought that was a good opportunity to feed me some fresh, hot cock milk so my mouth was full. Sweetcakes finished coming then kissed me, taking a mouth full of spunk away. He...
I spun around at the sound of the warden’s command. It was that asshole that always gives me a hard time. I knew this wasn't going to go well. He drove his ATV closer to my kayak and dismounted. ”Come on kids,” he repeated. ”Out of the water.”Sherie moved behind me with her hands on my shoulders. I could sense her fear. I pushed her further behind me with my hand on her naked hip. ”Stay in the creek,” I whispered. ”I’ll talk to him.” She sunk neck-deep as I walked to the bank.”Listen,...
IncestThe heavy bag swayed from the power of his last punch. Scott removed the gloves and examined his knuckles. Even with sparring gloves, the skin didn't have the toughness it used to. He watched as the split skin healed. Another couple of weeks at the bag and that wouldn't happen anymore. The healing was something he could only stop with specific thoughts. He'd forgotten in Afghanistan. The slip had nearly exposed him. Only a painful reversal of his rapidly healing wounds kept the medics...
She saw a woman in the supermarket one day wear a short skirt that barely covered her arse and a top so low cut her boobs were almost falling out. “Look at that” she whispered “would you like me to dress like that?” Of course while happily perving on the woman in question there was no way I wanted my wife to show herself like that in public. Apparently that was the wrong answer because not two weeks later we were going shopping and she came out of the bedroom dressed almost identical. I told...
Hi people, writing story in ISS was always a dream. This is my first story in ISS kindly excuse me for any mistakes, My name is Harry and I am from Bangalore. I am here to narrate my real life experience which happened to me in a mall in Bangalore.I was on a casual visit to the mall on Friday evening , there where not many people in the mall i was window shopping, Here comes the lady of my life who took me to a different level of life.About her she is 35yrs old now and too damn sexy aunty.She...
I’m a fun loving male from Chandigarh, I’m working in a Software company. I’m going to narrate you a real incident that happened the day after our annual town hall with my colleague who is in her mid 38. My colleague is from South Indian currently working in Chandigarh. She has a very attractive face & figure. She is little short but she got the right curves that can turn any male face towards her (don’t carve her pussy yet, pussy is to come in few minutes). Although I liked her very much I...
Note: Thanks to WRC 264 for beta reading this! Princess Ava – Az, Princedom of Kivoneth, The Strifelands of Zeutch I hated waiting. “How long will this take?” I demanded of Greta for the dozenth time as I walked in the small room the priests of Rithi provided me, my hands clenched behind my back. “They said it would take hours, Princess,” Greta said, she sat with a dainty poise on the bed, her legs crossed. She looked regal, like a princess should. Not pacing back and forth wanting to...
Dosto mere ghr m mom dad m aur ek bhn h..Bhn ki shadi ho gyi.Ab m aur mom dad akele rhte h.Mene doctor bnne k liye cpmt ka exam diya aur m pdhne m hoshiyar tha to gaon ko chodna pda aur meri family k sath shahar m shift ho gya..Aur gaon m aana jana nhi ho pata tha mera.Ek din mausi ka call aaya k beta tere bhai ki shadi h tujhe aana jrur h.Mene haa bol diya pr exam k chkkr m jaa nhi paya.. Khair shadi k 2 sal bad m gaon gya waha bhabhi mili mausi mili mausi n mujhe danta k tu nhi aaya m sorry...
My friend Dave lives next door to me with his teenage daughter Emily. We had been friends for many years and often we would have backyard barbecues and swim in his pool during the summer months. He and I had shared the task of teaching Emily to swim. At first I didn't pay much attention as Dave supported her in the water with his arms and hands as she tried to coordinate stroking with her arms and kicking her legs. I discovered quite by accident as I reached down to take over for him that one...
I opened my apartment door and let my sister in. As she shuffled past I noticed a bruise under one eye. I didn't ask. She had called me out of the blue a few hours before to ask if she could stay with me for a while, and now I was pretty sure I knew why. Regina (I call her Reg) was a big woman -- not fat, but tall and proportionate -- an Amazon with an hourglass figure. Unfortunately, her husband was just as big. I had always disliked him, and it seems I was right to do so. Reg slumped...
Sarah looked around the empty office as she sat down with her coffee. "This feels really strange," said Sarah to herself. "I don't think we ever had just one person working alone in the office. Well at least, it's only for a short time. Joyce will be back this afternoon from her visit to the university's registrar." As she sipped her coffee she scanned the schedule wondering how they managed this. It was a situation they tried very hard to avoid as it left them very vulnerable. When...
Hello everyone.. I am cutestvampire from somewhere in Hyderabad. I am writing this sex story about me and my cousin bhabhi part 2 She started moaning and shouted saying yaar please fuck me please make love to me.. Pleaseeee..I was in no mood to let her so easily.. I started rubbing my dick on her cunt and all around it.. She was getting desperate and saying yaar aur mat sataa please make love to me.. Make me yours.. And in that instant I plunged deep into her.. Making her shout in excitement or...
IncestWife Catches Us part III..Mary allowed me to relax for fifteen minutes before yelling for Steve. Steve entered the room wearing a leather harness and chaps with his cock swinging side to side. I almost fainted due to Steve’s appearance, fucking hot. Mary told Steve she knew I would like it, turned to me and handed me yet another shot of tequila. After I downed the shot Mary ordered me to put the hood back on and announced round 2.I was moved to a sling and my ankles were secured high above my...
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Woooo...I was very tipsy. Jazz my new black stud had bought me lots of Gins, my fave drink. I was loving the night, even though after good sorting out he had given me, one in his Merc and the other behind the bar, in the car park.You know my pussy was glowing red and all swollen! Looked like a well beaten boxers face. The only thing soothing it was Jazz's big soothing cum loads, gurgling about in my love puffy love tunnel!The 2 lads had got back together now and left Jazz and me to sit in a...
Morgan was lying on the couch listening to the Playstation (my feeble excuse for a stereo) when I got back. "You seem surprised to see me here," she said languidly. "I'm surprised at your musical choices. Since when did you start listening to syrupy AC love song stuff?" "Hey, it's your Dawson's Creek CD." "Well, I know I'm a fool for love songs. But you've always been the Pearl Jam and Nirvana kind of girl. The one that got me to try Three Doors Down, Godsmack, Days of the New,...
Jonas had that moment when his wedding band felt tighter on his finger but the constricting tightness in his pants won out as the young woman engaged his mouth in a full sensual explorative kiss. Out of Control Marietta was extremely pleased with herself. She hadn’t felt this self-pumped since she parted with her useless virginity three months ago. She was on the cusp of womanly independence and she was going to take everything in her stride. Jonas her middle-aged driving instructor,...
TeenageBeyond Dreamscape Part 3: Best Served Cold By Diana Kimberly Heche Janet took him to be a little less than twice her age, thirty-five, perhaps. Simply saying he was handsome and obviously in great shape. Looking him over, his clothes, especially his shoes, screamed "money". He watched Janet, as all men do, however he did it with a calm confidence which neither spoke of cockiness or lechery. He didn't seem to be in a hurry to approach her, perhaps he was married or thought he...
Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown were in their shared dorm waiting for their dorm mate Hermione Granger. The bushy haired girl told them she had a surprise for them and told them to wait in their dorm. It was close to eleven in the evening. They didn’t care about how late it was since a Friday. They had no classes tomorrow. What bothered them was that Hermione was sure taking her sweet time to bring whatever surprise she had. Soon the door opened and Hermione poked her head in.“Good, you’re...
It was early Friday afternoon, I had a pretty stressful week and I was feeling a bit horny and looking to unwind. My parents had gone away for the weekend and my sisters had not come home yet. I locked my door turned on a DVD, to mask any noise and to help with the mood, then turned off the lights. I undid my jeans slipped them off my hips let them fall to the floor and walked out of them. Pulled my shirt over my head and threw it on my chair and then undid my bra and left it next to my bed as...
IncestI am a Jizz-Pig, simple as that! I love gratuitous sex, lots of anonymous sex. I frequent any and every location where hookups can take place and am gluttonous when I find myself in these situations. The more jizz I swallow the better.I have a friend that always mocks me by saying: “Two legs and a penis, and you’re happy.” He is absolutely right. Big, small, good-looking, ugly, tall, short, clean, dirty, I don’t give a fuck! All I want is cock and cum. I have no interest in a relationship and...
Gay MaleHi Indian sex stories readers, I am Sunny(Name Changed for Obvious reason) from Pune. I work in a MNC here basically belonging to Odisha. Let me tell about myself, I am a 29 Yr little dark guy, with a handsome sized tool to make any feminine gender happy, happily married for a year. We, me and my life stay in lonavala here. I used to travelled daily to Pune. My travel in Local train almost 1.5 hrs Daily, and this is the reason I was able to have an unique experience that I will be sharing with...
By : Rocking_raka Hello friends this is Mahesh from Patna, Bihar I’m reading stories here on ISS for the last 5 years or so, I love the incest and virgin section of iss the most but the section which provokes me the most is the group sex stories. I always used to wonder how it woud feel like to have group sex Anyway, I know that it’s always feels good to study the story in our own language i.e. Hindi that is why I’m trying to write this story of mine in ‘hinglish’, will be wating positively for...
From the view of the nephew.At the age of sixteen, I started to find myself wanting to go round to my cousin’s house, just to be able to see my sexy auntie.Back from that summer trip, I found myself masturbating a lot. I did jerk off to magazines, but I always thought about my auntie. What made it worse was that my uncle wasn’t a nice guy and was big and fat, and quite ugly. I often wondered how had he landed a woman like my auntie.Even seeing pictures of them both from their youth, he wasn’t...
IncestNobody knew who was funding the operation. But as much research as anyone could do the challenge seemed legitimate. It was the stinger at the end of a fairly heartful and persuasive documentory. Going into the need for the human body to be normalized and the cycle of shame broken, siding with and siting the free the nipple campaign as a good first step. But jumping from there into a need for better sexual education and the taboo of female sexuality and slut shaming. Showing a nipple isn't...
The world was swimming around me. The force of the blast had blurred my vision and I could hear bells ringing. As I climbed out of the wrecked humvee, all I could see was smoke and dust. I heard the screaming of my fellow Marines and was about to begin searching for the source of the noise when I felt a hand on my shoulder.I swivelled around in the bar stool and saw Carl chuckling at me, his face turning into a slight frown as he saw the look in my eyes."You okay?" He asked in a hushed tone...
The SUV was still full of tiny nymphs when they reached Chad's house, although not as full as it had been when the set out. Three nymphs had already selected one of Roy's friends to bond with. One of the nymphs climbed out of the SVU and looked at Chad's window with her head tilted to one side. She stood motionless for a moment before reentering the SUV. Roy sighed. Chad was on the cross country team with him. While he knew there would be some boys wouldn't be picked, he hated to see that...
She looked at her ipod and noticed it was already six o’clock. The sun was already rising on the East side of the mountains. For the past two days the sun has been out early, not what she wanted. She loved running in the dark and finishing right before the sun rised. She still had another mile to go but was going to have to cut it short. She turned around and started heading North where her car was parked. From a distance she could see the little shops opening up for the day. She wondered...
Before I continue with our story, I want to take the time to introduce ourselves for those of you who have not read “My First Fellatio Experience.”My name is Sally, I am twenty years old with 38DD-cup breasts and a shaved mound. Chad is my seventeen year old stepbrother. He is a strapping young man with a seven inch clean shaven thick cock. Yesterday I gave him his first fellatio experience and to say he enjoyed it is an understatement.Nicole is our thirty-five year old neighbor who has been...
Oral SexCelyciia Paydhal and Sergeant Ruddick sat on a picnic blanket in the soft ankle deep grass of North Africa Park, the largest Terran style park of Reckno City. The capitol of Recksnostal Colony. Ruddick said after he devoured another sandwich. “This is how I dreamed police work would be, before I ever joined the force.” Celyciia smiled. “Having a picnic in the park and eating while on duty?” He shook his head. “Of course not, I eat all the time on duty or not. No I mean us listening in on...
Claude Valkenberg was worried. He had good reason to be. In fact, he had several pressing concerns. His wife, a gorgeous woman he'd married as a celebration of having 'made it'-once he got rid of the bitch he'd married when he was young-showed signs of a roving eye. She made no secret of her disappointment in him and in his failure to provide the income and social standing she wanted. Then his associates disappeared. First, the Schwartz boys had gone. One vanished, the...
visit here on www.papahaxx.com to see homemade porn or newly updates sex stories and pic like theseI met my wife when she was a student nurse and we hit it off straight away and we got on really well and had lots of laughs etc .I introduced her to sex magazines ,well she found some in my bedroom while I was in shower and I found her reading and playing with herself she went red but told her to carry on as I licked her slowly she said it was the best she ever had, from then on made her go into...
I AM MARRIED AND HAVE 2 CHILDREN UNKNOWN TO ANYBODY OTHER THAN MY HUSBAND I AM A DIRTY SLUT. I AM NOT A WHORE AS WHORES DO IT FOR MONEY. I FUCK FOR FREE. I WILL DO THE FILTHIEST THINGS THAT YOU CAN THINK OF, THINGS THAT ANY NORMAL WOMAN WOULD NOT DO. TO ENSURE I LOOK THE PART OF BEING A PURE DIRT BAG IVE HAD A NUMBER OF OPERATIONS. THESE INCLUDE SEVERAL TIT JOBS TO HAVE MY ONCE FLAT CHEST PUMPED UP TO OVERSIZED FAKE TITS. FIRST OF ALL I HAD SILCONE BAGS IMPLANTED BUT I...
There's a pretty decent current flowing down the St. Clair River. Speed according to knot meter is different than the speed over the ground. Speed over the ground is the combination of knots on the water and mph over the ground. While it is possible to sail the St. Clair, it is much easier ... and more prudent ... to motor. (Hull speed is the designed speed that a displacement hull sailboat can go. It depends on several factors. The author looked it up. Kings Knight has a hull speed of just...
Sometimes, egos are good things. You can ride high on the wave of a growing ego, but you better watch for the breakers at the shore! This is a long story of how I built my ego up, flaunted it around, and then crashed back to reality.=== Tammy:My wife met Michael at an infamous "Sue and Lyle" house party. He is a smaller dark-skinned man with a giant cock. At five-feet-six-inches, he was only a couple inches taller than my wife. His cock may, in fact, be longer than mine, but on his frame, it...
True“Hey Rachel, Ray’s washing the fire truck,” I hollered down the stairs. Before I could turn around Rachel came bounding up the stairs and we both ran to the store room where the telescope was waiting. It took a few seconds to get it re-positioned for what we really wanted to see, as we always left it pointing to the rising moon in case Dad or Mom checked it out. Rachel is my seventeen-year-old twin sister and I am Cathy. Although we are identical twins, Mom and Dad decided to raise us as...
Thanks to Melody (ala Alyssa S) for allowing the use of her Acteon universe, Elrod W for allowing the use of his MAU universe, Trisha for allowing the use of her All or Nothing Universe, Sharonna for allowing the use of her Community Service universe, Milida for allowing the use of her Arabian Nights universe, Jack Chalker (respectfully RIP) for Flux and Anghor and Lords of the Diamond and any other creator of an alternate or virtual universe I may have stumbled into in my ramblings. I...