Muriel
- 2 years ago
- 14
- 0
Muriel is lives a few doors down, and is in her last year of high school. She has a key to our house as my wife and I travel quite a bit. Muriel comes in to water the plants and to check on things while we’re away. Muriel has two younger brothers, and often uses our place as refuge from the madness at home. We’ve never minded. We’ve got quite used to her starting dinner for us, and doing a bit of cleaning up. It’s always a disappointment to come home if she hasn’t been there.
Muriel usually lets herself in about 3:30, changes from her school uniform into a pair sweat pants and watches TV or does some homework. I know this because I have a video link on my desk top at work to a security camera on the main floor of our home. Muriel knows all about the camera and often waves to me when she arrives. She is a tall girl, with short blonde hair, blue eyes and a slim build.
One day Muriel accidently left her discarded school uniform on our bathroom floor. She wears her skirt very short, with white panties and a white blouse. My wife Laura came to bed that night with her dark hair in pigtails and wearing the little school girl outfit, including Muriel’s little white panties. Laura even insisted I refer to her as Muriel.
Chris got out of his car and popped the trunk. He was pretty much exhausted physically as well as mentally after the long drive home from the airport. The flight was not too bad, Chris slept through most of it. It was a nightmare once he got out of the airport car park though. It did not help that he landed just as the rush hour started. Chris mind was more or less blank as he wheeled his luggage up the driveway towards the front door, and missed that fact that Sandy's car was already in the...
So when I turned 15, I started having very strong sexual urges. Id touch myself quite alot. Id stay in my room and pinch my nipples and rub my clit and tease my pussy, but Id never actually finger myself as I was still a virgin and a little nervous to do so. When I turned 17, I knew I was ready for my first time. It was with my boyfriend Clark. My parents work really late so I took him home after school ( we were seniors ) and after some messing around on the couch I took him into my room and...
Sunday 30th August, 8pm “Mike,” said his father, “we’re going to have to get them out of wherever they are. My fear is that if we call the police, they’ll burst in and we’ll have bigger problems. We’re going to need Jim to help us. Although I despise what he’s done, I know we’re going to need him” “What about Stefan, could he help us?” he asked. “Is he in?” “I’m not sure, I’ll take a look.” While Mike visited the neighbours house, Maurice went upstairs to console Daniele, who lay on her...
My God has this ever been thrilling! I haven’t felt this much excitement about anyone in a very long time. That cute boy at work, the one I shared some serious mutual satisfaction with, he’s made me more horny than I can honestly ever recall. I walk around work all the time feeling a gentle moist warmth in my panties everyday and Tanner never seems to leave my mind.We still manage to text back and forth on a daily basis about random insignificant stuff and it is fun. We also play ‘Rhyme Time’...
First TimeThe whispering wind tormented the leaves as Jessica Edwards walked by them. The sun was beginning its slow submission to the horizon. Jessica's mind was a tempestuous ocean, a torrent of thoughts poured through her mind and she felt as though she were drowning in her own consciousness.In her mind were two particular thoughts, one was the desperate face of a female hostage whom Jessica's desirous lust had almost sealed her fate. The other was her long-time friend Luke Green.Jessica and Luke had...
LesbianThe drama of Mica and Janet dragged on while we worked on episode three of the second season of ‘That Bitch Tory’. On day one of the work on episode three Janet or I had to build the back story for our new character. His entrance into the story was in the last scene in episode two. Tyler spent his first night in Sparta on his grandfather Jamison’s twenty acre farm. Twenty acres was about the size of two city blocks. It seemed like a pretty good sized piece of land to Tyler who had spent the...
Note : Thisstory is completely fictional! My very nice ass. I had made a hole in the wall behind the bathroom so I could see her while she got undressed. She did not notice and I watched her undress and dance (she always had music before taking a shower). One night after she got home from a friends house she went and took a shower so I went and peeped. She looking for something on the floor when she looked up and saw my eye looking at her. She acted as if I was not there and she put on a show...
IncestThe Climax done, Jed told Ron to stay with you and he would go see how things were going in the restroom. This made you wonder, what was going on and were they doing anything to your husband, John? That would make sense. Although you had given in to these two creatures with the belief that John had asked them to force you to have sex with them, you started to wonder if they had not tricked you. Looking to the rear, you noticed Jed disappear into the lobby. Turning back to face the front, you...
That summer Anita and I were spending our holidays at a nice resort in the beach. On the third day I heard about a bar in town that stayed open all night long. It was the kind of place where people can chat and listen to the music at same time…My sweet Ana agreed to go there for some drinks.She told me she would wear a sexy black dress matching with a pair of stiletto heels and a red tiny thong. Ana said that outfit might make her look a bit slutty; but then I told her that the underwear and...
AUTHOR’S NOTE: All the usual warnings apply. This is my story, so keep your hands off of it, no copying or distribution without my explicit permission. Any asking of permission, compliments, complaints, or comments should be directed to my e-mail. I will personally read and answer all e-mails. Enjoy this story, my second mc. It’s a big longer, a bit dreamier, and hopefully extremely enjoyable. * My roommate, Jill, was on the track team. Even though she already had lots of friends by the time...
By the time Morgan and Chris moved into the new high rise apartment building, I had briefed the Dungeons and Dragons Club to refer to me as "President Dave" instead of "Dave the Dungeon Master" to anyone who asked. I explained I was now dating Morgan, and while D&D players would see the "Dungeon Master" as a huge title, the rest of the world would think I was some kind of S&M freak. The press and papparazzi tsunami began the day after Entertainment Tonight talked about us....
I woke up so horny this morning, thinking about having some cock in my pussy. I layed on the bed watching some 'blues' on this site, of woman being fucked in the pussy and ass by strangers, their br0thers, fath3rs and any man with a cock who comes along.....damn i want that to be me.It was an expecially vivid one that i really enjoyed: a girl getting a bottle rammed up her pussy and ass. Hummmmmmm...I wouldnt mind getting that done to me today!After watching about four of my favorites and...
Ginger and I both awoke on the early side. I think adrenalin still raced through both our bodies from the sex we’d had with our neighbors the night before. Ginger took my face in both of her hands and kissed me. “I love you. I will always love you. Last night was fabulous, but being married to you and your attitude about what happened was and is spectacular. Thank you.” I grinned, “I wasn’t exactly a passive spectator, you know. And I love you, too. I think we both had fun, and even got a...
Katsu and Lars are out at the same miniature golf course that he and Riko were at for their date. They are playing as couples against Saki and a friend of hers. Saki is a cute little blonde, flat chested with a boyish figure. But she is one hell of a fuck and she loves oral sex, both in the giving and receiving of it. Katsu had mentioned she may be into girls, plus she’s a catgirl, so Lars is curious about that. After the mini golf date, Lars invited both Saki and Katsu back to the house for...
VISIT HERE TO SEE MORE STORY http://www.papahaxx.comHI I am Mayank. I am great fan of human digest stories, for many a days I was thinking of sharing my real life experience but was bit hesitant. But today I just want to share my experience so that other readers can get the fun and enjoyment out of it which I got.The incident is about my wife Nyati, she is 24 age perfect figure and nice handful boobs,nice height and can drive any guy crazy by her looks. We are being married 2 yrs back and has...
It was the hottest day in town for the past twenty years. Jane was watching the weather forecast from the living room of her grandmother's house, fanning herself and grimacing as the swamp cooler strained to keep the temperature in the house below 80 degrees. Jane glanced at her watch and groaned in disgust. Her mom had wheedled her into watching the house so the handy man wouldn't steal anything and now he was almost thirty minutes late. And there was nothing to do in this old house! Before...
So, the other night I go to the bar with some friends. Just me and the girls, laughing, drinking and dancing. I'm sitting at the bar to have a beer, when I see this good looking black guy making his rounds. I recognize the logo on his shirt as a place a friend of mine used to work at. I ask him to come by me as I ask him if he knew my friend. He said yes and we chatted about her for a few minutes. The music grew louder to please the crowd, which made it hard for us to hear each other. I...
When I heard the knock at the rear door, I checked the security camera. Standing at my door were both Sylvia and Peter. I could also see his car parked in front of mine in the wide alley. He had obviously driven Sylvia into work. Since they had left work separately yesterday, there had to be a story in that. The time stamp on the computer set their arrival time ad 7:52. At least they were on time. I also noted that Sylvia had a plain brown bag, the kind mothers used to pack their kid's...
Miss Honeysuckle was adamant that her two sisters be sheltered from any scent of improper behavior in that period between her betrothal and her actual wedding taking place in a scant two weeks. She knew her flighty sisters too well to allow them to be footloose and fancy free enough to throw a monkey wrench into her overdue exchange of spousal vows and the subsequent surrender of her virginal glory on the large pristine bed in her future husband’s bedroom at the top of the spiral stairs. She...
Three months had passed since I took my neighbors wife to a local swinging club when one evening the door bell went and there she was at the door. I invited her in and as always marveled at her sexy body. She said hubby was out for a couple of hours but wanted my help next week. He was going to Switzerland on a training fortnight and she wondered if I would help with another swinging experience. She said that an old friend of hers living in London had asked her to come and stay and her hubby...
SwingerCassie McCaffery nearly dropped her coffee cup when her best friend made his request. "Th-Three way?" She gasped, putting the cup down with a shaking hand. "You have got to be kidding!" Mark Benson grinned wickedly at his childhood buddy. "Cass, I thought you'd be overjoyed!" The busty redhead felt her face grow warm. "Overjoyed, he says?" She took a deep breath. "You can't be serious! Tracy is my friend too! She isn't just my roommate! She's also your fiancée! She'd hate us...
They took Tracy down the hall, on her hands and knees, and into another room. This was a spare room and used mostly by the teachers as a lounge. The students hardly ever entered this room, and didn’t know about the other little room next to it. They took her in there and she saw it was very small. Just a little bigger than a closet, but enough room to move around in. And, there was a little cage in the middle of it. “Ok, tracy pet,” the girls said,” this is your bed for tonight, but before...
Mike slowly stroked in and out of Jen. He was close to an orgasm, and wanted to make it last as long as possible. Jen sensed that he was close to cumming. She wrapped her long legs tightly around his waist, and pushed up to meet his thrusts, urging more of his cock inside of her. "I'm cumming," Mike groaned. Jen wrapped her arms tightly around her boyfriend. "Me too, I'm cumming," Jen panted. Jen buried her head in Mike's chest and whimpered, "Oh god oh god." Mike groaned, and then...
"Tomorrow," said Carver with smile on her face, "We'll put you on public display — that should be interesting because you'll be open to whatever any passers-by might think of to amuse themselves. But first we have the Testicle Twist. As this is the first time it will be interesting to see what degree of rotation we can get." My mind had been dwelling on the possibilities of how others would amuse themselves at my expense when I realised what she had just said. "Degree of rotation? I...
Medway High School Gymnasium 8:36pm, Friday, February 16, 1979 “ALL ABOARD!!Ah-Hahahahahahahaha!“ I cried out into my wireless microphone as I heard Mr. Feelt say, “So without fur... “ Soon after, Paul, Cathy, and Sam jumped in with their instruments on the intro notes to Ozzy’s appropriately titled, Crazy Train. Lynette was able to create those wonderful sound effects at the beginning of the song to really capture the full effect of this awesome intro. The thick burgundy curtains were...
A Christmas Sex Party My wife of ten years is the sales rep for a plastic whole sale company. She sells recycled raw product to factories and manufacturing companies in a fairly large region including the east coast and into the mid-east states. Using email and a phone she is able to do a lot of her work from an office in our home. This allows her to be at home most days to spend quality time with our two kids, Mat 6 and Jessie 4. To maintain personal contact with most of her...
-- THURSDAY, MAY 22, 2008, THREE MONTHS LATER -- “Dead cow, dead chicken, or dead mystery meat?” The beautiful blonde coed with big tits and blue eyes jutted her hip out to the side and put the other hand on it. Giving me an amused look, she asked, “Haven’t we done this before?” I grinned and replied, “Indeed we have.” And without waiting for further response, I grabbed a grilled chicken breast with my pair of tongs and dropped it onto her plate. Tammy Toth grinned, got up on her...
The bar wasnt the best I knew, not even one of the best... It was just too conservative...it was so 21st century. Seemed like it was pulled out from a history book... The music didnt quite suite my taste, but since this was the only bar which only allowed humanoid races in, it was my regular hangout. I admit it; I dont like aliens. I just cant quite enjoy a drink while there is some kind of a squid thing sitting next to me and sucking in something that I dont even want to know what it is. I...
One day my friend Andrew called me over and said that his wife Samantha had given him a birthday present and he wanted to show it to me. When I got there he opened the present box and pulled out one of those see through flesh jack! It reminds of a shape of female’s pussy and is made up of specific material which resembles the feel of hot woman’s flesh! This is a type of sex toys designed for use by males. I looked at him and then at Samantha and smiled because I knew what was going to happen...
It was a get hot summer afternoon. When I returned home form a short day at work I found my wife outside in her 2-piece bikini taking in some sun. My wife is a very sexy woman who stands at only 4 foot 9 inches, but if you ask her she claims to be 4 foot 11 inches. She has a measurement of 34 D up top, 28 waist, 36 hips. She has long blonde hair, and drop dead blue eyes. I am 5 foot 11 inches, 200 pounds, and 8.5 inches in length. Grant it I may not be as big as some but what I am missing I can...
Cheating WifesAfter breakfast the next morning, we all sat and talked. "Daddy, thank you for making love to me, but I want to be true to Caleb, I hope you understand," Katy said. "I had been thinking of you that way since our last Halloween Party. That Supergirl outfit really fit you ... well," dad said. "Mom, I need to say to you that at that same party, I realized how beautiful my mother was. Katy even told that me to call her Louise a few times when we were making love. It was wonderful, but I...
CONSCRIPT by Annie James Author's Note: Names have been omitted wherever possible in the writing of this autobiography. Where it has been absolutely essential to include a name for the sake of the story line, the name chosen, like the story itself, is fictitious. Induction This story begins like many others with a call to arms at the beginning of World War II. My experience was not however typical of all those young men who were conscripted in 1939. I was still finishing...
The following is a true story about my only time being with another man:Bob is the only man I ever had sex with. OK, that may not be exactly true. There was another a couple of years before, but I don't think that one really counts because we didn't finish.I was in my mid-twenties (I am now 56). I was very interested in women, but was curious about what it was like to have sex with a man.I don't remember that guy's name. I do remember I met him in a strip joint. He was probably about twenty or...
Darkness had come and gone. Musa and I had worked all through the night. When I had answers to all the questions I could think of, and had copied the contents of the SD-cards to my laptop to make space on one of them, I had written a script for him to read. It was based on what he had told me, but we still went through it line by line. By that time he was struggling to stay conscious. The wounds on his wrists in particular hurt terribly, so much in fact that I had to cut him loose and bandage...
Mwife and I are blessed. We’re both in our late twenties. I graduated from school just as the internet social media was heating up. I’ve made bundles of money and don’t have to work much. We have an estate that is very private, guarded by lush landscaping.Jenni and I met in college our sophomore year. We were both on the tennis team and we still stay in great shape. I’m 6’4”, lean with detailed muscles.Jenni is 5’9”. Blond, smallish titties that are still firm. Small nipples that grow...
Darren's company Christmas party was in full swing. Stephanie sighed. She didn't mind the party, really. It was only once a year, the food was good, and the people were nice. This year was better, mostly because if she got bored, she could hunt down Cassie. Something just wasn't right. She was going to miss having a fantasy date with Darren. It was his weekend, but there would be no date. There was no time. Real life sucks sometimes; she frowned, taking another drink of punch. "Why the...
This is the first time I have tried to write a whole story so here goes. This one is true and just happened. My wife and some of her pics are in an album I have. Maybe I will post some of how she looked from her two meetings with the black man when I have time.My wife and I are married. We are both 30 years old. She is 5'0, 85 lbs, smooth black hair below her shoulders, Vietnamese, however she is from Thailand. I am a 5'5" 150 lb white male. I have always been into IR sex and ever since I met...
November 2011 While handsome in every respect of physique and striking in appearance - they were not very bright, although in contradiction, they were skilled artisans in stone working and also in creating exceptionally detailed glazed story tiles and murals. Not having much intelligence beyond a nine-year old human child gave them signal minded focus upon the immediate task on hand, allowing creation of incredible works of art in stone, tiles and murals. Centaurs also were very aggressive...
Sheila and I became very good friends as time went by. She taught me many new and wonderful things. What surprised me the most was learning how hard it is to get a job as a woman. So Sheila introduced me to being a whore. I made enough to keep the part of my bills paid but not much left over. Then I found out about what a sugar daddy is. I met a trick who was much different than most of the men who wanted my ass and mouth. Most men just wanted me to suck them till they got hard enough to fuck...
In the L&D Suite, at the Winter Solstice “She’s dilated to 8 cm and mostly effaced. Contractions are strong, about 3 minutes apart,” said the nurse. “She seems delirious.” “She's into transition now. She’s likely to be a little out of it. Or a lot. Did she bring a focal point? Where’s her labor coach?” asked the charge nurse. “Oh, you’d better notify Dr. Weems that she’s in transition.” “Weems sent her husband out to get some supper. He hadn’t eaten yet today — the fool brought a couple of...
Love Stories((Note* When first introducing a female in a scene, her link should be clickable with an image reference)) Xander Sowalski walked into the in the empty waiting room. It was quiet as ever. He came to stand before the receptionist who was face-deep in her phone. He was tall, a mountain of a young man at 6'1" and he was unfairly handsome. Xander was handsome in a manner that would make a woman stop and find themselves short of breath; not that he would have noticed. He was obviously younger than...
TeenShe admired her naked body in the mirror. 35 24 34 her breasts filled a c cup. She leant back her breasts pushed forward they were young and firm and didn’t sag at all. She teased her pink nipples loving the feeling. She let her right hand slip down over her ribs past her slim strong stomach. Louise ran her fingers through her neatly trimmed but still luxuriant ginger triangle. She spread her legs wide open glancing at her pretty pink lips glistening with her juices. Teasing her body...
Aria Banks was waiting at a car shop when the bang bus pulled up and the guys obviously managed to talk her into getting in. She was a stripper and was ready to give them a private show for lots of cash. Little did she know that the cash was fake. Once she was naked it was easy to talk her into a blowjob and the fucking came all naturally. She was good at it and her young pussy was so hight. Derrick Ferrari drilled her in doggy, missionary and cowgirl. Once he came on her face they tricked her...
xmoviesforyouApka time ma vest karte huye story par ata hu.Hamare ghar ke baju me ek bhabhi marage ya tyoharo par ati jati reheti he kyo ki vo uske bhai ka ghar he.Wo dikhne me enti khash nahi hai but uske ball(boobs)bahut bade hai Me akshar uske boobs dekha karta tha.Unko bi pata hai ki me uske boobs par meri nazar rehti hai vo bhi jan buch kar kabhi boobs dekha deti hai jab aspas koy nahi hota.Me uske name ki akashar muth marta tha. February ke mahine vo apne bhai ke ghar ayu hui thi.Ek din wo mere ghar...
Attractive and slender brunette Nicole Black returns home after a shopping spree. She is very tired, but she can’t wait to show her boyfriend what she bought today. While she puts on a new sexy lingerie, she realizes that she has a great chance to get the boyfriend’s cock which she has been thinking about all day. Nicole begins to seduce him with the graceful curves of her body, thin waist, perfect tits and wet pussy, and the result does not keep her waiting. She pulls out his horny...
xmoviesforyouInterlude Yavara sat upon a black throne. She closed her eyes and savored the discordant symphony of wails and moans, the drone punctuated by the clanking of chains and the cracking of whips. Exhaling contentedly, she opened her eyes. Below her laid a spectacle of depravity, churning masses of flesh oscillating to some unheard cadence, their glistening forms bathed in the crimson torchlight. The prisoners’ eyes were wide with horror, as what was being done to them was horrible, but comingled...
Thick came dripped down her mouth.Dad was amazed. "Thank you dad, aaj bahut majaa ayaa, jab lund choot pe ragrne me itna maaja aata hai to pura lund choot me daalne me kitna maja ayega.daddy, kabhi mujhe bhee maa ko chodne do." He kept quite.I again pulled nude maa on my lap sitting beside dad and fondled her choot till there was a knock on door.We looked at watch .It was 8 pm,.I enjoyed her jawanee for more than two hours. I was very happy.Maa went in to bed room to change her clothes and I...
Working part-time at the store with my dad was one thing, but working full time was something totally different. To put it simply, dad was set in his ways. I had a fresh Business Management degree and a ton of new ideas to expand the business and increase profits, but every suggestion I made was met with: "That's not the way we do things" or "I see no reason to change something that has worked well all these years." It slowly dawned on me that unless or until my father died all I was...
For years I had fantasised about a second man and in due course my current partner Roger made it happen for me. Initially I was apprehensive, however, after the first time I was hooked. Watching well-built younger men get naked for me and my man was very exciting for me. I love a man with a tight arse and comparing their erect cock with my man’s thick eight-inches. Our rules were outer sex only, licking and sucking and variations of oral sex – no intercourse. To be fair to my man we have a...
Der Kontakt war über eine Kleinanzeige entstanden. Werner hatte die Annonce aufgegeben und sie war die erste, die geantwortet hatte. Er sehnte sich danach, nach langer Zeit endlich etwas Besonderes zu erfahren. Ein wenig Nervenkitzel, ein wenig Spannung. Der folgende Mailverkehr faszinierte ihn enorm. Er mochte sie sofort und konnte das erste Treffen gar nicht abwarten. In dem Moment, in dem er ihre rauchige Stimme am Telefonhörer vernahm, war es um ihn geschehen. Täglich rief er sie an. Und...
BDSMPahele part mein aapne dekha ki kese bus mein purse ke bahane meri Ma ka faida uthaya aur unhe chod diya. Unke chodne ke baad jab mera dost lene aaya to usne bhi dekha ki meri Ma ne bina blouse ke sirf saree hi pehani thi. Uske aate hi hum uski car mein baith gaye aur humne baate karna shuru kiya. Maine note kiya ki mere dost gadi chalate waqt aage ke mirror se baar baar meri Ma ko dekh raha tha. Lekin Ma ne itni thakan ki vajah se utna dhyan nahi diya. Humne thodi gaon ki baate ki aur uske...
The white SUV rolled to a stop at the end of the long driveway nestled amidst the green rolling hills. At its end sat a sprawling ancient mansion, covered in vines and terraced balconies, with spires, towers, and buttresses jutting out at odd intervals in a way that almost made it seem a castle. The car door opened, and Gina Nicholson stepped out to stare at the massive structure. After a merger with a smaller technology firm, her company discovered they held some sort of joint ownership of...
FantasyDay 1Seats in the upright position, safety belts on, they held hands in nervous anticipation. Jane and John heard the roar of the engines and squeezed their hands a little. Looking at each other with a little grin as they were thrust back into the seats. The small plane accelerated along the runway, its nose lifting in good time to clear the boundary fence of the airport. After a last-minute rush, booking the holiday and time off work; they were returning to the Canaries a year after their...
VoyeurNote: Thanks to WRC 264 for beta reading this! Aingeal – Princedom of Kivoneth, The Strifelands of Zeutch The Abjuration spirits danced around me, darting through the air, leaving streaks of purple, coated in the aura of my will. They slammed into the magic rippling off Shevoin that was trying to kill us. The wicker body of the feyhound creaked as Ava maneuvered us, dodging around the ground rumbling beneath our feet. Shevoin faced us with a face twisted in concentration. He brimmed with...
He was Italian. He had huge hands with long, thick, meaty fingers. I unbuckled his jeans and slid them down his hips, keeping my eyes on the long, thick bludge that had been growing down his right leg ever since he had asked me if I wanted to see it and then told me to get onto my knees. I was straight-I was sure of it; but yet here I was: getting ready to suck another man’s cock and hoping, no, praying, that he’d make a move to fuck me. This is the single desire that one side of me had...
My wife and I had very busy work schedules and had thrown everything into the bedroom when we first moved into our new flat. The room was full of furniture and cardboard boxes. We had a simple pull-out mattress that sat about an inch off the floor in the tiny front room and a two-seater sofa. The front room also housed our wardrobe that kept most of our work clothes and a few other bits. We had a TV on a cabinet and a radio alarm clock. My wife worked in a retail store, and I was a bus driver,...
True(If you didn't like "Realizations," maybe this will be more to your liking.) Dungeons Are Always Dark! by: Ann O'Nonymous Rick woke from an unsatisfying sleep, dripping wet from a cold sweat! Last night, he experienced a very vivid reliving of the last three days, a veritable nightmare. How could he, would he, say and do those things? He looked down at his legs, covered with nylon stockings. There he was, in bed, still wearing a padded bra, panties, garter belt and stockings...
After a day of fishing off Key West I head over to a local bar for tequila, a cigar maybe a steak and whatever else I can find (visualize wicked leer here). I get to the bar and stake out a spot; its still daylight and I’m chilling. I light up my i*****l Cuban and down a shot of Patron Silver. The bartender is a young blonde and the guy next to me says “Dude. She has been checking you out since you got here.” I laugh and order another drink. She pours and lingers for a while. We talk...