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Joshua had always been described as open minded by all his friends, all he would say to that was he was an artist. He had to be open minded, else his art wouldn’t take the life he wanted desperately. Adjusting his backpack, he turned into woods a shortcut to his house on the far side of town.

Joshua has red hair, ruffled from his hands. Small freckles scattered across the bridge of his nose, between his naturally grey eyes. He was small for his age, only 5’6, but he was lean, his chest and stomach looked like carved marble, so says his bi friend James. Some times what his friend said made him uncomfortable, it wasn’t that he was against gay or bi men or woman. It just wasn’t his way, he tried it a long time ago when he was in middle school and found that his tastes remained in the feminine side of things…

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Gunther The Reindeer Handler Does Candy Claus

Let me say right up front that Gunther was definitely not a young man.I knew he had been around the Santa operation at the North Pole long before I arrived with my bright ideas for cost reduction. I was called in to promote increased toy production by the easily distracted Elves. Those little imps preferred being silly rather than busy little workers focused on their quotas like dedicated employees. As a small-sized human male, I was able to relate easily to the female Elves because they liked...

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Requested DM Faire Alt Ending

So while it is rather short, I'm done. The people who requested it, please enjoy. This was requested by some readers at the end of part 4 and I thought it was a great idea. So here it is, starting from where Kara finds Thell by Sindragosa's Fall. (IMPORTANT NOTE: ONLY BLOOD, GORE AND VIOLENCE. NOTHING ELSE. LITERALLY NOTHING.) If you're looking for something to wank to, look elsewhere, don't waste time skimming it, finding nothing and then downvoting it. Thank you. World of...

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Requested DM Faire Alt Ending

Introduction: Wherein Jarred is a death knight and shit goes down. I am so, so sorry for the amount of time it took to finish this. I was uninspired for the longest time. So while it is rather short, Im done. The people who requested it, please enjoy. This was requested by some readers at the end of part 4 and I thought it was a great idea. So here it is, starting from where Kara finds Thell by Sindragosas Fall. (IMPORTANT NOTE: ONLY BLOOD, GORE AND VIOLENCE. NOTHING ELSE. LITERALLY...

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Absinthe Seduction

from my supernatural~romantic novel set in Regency England from the diary of Betsy Corning, Darlington, England, September 1815 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am undone! I have given into temptation and trod the left-hand path. I did not tarry there long, I yet have a semblance of a conscience. But little good will it do me – I will be punished for it sooner or later. But oh, should any ladies read this, perhaps you, at least, will understand what provocation I had endured and grant me some...

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EstherChapter 3

When we entered the dining salon, all conversation stopped. I had changed from my travel clothes earlier, but was still in black. Esther was in a peach colored evening gown. As I said before, she was ravishing. Martha and Hatty walked behind us in their evening gowns. It was plain that everyone wondered who this girl was with the Royal Executioner and the Guild Master for companions. Certainly most of the apprentices and the other Guild members had not met, or been introduced to Esther. None...

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EstherChapter 2

“Are the statements, that the Lord Executioner made, true?” the Village Chief demanded sternly. “Yes, Un ... Uncle,” the young man finally answered very quietly. “A week in the stocks,” the Village Chief pronounced, “and the same for those two friends of yours.” The Village Chief then turned to me to apologize. “I am sorry I doubted you, Lord Executioner. It would appear that I need to pay closer attention to what is going on with the workers in the fields.” “An excellent idea,” I replied,...

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The Darkmoon Faire part 2

Introduction: The Darkmoon Faire (part 2) Rather short, as stories go, but … whatever. If youre looking to jack off to this, then… well, enjoy the ending. >,:) Think of it as a Valentines gift! <,3 I guess good things just couldnt happen to me, because if they did, I get hurt in the end. — So, um, what is this supposed to be? Jarred, next to me, looked defeated and slightly horrified. There mustve been something nice there before, but something ate it and left a present where some...

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