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My friend Isabel -a Spanish- called me on that day, saying she had a problem and needed my assistance. She then gave me an account or her story, with details of her problem, on the phone: she had gone on a trip for a few days and, on having returned home, she dug in her purse for the apartment keys, even pockets, everywhere, the apartment keys were gone. She possibly had lost them. She lived alone in her place, so nobody would open from inside.

The only way out of this would be to get a new set of keys at the landed property agency. She goes on explaining the problem inquiring if she could bring her baggage -consisting only on a piece, a traveler bag, containing her clothes for the trip. I’d keep this suitcase home for the period it’d get her going and returning from that agency only. She wished to avoid carrying unwanted weight with her. Of course, I agreed willingly to assist and cooperate, happy to give her a hand. She’d fetch that piece -she said- today in the afternoon.

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