Splitsville
Three months since I was laid off, out every day trying to find work. Life seems a bummer. Wife is getting bitchy, giving me a hard time – hell I'm not the rich-arsed President who's led this fair country down the drain. Or one of those snobbish economists who uses lots of big words to justify HIS high salary. I'm just a blue collar worker trying to keep food on the table and a roof over our heads. Jim Newmans my name, wife is Shirley, twins are Beth and Donna. I've got a sister Julie,...