A Night Not To Remember
1. “If you ever tell anyone I'll fucking kill you!” It didn't seem to matter that I had Gary up against the wall by the shirt he couldn't stop laughing, his broad shoulders were going up and down like he was going to have a seizure or something. “OK, OK!” His laughing subsided into stifled guffaws as I loosened my grip “I'm telling you..” “Yeah, OK, OK. I wouldn't dare would I ? You're my best mate.” I sat down again opposite him and buried my head in my hands. “What I don't get...