Old Enough to Be Your Milf
"I'm old enough to be your mother." I said to the kid who had just offered to buy me a drink. It was true that I was in the bar in hopes of perhaps meeting someone. But not to rob the proverbial cradle, and literal too. The youth who had boldly seated himself next to me and who was coming on to a woman twice his years bore an uncanny resemblance to my son at that age. "Actually, you bear a striking similarity to my mom." He said in quick reply. I was not thrown off by this, "OH? Do you...