Aunt Maureen Turns Her Nephew on a Little Too Much
It was fourth of July, everybody had the day off, the kids didn't have school and we were all at my sister Linda's house, that huge McMansion she took from her bastard ex-husband in the divorce. More spare bedrooms than most houses had rooms and an in-ground pool in the back yard. Linda's current boyfriend, Paul, was blending up margaritas for us on demand and the usual suspects, me and my youngest sister, Pam, were sucking them down like water and, of course, letting Paul get away with a...