babysitter
John couldn't believe it. His mum had won a holiday to Ibiza from a competition off the back of a box of cornflakes. First, she'd told him she wasn't going to take him, which wasn't such a huge shock. The prize was for two and of course she'd take her boyfriend, that arsehole Roger. But then, instead of having three weeks on his own, she'd asked her old friend emma to come and stay to look after him! At the age of eighteen, he didn't need a bloody babysitter! And who the hell was this emma? He...