The Joys of a Good Marriage
You and your wife return home after a nice long jog in the early morning on a warm spring day. You're feeling sweaty and confined as you step into the white corridor of the house. You look at your wife. She's five feet tall and weighs a hundred sixty pounds. The red shorts and white shirt she's wearing compliment her light skin and golden ponytail. "Phew, that was a great jog," Cherie (your wife) says, as she takes off her clothes. "Need a hand, darling?" You look down to find a bulge...