My Crotch Sniffing Dog
You've heard of drug-sniffing dogs and you've heard of bomb-sniffing dogs. Well, I have a crotch-sniffing dog. Now wait a minute here, you're probably thinking. What's the big deal? All dogs go around sniffing crotches. That's true, but my dog has been specially trained to sniff out and identify fertile, human females ready to be fucked into motherhood. This isn't some science fiction story about some dog that rapes and knocks up women. No sir! I'm the one who knocks them up. My dog...