Big Black Bouncers and My Wife
My wife is a big fan of Elton John. So when she heard that he would be giving a concert here in our town, she was over the moon. She bought two tickets for the standing arena, the closest to the stage and the most expensive ones, three months before the actual concert. She bought a new dress a very nice body-hugging, curves-enhancing black tube-dress for the event and a pair of patented leather pumps to match. Early that day, she went to the parlor to spruce herself a bit. She looked so...