Double Date
DOUBLE DATE Listen mom, I just want to prepare you for something when you come home. It's like, really not my fault, I swear, but something's happened to daddy you're not going to be happy with. You should have warned me! I mean, he already was pretty far gone when I got home. Okay, just listen, okay? Let me tell you what happened and you be the judge. I guess he wasn't expecting me until that Sunday, so when I came in the house after the semester was over he was just coming out...