The Bachelor Party
I hate bars. I always have. There's nothing for me there. I'm in introvert by nature. There are a lot of introverts who love bars. They go in introverted, but a few drinks later, they're as friendly and obnoxious as they come. Not me. I don't drink. I go in sober and uncomfortable. The longer I'm there, the louder and dumber everyone else gets. I just stay the same. All of this to say that bars really aren't my thing. I wasn't here tonight because I wanted to be. I was obligated to be here....
Cheating