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Uncle Bob s Charter BoatChapter 14

Sex puts some people to sleep. They learned that night that sex woke Mandy up. She got more vibrant and less tired with each orgasm. She also got more curious, and soon she was examining his male body from every perspective, closely going over him, delighting in his reactions when she touched him and kissed him in various places. She bit the bullet and sucked his penis, even though she knew her juices were on it. She was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't nearly as icky as she was sure it...

From Teen Bride to Hot Wife 4 Lady and Servants

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My First Time With My Wife

This is how I first had sex with my wife. We’d been going out for a few months. She was 25, brunette, with a good 37-24-36 figure. We’d kissed and cuddled a lot, but she was shy and had let me run my hands over her breasts through her clothes and let me put my hand up her skirt to touch her cunt through her panties but I’d never got her nude and she’d never touched my cock.One summer day we decided to drive to the beach. We found an isolated virtually empty beach. Julie had put her bright...

Seeding Hope Among the AshesChapter 22 Seeding Hope Growing Communities

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Emend by EclipseChapter 51

June 10, 1979 Happy to be ready to leave, Benny slammed the trunk of his car shut. He had finished packing for his trip to the Chickasaw National Recreation Area where he was going to camp for the next seven days. He had been planning to start this trip back on June 1, but the weather forecast had predicted rain for the next day. He figured he’d put it off for a day or two until the weather cleared. It was a fortunate decision since the weather had been terrible since then and he would have...

Better Than Before

Charlie thundered down the stairs and headed straight for the kitchen. A chorus of "hi Charlie's'" was quickly acknowledged. "Anyone seen Mike?" "No, I haven't seen him. Why don't you join us, c'mon, sit down." The 'us' was what Charlie referred to as the coven, a mixture of female relatives and neighbors that had long hounded Charlie about her tom-boy ways. Every year during the Superbowl they sat in here talking while the men, and Charlie, watched the game. It was Charlie's...

I Love You Because

Author's Note I've chosen "I Love You Because" that Willie Nelson, among others, sang. Thanks for reading this fictional story, and know that I appreciate all your votes, comments and feedback. Trying was useless, and Wade understood that. As a young boy, he'd tried to behave only to have his mama whip him so bad the bruises stayed for a month. By twelve, his attempts to stay away from trouble resulted in broken arms and ribs. Before he was nineteen, he had given up all efforts. It...

New SecretsChapter 9

I awoke to raised voices from downstairs and entered the room ten minutes later, with a naked Rhea on one side of the table shouting at Mum on the other side. "He is an English teacher, don't you have any self-respect?" Rhea shouted and crossed her arms, her clothes that she must have put on to do her newsagent work abandoned on the floor. "I mean ... for fucks sake Mum. Are thing actually that desperate down there?" "Rhea, go upstairs and get ready for school." "Mr Russell. I got...

Thanksgiving Break Extravaganza

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Zak Enjoys A Live In Flight Movie

Once again I was sitting at the airport. The USA Track and Field National Championship is being held in Miami and some local Philadelphia athletes are participating who have Olympic potential. It would be a boost for the city to have local athletes represented.The late-night flight out from Philadelphia International should not be crowded. I have my latest James Patterson book, Along Came A Spider to pass the time.I was turning the first page and a guy approached and sat across from me. I was...

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Pat and the Cold Room

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Ricky Spanish and his girlfriend Scarlett Alexis are hanging out at his house. Scarlett really wants to get it on, but Ricky’s stepmom Crystal Clark constantly cock blocks them. Crystal manages to get in the way three times in the space of a few minutes, which just pisses Scarlett off. Scarlett confronts Ricky saying that she knows he wants to fuck his stepmom. He denies it just as Crystal comes back into the room with yet another excuse. Scarlett tells Crystal that she knows Crystal...

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A Father rsquo s Dilemma

My name is Rick and this is the story of helping my daughter to discover who she really is.First a little background, my wife left me around eight years ago. This was just before my daughter, Rachel celebrated her ninth birthday. It was a painful experience for me as I was under the impression that our relationship was good. Unknown to me was the fact that my wife was actually very much a lesbian and had been since she was in high school. Please understand I am not opposed to women being...

A Sweet Tooth For Candy

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Katie provides shelter from a storm

Returning from Australia was always going to be challenging but settling back home was made ever more difficult by the adverse weather conditions at the start of 2014. A cold December was followed by stormy and blustery conditions in January which were at their peak when Katie arrived back in the UK. A week of meeting and greeting with old friends and family drastically improved her mood, but soon the realisation of starting again from scratch started to dwell on her mind. Katie decided she...

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Another Welcomed Guest 20

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My boyfriend, Carl and I had been dating for a few months now. Senior year in high school was really looking up. Our relationship wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows for one reason. My boyfriend’s dad hated me. Why? Because I wasn’t “attractive.” I’ll give him that though. I didn’t have the most beautiful face, and my tangled deep brown hair was nearly always pulled back into a ponytail. My brown skin was darker in some places, and I was a bit pudgy. Carl didn’t seem to care, but his dad, his dad...

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I was coming out of the store with a few groceries and other items. Most of the other things were cleaning supplies, as my sister and my two nephews were due for their annual visit. I'll admit that this year I wasn't looking forward to her coming. I had been divorced for two months now. My wife had moved out several months ago and I was now living alone. The house was in terrible shape. The curtains were just as my wife had left them. I swept when I started tripping over things. The windows...

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Jennifer Marie Stephenson was apprehensive, but tried not to show it. She had tried not to think about her husband's business, but it was getting very hard to ignore. It seemed so promising at first. Her nerdy husband had spent years of his spare time working on his hobby. He had been a professor of chemistry at the local university. In his spare time, he had dabbled in the belief that he could develop a new formula and process for coloring plastics that would cut out some of the costly steps...

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The Thanksgiving of my Father in Law

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It was the spring of my freshman year in college when I got my first blissful taste of chocolate. Growing up in tiny Spearman, Texas there wasn't many Black families around; as a matter of fact I don't remember any Blacks in my senior class. When it was time to go to college, I decided to stay close to home and attend college, so I settled on a small college in the Oklahoma panhandle about an hour drive from home, it had an enrollment of only 3500 students.My freshman year was full of late...

Surprise Melody FlintkoteChapter 10

I had a sudden thought. The Navy has a rigid bottom inflatable boat for clandestine operations. The rigid bottom is narrow enough to fit through the escape trunk and hatches of that submarine the Navy never built ... but everybody knows about. The boat self inflates on the surface so it’s ready to go when the Special Forces men ... or Blackwater operatives or the CIA ... reach the surface. They bring the outboard motor with them when they use the trunk for unobserved exit. “Let them go.” I...

The Quest For The King s MagicChapter 6

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My GF got a Strapon Pegged PT3

Cindy promised that she had something special planned for my 30th birthday. I wasn't sure whether to be pleased or frightened. And yet, there I was, naked, my wrists shackled to either bed post like Christ on the cross, my ankles shackled and bound up with straps against my thighs, making my nether region fully exposed and accessible.And then she put on the blindfold."I am not sure how I feel about this," I finally said.She breathed softly on my ear and said, "Trust me, relax, and enjoy."I took...

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Not every fight is on a level playing field. Sometimes, people can cheat, either knowingly or unknowingly, and be left with a stiff advantage. When she puts on loaded gloves, he won’t be able to stop her from dropping him to the canvas.

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The Ya Ya DildohoodChapter 9

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Horace and Maude were wed when they were both only teenagers. Actually Horace was the youngest at the innocent young age of 18 and Maude was the elder and soon to be 20. They went on a honeymoon to Ireland because Maude was insistent on visiting the famous "Blarney Stone". She was quite the gabber and wanted to insure her continued gift of chatting at the drop of a hat would continue throughout her married life. It was the very first time that Horace had any inkling about his spouse's...

Theodore s Understanding Mother Part 1

Part 1 By Docker5000 Theodore was now rushing home from his mate’s house one of his friends had stolen one of his dad’s dirty books and he had been showing it all around to his friends. His friend had allowed Theodore to take it home for the night in exchange for $2 but he was to bring it back to him tomorrow. Theodore raced into his house completely ignoring his mother whom he did not see and ran up to his room. His mother watched him raced up the stairs. She saw that he had...

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My Wife Enjoys Her Submission

My wife has progressed a lot further over the last two years. She has embraced her submissive tendencies and eagerly awaits a command to perform whatever sexual act I wish. When asked what she would like to do, she just replies "I don't know". However if commanded to do something, she does it immediately.I have lost count of how often she has swallowed my spunk. At one time, oral sex was a big no. She got past her hang up about oral and started to suck me daily, getting better each time. The...

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Minxx Marii is having a hard time paying her bills, so she’s been dating guys who have a lot of money and will give her the cash she needs. Her stepbrother, Tony, figures out that Minxx is basically existing off a sugar daddy. When he overhears Minxx get turned down by her current man, he moves in on that. He bickers with Minxx back and forth, but ultimately agrees to lend her some money if she gives him the sugar daddy experience. Minxx agrees. Peeling off her shirt, Minxx shows off her...

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The StormChapter 26

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The Stallion

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INTRODUCTION - YESTERDAY It was bitchin' hot in the air outside our oversized Mansion on Midos Lane, not helped either by the lake on one side or the verdant fairway on the other side and the back of the house. But inside, aided by several ten-ton air conditioners, Mom and I were comfortably naked in the 'media room', protected by blackout shades to keep the full wall video screen's fuck flick picture sharp. Step-Dad wasn't with us. He was supposedly at a Technology Conference at Lake...

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