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Sophies Revenge Part 2

My name is Sophie, and this is the story of how I first gave in to my feelings for my boyfriend’s friend. Now, I don’t want you think that I found any of this easy. It really first started when I saw that my boyfriend, Jon, had been flirting with girls on Facebook. I had just gotten home from work and I’d gone to our desk top computer to check my emails, when I noticed Jon’s Facebook page open. I was about to close it when I saw some messages he had been sending to a couple of girls he had...

Runner Girl Ch 02

Thank you Gaius Petronius for editing for me. There are 13 chapters in this series and they will post daily. Vote, comments, and emails sincerely appreciated. ***** John watched Amy and Tracy exit the cab, and after greetings and introductions, the two couples were led to a table. John paused momentarily, giving himself an opportunity to fall behind and get a good look at Amy’s backside, from her toned pale shoulders down to her nicely rounded bottom. Once seated, Amy and Tracy began talking...

Rhonda s Fantasy Cruise Goes Live

Rhonda Morton’s weeks of excitement were about to be satisfied as, arm in arm with her friend Sally, they made their way towards the dock where the liner was berthed. Could this be the start of her recurring fantasy turned real? Sally was obviously just as excited, as the whole way through the security area, she had gabbled about the things they might do on board.“The cabin has a balcony, hasn’t it? We could sunbathe naked out there. And I’m dying to have a go in the casino--"Sally went on and...

My challenge to a Virgin a Cock Revisited

I once challenged a girlfriend to take her clothes off and confront a stranger, sit down and talk with him, without trying to cover-up her genitals, then tell me she was not turned-on by the experience.We were having this debate on morality and she was from a Christian background of bible thumping parents, with suppressive views on sexuality and masturbation.This young woman was 19 and had never, according to her, touched herself intimately.We chose to meet on the the Saturday morning and I...

Dost Ki Didi Ko Choda

Me apne baare me bta du.Mera naam mohit kumar thakur h. Me ba kia h. Me ek gora 5.10 ft lamba or 22yrs or average body ka hu. In short, I am smart handsome enough to seduce any bhabhi girl aunty. Or ye me nhi log bolte h. Dick size 6″ lamba n 3″ mota h. Or ish kahani ki heroin menka h jo 2 baccho ki maa h wo 32 k aas paas ki hain pr lagti nhi h. Uska figure 36 32 36 tha height 6″ thi. Now lets come to the story. Ye baat pichle saal ki h . Mere dost ke bhaiya ki saadi thi or wo log jharkhand...

Two men make strange marital agreements with their wives

I married Tania, just after her twenty-fifth birthday. Less than half my age, she was up until then, a would be actress. She had starred in many Oscar winning performances, on every known casting couch. The body was a fantastic – 38 24 36 – but on a scale from one to ten her talent was more like four. The silent movie era would have been her forte but that would probably not come back any time soon, so she started to look for security. That’s where I came in. Having invested...

Roxanne McKee cums hard thanks to Heather Peace

Roxanne McKee gets some first-hand training!After her successful role as Louise Summers in the UK soap Hollyoaks she was offered a major role in the BBC drama called “Lip Service” which is set in Scotland and is about lesbian relationships.Although Roxanne has always been a sex symbol she’s never really shied away from, not-only playing, raunchy roles but also stripping off for glamour mags as well. All very tasteful but she had been approached many times with cash to go further but she’s...

Budding Crisis

‘Well, of all the nerve.’ Sharon banged the telephone down on the cash register counter. ‘Well, shit!’ she added. ‘What was that all about?’ the shop assistant, Maggie, said, looking up from the other end of the counter, where she was polishing glass vases with a tea towel. ‘That was Roger Bailey.’ ‘Why does that ring a bell?’ Maggie said. ‘Oh, isn’t that the guy you’ve said you’ve run into a couple of times. A real cute guy.’ ‘Yes, that’s him. He just had the nerve to ask me out.’ ...

Fucking the brothers

I have known Matt for many years. He was a senior when I first met him. Being part of the football team and six foot tall, he was a girls dream. Many girls fawned over him and he enjoyed being the school jock. Being the junior I had my hots for him and eventually one day at a party we made out and I gave him a quick blow job, although we never managed to fuck. Recently, through mutual friends I heard that Matt was coming to my town to help his elder brother move after a nasty divorce. I had...

Yellow Cat and The Black Syrian

Yellow Cat and the Black Syrian Ministry of National Security Kingston, Jamaica 4 pm Renowned criminologist DOCTOR LARE GOODNITE had been summoned to a meeting at the offices of the Ministry of National Security. A 43 year old attractive brunette ...she wore a baggy white business suit and low heeled black leather shoes..her large handbag slung over her right shoulder as she entered the office for her meeting with Jamaica's National Security Minister...a handsome man with thining brown...

Magical Hearts chapter 5

I held Isabels hand as I heard the beginnings of Justins magic, I had time to grown but not much more than that before I am awaken in the morning. The Wedding Day: Chapter 5. Isabel is kissing my hand. She says to the curtain, That was the longest night of my life, even with Justin putting us to sleep. I chuckle and say, I was thinking that just before Justin begin his sleep spell. That was odd I remember dreaming one normally does not dream under a sleep spell. Isabel asked, What did you...

Sisters Daughters Nieces and Wives

One of my colleagues was a lady who was ten years my senior in that she was around 35 when I was 25. God, now that I'm in my 50's I look back at the opportunities I had a quarter of a century ago and ask myself 'Did I make the most of things in those days?' I have to confess though, that 'Yes, I probably did!'..... but I'd love to have those sort of opportunities back on a regular basis. A guy always needs more sex than he can get! Anyway, this woman of 35 was on the large...

FillUpMyMom Slimthick Vic Putting Mom On The Market

If I could solve equations the way I can lay 3 pointers, I’d be money. But ya know, the universe doesn’t work that way – bros gotta hustle. My buddy Darius Dawson is a straight fucking nerd and I see an opportunity to get my grades up. Here’s the deal; Darius does all my homework, my papers & projects and he gets to fuck Slimthick Vic, my hot as hell mom. Naturally, Darius was in. Now for mom. She was out of her mind at the proposal, but the thought of her big boy...

Something in the WaterChapter 7 We Have The Technology

Louise struck lucky with a laboratory at about eleven-thirty that morning. She had said she needed to run some tests on possible reactions between softened water from a particular type of softener and milky coffee of a particular brand. The technician wasn't thrown at all. She asked what sort of reaction we were looking for, and Louise said it might be the sort of reaction which had an effect on human cells in certain parts of the body. The female body. The breasts. Making them grow. Can...

Kathy Gets it In the End

After High School I needed a job, I could not decide in what field I wanted to work, I tried the military but didn't like the feeling I got when I talked to the recruiters. So I went to work for circle K as assistant manager, as there were fewer stores on the south side where I lived, I had to go to the north side. After traveling to many different stores, and parts of the north side, finally getting my own store on north May Ave. The building behind me is where many of my customers came...

Discussion QuestionsChapter 6 Using the Love Nest

When I walked into the office on Monday morning, Brenda was already at her desk sorting the first load of office mail. She blushed a nice scarlet color as I greeted her. "Have a nice weekend?" I asked casually, as though I had no idea of her activities. "Oh, yes." She looked around to be sure no one could hear her. "It was fucking marvelous; or maybe it was the other way around – marvelous fucking. Either way, it was the best weekend in my whole life. Thank you for asking ... and for...

My Buxom Wife And The Servants 8211 Part 2

Hello friends? I am back! In the first part of the story you read how my domestic servant got the first taste of my wife in the kitchen. I am really overwhelmed by the response from all of you and I want to give you all a big THANKS. I had never imagined that my simple story would please you all so much. As promised by me I have sent Manasi’s snap to all who requested me. I am continuing the story hoping that it will provide more pleasure to you all. And now to continue- It was a good thing...

Mommy are you serious I have to find a summer job Part 1

Mommy are you serious I have to find a summer job? Part 1 By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly 16-year-old boy Miley 13-year-old little sister that is taller than me. Mrs. Anderson Manager and my boss. Authors note: Hello to all! I want to thank everyone for all the sweet emails asking me to continue writing more stories. It has been a long time since I posted any of my stories, life gets really busy sometimes. If you have been reading my stories for years, you...

Christmas in the Woods

My name is Clinton Conners. I'm thirty-five years old and at the beginning of this story, I was confused, and pissed off. Those were, however, the only things I knew about my situation. Of course, there were other things going on in my life, but at the time I was blissfully unaware of how stupid I was. As I looked around the small airport terminal, I was still wondering how the hell my boss had convinced me to be there at that moment, doing what I was doing. It was a Fall Friday morning, the...

Collage girls Taken

I was strapped down. Tightly. My legs secured at the ankles, legs spread wide and pulled up, and bent at the knees. My arms likewise, a collar around my neck, secured. A leather strap across my waist. I couldn’t move. Next to me Kayleigh screamed, then silence. I couldn’t see her. The others girls were with me, and although I couldn’t see them I knew they were tied down, as I was. And like me I knew they were naked. He stood in front of me, whoever “He” was. He smiled, a cruel leer. He held up...

A First Time for everything

I woke up to the sun just rising over the mountains, the warm rays sifting through the window shades. I was lying on my back watching, when all of a sudden you moved. You were turning onto your back and as you did the covers slipped down off your breasts exposing them. Your arms were above your head forcing your breasts to jut upwards. Your nipples seemed like they were seeking the warm rays of the sunshine coming through the window. I leaned over your still sleeping body. I brought my...

Some guy

I went on a walk the other night around 8:00 at night and this guy pulled up, He asked me if I lived around here, I said "Ya I do," he said he's seen me walking around here before but never seen me talking to anyone. I told him, "I don't know anyone who lives out here," He said "You do now put my number in your phone and text me later tonight like around 12:00 or 1:00." "ok" He gave me his number and he drove off and out of the neighborhood. I went home and was thinking to...

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David and I had gotten together many times after what happened and I had never been happier. Then after class one day as we were walking towards his car an ambulance pulled up outside the school. We were just watching the EMTs heading inside when one of my girlfriend’s friend ran up to us. “Mike you need to come something happened to Ashley.” Before I could say anything she took off and David and I followed her. She led to a restroom on the far side of the school that wasn’t us much and I...

Emily and Her Person

In the previous installment of Emily’s story we found our friends meeting in a hotel… There were a few twists and turns and now that we know one of the few kinks to this story we can continue with their vacation together… All people mentioned in ANY sexual manner are 18 years or older, don’t bother asking otherwise. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emily and Mike walked out of the hotel room after spending a week in Paris continuing their relationship and enjoying the pleasure that ‘young love’ so...

7 ASIAN BLOWJOBS IN 7 DAYS DAY 5 JOYCE

SEVEN ASIAN BLOWJOBS IN SEVEN DAYSVOTE FOR THE BESTPLEASE SEE:- INTRO AND DAY ONE – MEI- DAY TWO – EMI- DAY THREE – YUZMIN- DAY FOUR – YONG-JAEDAY FIVE – JOYCEJoyce looked like a calm, normal Asian girl. After the last three days, I was looking forward to normalcy. My body ached, and my nose hurt like hell. The man in the suit had brought a doctor over from the mainland the night before, but I had to take some painkillers and other stuff to reduce the swelling. Joyce had a pleasing bit of...

Deep Secret Ch 30 Nepenthe

A final scene, one that you’re unable to forget, is always a good idea. The final shot in Casablanca is a classic with the slow pan upward as we see Louis and Rick walking across the wet tarmac, Rick saying something like ‘You know, Louie, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.’ From my recollection the voice-over was added after the scene was shot, but the movie wouldn’t be the same without it. (This is right after Louis gets to repeat the famous ‘Round up the usual suspects’...

Corrupted Glade

Aster yawned widely, stretching from her resting place in a blooming flower. She grinned and extended her wings to catch the morning sun. Spring was finally here! It was always such a pain to give the glade over to those winter tramps every year, they always left behind a complete mess. Fingers crossed for global warming, Aster leapt from her sleeping place and flew up to meet the others playing in the warm sunlight. A swarm of butterfly-winged fey flipped and danced around each other, calling...

MrLuckyPOV Megan Marx Submissive Teen Calls Me Daddy

Megan Marx is an 18 year old horny slut who does as she’s told. Attached to a chain leash she is ready to have her tight little teen cunt pounded into. With her straight brunette hair in pigtails and a sexy lace top exposing her perky breasts she knows what she is here to do. Like the playful girl that she is she start off in the ball pit giggling and having fun. Then things heat up as she begins to choke down cock and take deep thrusts into her warm twat. She drains all the cum into her mouth...

Heaven With The Glamorous

Dear Indian Sex Stories readers. Hope all are good especially the sexy chicks and aunties. This is my first sex story in Indian Sex Stories dot net. Please do forgive me for my mistakes and for fun, chats (girls and aunties only) email me at I am Vinu from Chennai. 6.2 feet tall, 80kgs. Fitness freak has a tool of 6inch to drill women Let’s move to the sex story ( a bit longer one because have to capture the incident live ) This was my encounter with a sexy chick and her sister. The name of...

Sexy Sujata

Hi guys, I am here to share my first experience with a married woman. A new family came to stay in our colony a few months ago. As they were new and I happened to be passing by uncle asked me for some help with unloading his luggage. We had a brief introduction and found out that his name is Mr. Rohit. He was married and his wife’s name was Sujata and they had no children. While I was talking with him suddenly a lady came towards us from behind the tempo which had their stuff. She must be...

MyGirlfriendsBustyFriend Valentina Jewels 24167

It’s been way to long since Valentina Jewels has had a man’s hands all over her, so there’s no way she’s passing up a massage from her friend’s boyfriend Tony. Sure it might be weird, but she’s more than happy to help him practice his massage while she waits for her friend to arrive home so they can go to the gym together. But what Valentina didn’t expect is to get so wet from Tony touching her! And when she finds him with one hand on her ass and the other hand on his big dick, she doesn’t...

Bro glory pt 2

I spent a night a week in that booth with my father. Each time he would slide his huge cock deep into my wanting pussy, ripples would surge through me. I would continue once he left. A few times a cock would come in the glory hole before or after our time together and they seemed wrong and dirty. I felt my father making excuses more and more to our family and i needed to stop. Am i wrecking this family?I wanted Mark's cock bad and txted him with the anonymous phone. It wasn't until i said that...

I managed to get my shy wife to fuck the limo driv

I suppose this story starts with the love of my life; my sweet wife, Claire. She is truly the most amazing woman I have ever met. Everybody loves Claire. And aside from being a great wife and mother to our three k**s, she also has an amazing libido- always eager to have sex. She is 34 years old, and even after having three k**s, still has rocking body. She is 5'4", has great legs, and beautiful "C" cups. We have been married for five years and have enjoyed amazing sex from day one. You would...

Cooking Classes Changed Us

Hi Friends, I am Sadiya a 23 year woman married for 4 years with an interior designer businessman Akram, who is a loving husband. I am a bit short with just 5 feet and 4 inches with a 30-28-32 figure normal built (somewhat lean) and whitish complexion and my hubby 30 years of age with around 5.10 feet height and average built and is a real handsome I would have liked. His dick size is 9 inches and circumcised as in Muslims. This is my real story of how I had my first sex outside of my marriage...

My sister I part 1

This story is about my sister Mel and I. I am going to be 29 in a couple of months and she just turned 27. She has a husband and a little girl now, so we don't do anything like this anymore. Ever since we were young Mel and I have been sexually curious. When we would be alone at times either in the bedroom we shared or in the living room for a lengthy amount of time while the parents were having sex, we would have dry sex as well. It was always me taking my dick out of my pants and underwear...

MackChapter 09

On the second and fourth Saturday afternoon of each month Mack is at the Queanbeyan Archery Club using one of their bows to stay in practice. He’s very good and most of the club members appreciate his skill, even if his style is different. A few aren’t so happy because they feel the only real way to use a bow is the way Miss Rowe uses a bow. Mack is at the Archery Club with Tanya and the Thomas kids on the second Saturday in March. They’ve come to watch him at work with a bow before going to...

A Viking Saga

The year is 821 AD, and the word Viking is feared throughout northern Europe and the Mediterranean Sea. And in the snowbound lands of Norway, in a small seaside port Hakon Magnusson is Jarl. As the lord of the land he has himself many luxuries the common folk would wish for, including two wives and numerous concubines through which he has produced many children. These children are of varying ages, builds, intelligence and general character, but for all of them one fact rings true.... They have...

The swimming pool fun

This is a story about me and one of my friends, Chris. We have never done anything "sexual" before, but we always "scoped" each other out. One day, Trevor was staying over at Chris's house for an overnight sleepover. Chris's parents decided to go to the movies for the night.. so Chris and trevor had the house to themselves. Right when Chris's parents's vehicle was out of the yard, Chris asked Trevor if he wanted to go for a swim. Trevor, with his shorts already on, decided to go for a swim. It...

Perceptions and DeceptionsChapter 21

The cold settles around her like a thin, wet web, both cloying and slick. Her steps are hesitant, as if afraid the moisture would collect around her feet and spill her to the cold stones. She hears only her own breathing until the soft sobs drift to her once more from the darkness, like slim tentacles wrapping around her psyche and tugging her forward. Cassie remains standing where she is. The clammy air swirls around her, brushing its icy fingers against her naked body. She draws in her...

Trip To Udaipur With 4 Men 8211 Part 2

Hello everyone i am anita and here i am writing second part of my story, read my first story (link above). i was tired as hell so i just slept. it was a good relaxing sleep. we reached at udaipur at 7 am. i asked them to drop me at ambamata which they did happily. driver did charge me so i saved 600 rs or you can say they fucked me for 100 rs each :). i took a auto and reached hotel lake view where i have booked a room as i researched its a hotel where foreigner stay a lot. in auto i was...

Lucknow Ki Aarti Ki Chudai

Hello friends mera nam adi hai mai lucknow ka hu mai ek sportsman hu mera land ka size 7’8 aur 3inch mota hai jo kissi bhi ladki ko santust kar sakta hai mane bohut se ladki ke sath sex kiya hai kaise mai playboy bna aaj batane ja raha hu meri mail id hai ( )koi bhi anty ,bhabhi,ladki lucknow kea as pass sex karna chati ho to mail kare … Ye baat kisi ko nhi pta chalegi .Meri ek dost hai aarti (34,32,36)wo luckow ke hostel mai rahti thi hum ache dost the but dhire dhire humhare mai age baaat...

My Journey Into DegradationChapter 6

Morning rolled around, Ray's shriveled cock had slipped from my now oily hole sometime during the night. I rolled over and kissed Ray's forehead. I eased from bed and put on my robe. I made coffee and took the pot upstairs to wake Ray. Today was Saturday. It was 'party' day. I could barely keep my emotion down, or maybe that was bile. My stomach was so upset and the voices raged thru my mind. 'Whore.' 'Slut.' 'Fucking tramp.' I was desperate to stop and hopeless snared. I resigned...

My first encounter with Monty

Introduction: This isnt something I ever thought Id write out, let alone let anyone else read, but it never really occurred to me that anyone would want to, or that there was anyone else like me. Hell, I didnt even know I was like this before Monty. This isnt something I ever thought Id write out, let alone let anyone else read, but it never really occurred to me that anyone would want to, or that there was anyone else like me. Hell, I didnt even know I was like this before Monty. Ive been dog...

Best Going Away Present EVER

I remember it like it was yesterday, it was yesterday come to think of it. To properly tell this story I must go back a bit further though. My name’s John, and my best friend Rick and I have been hanging out for the better part of 6 years. We went to high school together, experimented with drugs together, partied together, and played games together. You would think we were separated at birth as much as we had in common. We even looked slightly similar, both standing around 5’9’’ and weighting...

A Night in the ChateauChapter 7

In the next bedroom, after Catherine had left to get changed, Sarah went and sat on the sofa by the window, looking out on the park gardens and reflecting about all the extraordinary events that had filled her life during the last 24 hours. After a few minutes, the door opened and a woman who she, just about, recognised as Rebecca walked in. Rebecca too was dressed immaculately; her dress with a deep cut front right to the waist and no material in the side panels either above the waist. In...

Tommys fuck toy

Introduction: A widowed neighbor gets caught up in a problematic marriage Sweat was dripping off of Tommys chin, splashing down onto my face. His eyes were closed as he pounded away at me. My legs were splayed wide, his muscular arms braced on the bed with my knees pinned behind them. I had one hand on my pussy, frigging my clit, while my other hand was reaching underneath me, my middle finger pushing in and out of my asshole. Keep going baby, Im almost there. I urged him. He nodded, and...

Incest Mansion

You've been looking forward to this day for a long time, having circled it on your calendar. Family Reunion day and you can't help but get aroused just thinking of it, remembering all the hot fun you had in the past. I'm going to do a whole bunch of opening threads, just follow what most suits you or who you want to be and feel free to jump to any and all threads if you like. the more the merrier :) I'm now going to list quite a few options, please be patient at first, okay? I want to be able...

P Fogg A MEMOIRPart 2

I am, sir," Dorian Gray went on, "a gentleman who has sold his very soul for a very foolish purpose -- to keep my youth and beauty." "Oh, come sir do you expect me to believe..." I stopped, clamping my lips shut remembering the events of the last hour. "I see you recall the rather strange sight of me being dashed against the pavement and run over rough-shod by the carriage, eh?" I could barely nod my agreement. He casually poured himself another brandy and offered me more of the...

Card PartyChapter 5 Saturday

“You’ve got a date with Kyle?” Alice shrieked. “That’s wonderful. When did he ask you? Last night?” “Well, actually, I sort of asked him,” Sally told her mother. “I told him Tommy had asked me out, and I sort of made him ask me instead.” “Oh girl, you are a schemer. Good for you. Have you told Tommy?” “Yes, I called him first thing. I said I was sorry, but ‘something came up’. Just as you’ve always told me.” Alice shook her head. “I thought it would never happen.” “Me, too. But it did.”...

Once More With FeelingsChapter 12 Waking Up is Hard to Do

A cool damp cloth wiped my forehead. "Hush now, Patti," said a familiar voice. I tried to see the source of the voice, but couldn't move my head and immediately the flush of fear again rushed through my body. Linda's familiar face came into my view, with Julie beside her. "Don't try to move, Honey, you're in a head restraint, and you're on a backboard as well. We're waiting for the X-rays to come back." "How'd I get here?" I croaked. Julie slipped some ice slivers in my...

Appropriate Punishment

Appropriate Punishment "Hey, Mary, what's up?" "I just came across your old boyfriend, Tony. What's going on with him? He was acting like a fruit, and dressed like a drag queen." "Oh, good. It worked." "What worked, Sue? "Just a little reprograming. He's gonna spend the rest of his life dressing like a whore and acting like one too. He's even got an addiction to giving men blow jobs." "Wait a minute. Are you telling me you did this to him?" "Yeah, because the bastard...

Weekend Romp

She flies in for a weekend romp and he is anxiously waiting for her at the airport. Their eyes meet as she’s walking up the jetway and he sees that she’s wearing a very sexy short skirt, tight-fitting top and heels. He grins knowingly as she slips into his arms and he pulls her body very tightly against his. She feels his hardening cock jutting against her stomach and presses her pubic bone into it. Before they release one another, their hands casually slide down over each other’s asses and...

Senior Year Part IChapter 14 They rsquo re All Sick

Monday October 10 Before I left the hospital, they’d given me instructions on how to rehab my hip pointer. They called the first few days the ‘acute phase.’ I assumed that meant pain level because I agreed it was ‘acute.’ The suggested treatment was to rest, ice it down, take pain and anti-inflammatory meds, and to wrap it. They warned me not to try to do too much until the pain subsided some. My instinct was to stretch and exercise, but they’d warned that I had to let my injuries heal before...

Punishment and Pleasure

This is new fictitious ending to a true story I've previously published. " Wifes Secret"Having taken the photos of them I fled the house and drove to my parents home to think. I had several options open to me,Call the police and have them all done for i****t,but that would drag it into the public domain and may well affect the c***dren.Use the photos as a means of getting a divorce on my terms,A sensible move except that everytime I looked at the photos I got a hard-on.Go back to her and talk...

That Spring

Part 1. ...I lay back as they worked intently on my swollen, dripping erection; my next door neighbor and his sister were splitting the labor between them, she running her tongue sloppily along the back of my big shaft, drooling almost as much saliva down my rod as the cream their actions were drawing up from my balls, which was flowing in a wide stream over the purple rim of my painfully-stretched dickhead, and on down the front of my thick shaft; while he was jacking the lower end of my...

Long Arm of Discipline Part 5

I checked my cell phone on my way to the mall. I cut out of my chemistry class since I probably knew what the professor was going to say. It was too nice a day to be in a lecture hall and the syllabus is online anyway. I can wing it from there. As I’m walking to the mall, I see that mom called 18 times. “What the hell is wrong with her?” I think to myself. I check my voicemail. She’s in freakin’ hysterics that someone stole the car. Ok, I know my mom isn’t the most rational person in the world,...

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