Jesus Stole My Girlfriend
So Jesus comes back to Earth right. And sure, I mean we were all skeptical at first and stuff, but you know, after all the pomp and circumstance and angels’ trumpets and apocalypse and smiting of the antichrist and all that biblical crap, we’re all pretty much convinced he’s the real deal. And that’s cool and all, ’cause I’m not down with Satan or nothing, and Jesus is like the Lord of Hosts and all that, but let me tell you, I know from personal experience that once you get past all that...