The Third Date
She came to my apartment wearing high heels, a camisole top, and a tight black mini-skirt. Looking at her skin-tight skirt, I could tell she wasn't wearing any panties. I welcomed her into my place, took her jacket, and gave her a hug. While embracing one another, she whispered in my ear that she's been waiting all week to see me, and that she was so horny. I told that I had made reservations at this quaint little Italian restaurant. She replied, "fuck the reservations, I brought dessert," and...