masturbating
I am 19, but when i was 13, my mother caught masturbating, but i assured her i was inspecting myself. She was still upset and hauled me off to the local medical clinic to get a lecture on ‘sexual practices’ from our GP. When we arrived my mother made me go and ask the nurse at reception, but it turned out that our GP wasn’t working that day (it was a sunday). The only other doctors on duty were an andrologist, a christian b*****r in charge of f****y planning, a spannish speaking GP, a dentist...