JAN AND TED 5
She rang Ted on the following Wednesday, and there was no answer. “He might have gone down the pub.” Mike said. The phone rang a minute later. It was Ted.”Sorry, Jan, I was in the shower. I heard it ring, but couldn't get to it. Funnily enough, I was just thinking about you when you rang me. Isn't that a coincidence?” She could tell by his voice that he was in an upbeat mood, and she knew that he was trying to tell her that he'd been masturbating when she rang. “Yes, I suppose it is!” she...