M is for Masturbate
"Hey buddy, how'd you like to have a chance to win a million dollars, and have fun doing it?" Jack attempted to give the guy a wide birth. He wasn't that he looked creepy or anything, but he was sure it was some kind of a scam. "Ah no thanks," he said nearly stepping down into the gutter. "You enjoy masturbating?" "Ok, now it's gotten creepy," Jack thought as the guy handed him a flyer. He made it around the guy not daring to even look back, half tempted to just wad up the...