the 7 year itch
Met this girl in a supermarket, i was 36, she was 19. We immedietly hit off while i was asking her advice on brands, she said, you dont want that one, that tastes like ass! i laughed my face off and introduced myself. Then, i quickly told her about my work, she was doing similar work and we completely hit it off. I gave her my number and she called. Turns out, she lived only right around the corner from me and to my displeasure, she had a boyfriend. A jerky one at that, but, they did have a...