Head Nurse
HEAD NURSE He found the bottle while wandering the beach looking for seashells. A mud encrusted thing with a stopper. Wondering if there was anything still inside he pulled and twisted and finally yanked the stopper out. A cloud spewed out of the bottle and soon formed into a lovely genie. "Hot damn," he thought, "I'm gonna get to make a wish!" Sure enough the genie in a strangely archaic manner thanked him and told him his dearest wish would be granted. The man though for a...