Wizards Day Off The Secretary
The wizard sat on the park bench reading his paper. He was very much enjoying his day off. A man sat down next to him on the bench and forcefully dialed a number on his cell phone. He did not look happy but the wizard continued reading the paper, this was his day off after all. The wizard heard a squeaky voice on the other end answer and the man cut her off. "Britney, I am almost finished with my lunch break. Have you completed my report for corporate yet?" "What do you mean you are...