We re Just Friends
I was on my way back to the couch when I noticed something sticking out from under the door to the hallway closet. I peeked around the corner to make sure she was still asleep, and tried to open the door as quietly as I could. I picked up the object and was more turned on than surprised. HANDCUFFS! These could come in handy, I thought to myself, as I pocketed them and dug through the rest of the closet for the keys. As soon as I found them, I'd pocketed them and went back to the couch to curl...