Divorced Neighbour
One of our older neighbours had just had his reconciliation with his wife scuppered she didn’t want him anymore, they’d been living apart for ten years but he always thought they would get back together but it seemed this time it was over for good. As he poured out his feelings I suggested we went back to his house and got a beer.Bruce and I were settled in his house when he said “I haven’t had sex for over a decade waiting for that bitch”, I replied “It’s over now you can look for someone...