Straight Sex
"Honey?" she said. It was June, my wife. "What, love?" I answered. I was in a good mood. I'd just read the latest reviews; I'd gotten good numbers and found three stories that looked interesting. I was chuckling at the controversy about Celeste's role when June spoke up. "It's been almost four days since we've fooled around. At all. I'm horny as a toad. Do you feel like, uh, doing anything?" I heard her say. Well. I don't usually get an invitation like that this early in a...