Limo and a picnic
Ring, ring, rang the phone. I open my eyes, look at the clock and think, "Who would be calling me at 8:00am on a Sunday." I roll over and decide to let my machine answer the phone. "Get your lazy ass out of bed, and pick up the phone," I hear you say. I jump up and reach for the phone. "Hi, I didn't think it would be you." "Get in the shower and be dressed by 9:00am," you tell me. "We are going out for lunch and you will be there in an hour." Let's see, its 8:00 AM. It only takes me 15 minutes...
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