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A little while ago I was thinking about replacing the mast on my sailing dinghy. It's a Mirror 16, well out of production, and the mast is ... well, elderly. So I got onto ebay and searched for a replacement, or at least something that would do. I found one that could be OK, but I needed some extra pictures of it because it was from a different class, and I wasn't sure where the fittings were. In the event I decided not to go ahead with the purchase because it was about 250 miles away and...

Doctor Doctor 8211 Gujarati Story

Hi friends, I m Jay and from Mumbai (name Changed). I am 33 and married living happy life. I m Gujarati so rest I will write in Gujarati so that all my Gujju friends can enjoy Gujju story. Pehla to hu ISS no regular reader chu ane ghani stories vanchi che. Stories vachya pachi lagtu nathi ke badhi stories real hoy. Kemke mane kyarey avo koi chance nathi malyo jevo lokone emna padosi jode, travelling maa vagere vagere chance malya che. Any ways hu bahu bore nahi karu. hu ahiya story nathi...

No Contest Book 3 Tallying the Score 2001 2003Chapter 24

Cheryl met Joe at LAX, giving him an intense hug and kiss. As soon as his luggage arrived, she pulled him away from the others and into her rental car. Rachel had a limo waiting, but Cheryl wanted Joe. Taking him to her hotel room, she ravaged him before he ravaged her. Despite depleted energy, he managed to be as relentless as she needed. Her frequent, ramping orgasms definitely helped keep his energy up. They said little on the way there. Cheryl about the kids. Joe about Hong Kong and...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 229

This one is compliments of Gary with thanks... A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too." The old woman says, "Thank...

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His Pregnant Lover Ch 16

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An Ordinary Adult Sex LifeChapter 24 Jungle Gyms

-- TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2008 -- 7:03 AM The dawn had come. Also, Dawn had cum. And I had cum, too. Both of us were soaked with sweat, bangs plastered to our foreheads and a river running down my back, but neither of us cared as we heaved together in the final throes of simultaneous orgasm. Lips locked together, we kissed and kissed and kept on kissing as my cock spat out its final wads of spunk deep into the furthest recesses of my lover’s womb. And we kept on kissing even after my hips...

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A Chance Encounter

It was a long day at work and my 3:30 cigarette break was well deserved. I walked to my spot, around the back of the building where there was this little underpass beneath a walking bridge. It was an older bridge, and the logs that made its floor were spaced wide enough apart to see through from underneath but made it so that above you couldn't see through due to the lighting difference. You had to know that there was a path to the side, slightly hidden by the shrubbery that the city was too...

Being Happy

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Anita Chachi

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Sex Ed 102 1Chapter 11B Cherry Picking Time Part 2

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The BootleggerChapter 10

I had made the delivery of unprocessed product to the distributor, and I had our talk with the Doctor. Our share of the product was all in the glass jars and ready for to be put in the Old barn. The old barn’s hay loft was accessed only by a ladder, which was also a tool of my landscape business. The point was that it was nearing Christmas, so there was some down time ahead. Lucy, and Lorrie removed some cash for one of our stashes and went shopping. They bought a bunch of presents for their...

Sin Sity Singer Club in Sydney

In order to reach Sin Sity in Sydney you have to climb a steep set of stairs almost hidden behind a nondescript pizzeria, not far from the of town. At the top of the stairs the space opens up to a bar-room with plenty of wood and in a corner a Jacuzzi, lovely for relaxing with or without friends. A spiral staircase winds itsd way up just next to the Jacuzzi, and behind it several other rooms opened up, variously occupied with beds or sofas for lazily or not so lazily lounging in. Upstairs there...

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