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Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells niceQ: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks! Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!Q: How do you kill a circus clown?A: Go for the juggler!Q: Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut?A: Because he overdosed on viagra!Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?A: Because his wife died!Q:...

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A little while ago I was thinking about replacing the mast on my sailing dinghy. It's a Mirror 16, well out of production, and the mast is ... well, elderly. So I got onto ebay and searched for a replacement, or at least something that would do. I found one that could be OK, but I needed some extra pictures of it because it was from a different class, and I wasn't sure where the fittings were. In the event I decided not to go ahead with the purchase because it was about 250 miles away and...

Doctor Doctor 8211 Gujarati Story

Hi friends, I m Jay and from Mumbai (name Changed). I am 33 and married living happy life. I m Gujarati so rest I will write in Gujarati so that all my Gujju friends can enjoy Gujju story. Pehla to hu ISS no regular reader chu ane ghani stories vanchi che. Stories vachya pachi lagtu nathi ke badhi stories real hoy. Kemke mane kyarey avo koi chance nathi malyo jevo lokone emna padosi jode, travelling maa vagere vagere chance malya che. Any ways hu bahu bore nahi karu. hu ahiya story nathi...

No Contest Book 3 Tallying the Score 2001 2003Chapter 24

Cheryl met Joe at LAX, giving him an intense hug and kiss. As soon as his luggage arrived, she pulled him away from the others and into her rental car. Rachel had a limo waiting, but Cheryl wanted Joe. Taking him to her hotel room, she ravaged him before he ravaged her. Despite depleted energy, he managed to be as relentless as she needed. Her frequent, ramping orgasms definitely helped keep his energy up. They said little on the way there. Cheryl about the kids. Joe about Hong Kong and...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 229

This one is compliments of Gary with thanks... A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too." The old woman says, "Thank...

Awesome Experience With Married Woman

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His Pregnant Lover Ch 16

As dawn broke on the morning of the Islands open day Dave felt Ama shudder and come. He eased his head back from between her legs and savored the smell and taste of her wet African pussy. His mouth had made love to many pussies in the dark that night without really seeing them. He had stroked them, smelt them, kissed them, nibbled them, licked them, fingered them and made love with his mouth to four different jet-black bodies in the dark. Now in the early light his eyes caught a slash of...

An Ordinary Adult Sex LifeChapter 24 Jungle Gyms

-- TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2008 -- 7:03 AM The dawn had come. Also, Dawn had cum. And I had cum, too. Both of us were soaked with sweat, bangs plastered to our foreheads and a river running down my back, but neither of us cared as we heaved together in the final throes of simultaneous orgasm. Lips locked together, we kissed and kissed and kept on kissing as my cock spat out its final wads of spunk deep into the furthest recesses of my lover’s womb. And we kept on kissing even after my hips...

Me Aur Mere Mama Ki Ladki Ka Kissa

Hi friends..mera naam aman hai. Meri age 24 hai. Me aaj apko meri real life ka kissa share kar rha hu. Ye kissa hai meri mama ki choti ladki Mehak ke bare me. Mehak ki age hai 18 yrs. Me gaon rehta hu. Mehak ki family means mera mama thane rehta hai. Mehak jab 8th class me padh rahi thi thane ke school me toh ek bar waha ek nautanki ladke ne usase ched chad ki aur uske piche pada tha. Jab family me samja toh mama ne dar k mare use school se nikal kar use meri ghar yane gaon me 12th class puri...

A Chance Encounter

It was a long day at work and my 3:30 cigarette break was well deserved. I walked to my spot, around the back of the building where there was this little underpass beneath a walking bridge. It was an older bridge, and the logs that made its floor were spaced wide enough apart to see through from underneath but made it so that above you couldn't see through due to the lighting difference. You had to know that there was a path to the side, slightly hidden by the shrubbery that the city was too...

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Being Happy

Being Happy I've always found it pretty easy to be happy. Of course, it didn't hurt that I had gotten a good job right out of college or that I had the sort of body that drew girls like flies to honey (and they were always willing to eat my honey). But then one day, everything changed, and it threatened to take away all that happiness I had gotten used to. It started when I stepped out of my apartment building and found myself staring at a tight, round ass. A girl in tight...

Anita Chachi

Hi ISS readers. I my name is Rohit, from Mumbai. This happened a week ago with my aunt. I m 24 years and I m working as an engg. My aunt is 32 and she’s house wife. About her, she is really beautiful with a nice fat ass and she has got boobs, which will be protruding out of the saree. This incident happened on Saturday. My aunt whos name is Anita is housewife as i said earlier. My uncle is in merchant company and stays out on trip for six months of a year. And now he is out of country from pass...

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Sex Ed 102 1Chapter 11B Cherry Picking Time Part 2

I told Liz to call Sissy on the speaker phone. I wanted hear what she would say. I told Liz to tell her sister to ware what she has on now so it will look like she came over and went back home. This will keep the nosy neighbors at bay. She called. Sissy "Hello" Liz "Grandpa said to come over now. Ware those blue shorts with a white sleeveless blouse." I'll have my hair in a pony tail. Sissy "Why?" Liz "Grandpa wants us to look alike so when I go home it will look like you just...

The BootleggerChapter 10

I had made the delivery of unprocessed product to the distributor, and I had our talk with the Doctor. Our share of the product was all in the glass jars and ready for to be put in the Old barn. The old barn’s hay loft was accessed only by a ladder, which was also a tool of my landscape business. The point was that it was nearing Christmas, so there was some down time ahead. Lucy, and Lorrie removed some cash for one of our stashes and went shopping. They bought a bunch of presents for their...

Sin Sity Singer Club in Sydney

In order to reach Sin Sity in Sydney you have to climb a steep set of stairs almost hidden behind a nondescript pizzeria, not far from the of town. At the top of the stairs the space opens up to a bar-room with plenty of wood and in a corner a Jacuzzi, lovely for relaxing with or without friends. A spiral staircase winds itsd way up just next to the Jacuzzi, and behind it several other rooms opened up, variously occupied with beds or sofas for lazily or not so lazily lounging in. Upstairs there...

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