Married Cock
Coffee mornings in our village are a chance for us women to get together and have a ‘good old gossip’. But that’s not really my thing. It doesn’t stop me going though, as you can glean all sorts of useful information from the casual little chats you strike up. For me, they’re all about identifying the next target. I’ll saunter up to one of the women and purposefully mention something overtly sexual to read their reaction. If they laugh or respond with something equally tittilating then I know...