Old Lady goes to heavan
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the mostawful bloodcurdling screams.Don't worry about that', says St. Peter,'it's only someonehaving the holes put into her shoulder blades forwings.'The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with theconversation.Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdlingscreams.'Oh my God', says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'Not to worry', says St. Peter,...