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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most
awful bloodcurdling screams.Don't worry about that', says St. Peter,
'it's only someonehaving the holes put into her shoulder blades for
wings.'
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation.Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling
screams.'Oh my God', says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'
Not to worry', says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled
to fit the halo.'I can't do this', says the old lady, 'I'm going to
hell.''You can't go there', says St. Peter. 'You'll be ****d and
sodomized.'
'Maybe so', says the old lady, 'but I've already got the holes
drilled for that!'

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